YAY! Vera A and are HERE. Well, not here here, but yeah. They're in the story. So let's get started! If you want to see what happened before this, check out Vera A's story Nutty Is My Middle Name. Specifically, chapter seven.

***GIANT WORMHOLE SPITS EVERYONE OUT***

Max: What the heck!? What just happened!?

Vera: I dunno… I didn't do the wormhole, I know that for sure… -looks around- Where are we?

Lily: We're at my house, which means you guys have to come to school with me! The minkles can come too :)

Ella: Why can't we just wormhole back!?

Angel: There aren't any worm holes. Now get ready for eighth grade.

Vera: First off, any fanfiction writer can create a wormhole using fanfiction magic! Second off, I'm in eleventh grade, so I guess eighth grade would be that bad…

Nudge and Lily: -laughs- Are you joking? It's boring as hell, but harder than hell!

Vera: What math do you take?

Lily: Algebra 1 honors. We're doing matrices today! Get ready to leave.

Vera: I'll be ready in a minute… you're doing matrices!? In Algebra 2, we don't get to that until, like, next month! But, then again, you're in honors, and honors is just the next level of classes up…

Java: I love doing matrices!

Max: I don't even know what they are….

Angel: Well, they're… um…… you'll see. Oh, and it's our third day of school.

Nudge: Fangalicious def! (That's in another fanfiction. By rainbowstrike.)

Vera: Fangalicious def! Fangalicious definition makes them girl go crazy…

Angel: Fangalicious.

Nudge: Tasty, tasty!

Angel: Fangalicious.

Nudge: TASTY, TASTY!

Lily: GUYS IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL! IF WE HURRY, WE'LL PASS EDDIE.

Leeanna: So, wait, all ten of us plus the ten minkles are going to school!?

Lily: Yeah, why not? Then Total can go learn French, like he wanted!

Janice: This is going to be interesting…

-AT SCHOOL-

Lily: Hi, Senorita!

Senorita: Hola.

Vera: You forgot the en-yay!

Max: What's an "en-yay"?

Senorita: ñ

Angel: So that's an en-yay?

Total: I'm leaving to go learn French, the language of love. Who's coming with me?

Vera: I'm taking French 2 this year, can I come with?

Lily: It's French one. But you can go bother my evil time to sour teacher by answering all her questions early!

Vera: Teehee! This is going to be fun… hey, Java, you lived in France for, like, forever, wanna come with?

Java: Sure!

-After Spanish, before Algebra-

Lily: My Spanish name is Magdalena. AKA Magda.

Nudge: I want to carry SEÑOR MATHULATOR!

Angel: Well too bad, I already have him! :P

Ella: "SEÑOR MATHULATOR"?

Angel: He's Lily's graphing calculator. He can speak every language and he can be typed on.

SEÑOR MATHULATOR: That's right, and I can also WALK.

Janice: -screams and hits head on ceiling- IT'S LIKE THE FANG PWUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angel: I told you he could speak every language!

Janice: But I thought you meant, like, on the screen!

Angel: No….. on the screen it says "I VILL NOW DESTROY DE SNICKUHS BAHRS" –GAZZY MIMICING TER BORTCH

Max: -facepalm-

Lily: HEY! I DID IT, NOT THEM! AND BRAIN DAMAGE!

Vera: Yes, poor Maxi-Pad is causing herself brain damage…

Scarlett: As your secretary, Vera, I must inform you that you must disclaim the term "Maxi-Pad", since Amber2 AKA IggyLovesFrenna owns it.

Vera: -facepalm-

Angel: -laughs- UH OH THE BELLS GUNNA RING SOON LET'S MAKE A MAD DASH TO ALGEBBRA AND………. MATRICES!

Max: Grrreat…

Vera: TONY TIGER!

Max: -facepalm-

Lily: Great, more matrices and….. wait for it……….. wait for it…………. BRAIN DAMAGE! NOW LET'S GET TO ALGEBRA, AND GET IT OVER WITH!

-AL-GEE-BRA-

Lily: -sigh- More matrices.

Java: I love matrices!

Lily: Fine, then do my work for me. –shoves work at Java-

Java: -quickly scribbles in all of the answers- Done!

Lily: Wow, Java. Vera, can I keep her?!

Vera: Nope. She's my personal assistant. MINE!

Lily: -sigh times infinity-

Vera: Teehee. FRUIT LOOPS!

Max: Uh-oh. Keep the Fruit Loops away from the girl. She's addicted to the stuff, and it makes her REALLY hyper…

Ella: -sigh- Too late.

Angel: Just like you and the fang pwushie, Max!

Max: Fang pwushie! With a capitol 'F'!

Angel: O_O how did you know I didn't use a capitol F? or the en-yay…….?

Max: -taps forehead- I just do.

Nudge: That doesn't make sense O_O. I'm confuzzled.

Vera: It's probably another ability… or Maxi Pad's just insane. But we knew that. Remember, she has a voice in her head?

The Voice: Hello, Vera.

Vera: -freaks out-

Nudge: WHY CAN WE ALL HEAR THE VOICE?!

Class: A RANDOM VOICE! –panics-

Angel: -HICCUP- AH HICCUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janice: That was random…

Angel: -hiccups-

The Voice: -cries- Nobody likes me!

Angel: -hiccups-

Max: You got that right.

Angel: -hiccups-

Nudge: ANGEL SHUT UP.

Vera: AGREDD! STOP HICCUPING! –whacks with Furry Minkle #1-

Angel: -hiccups and squeals at the same time-

Marcie: -pops up out of nowhere- -gags and giggles at the same time-

Vera: Marcie!? What the heck!? What are you doing here!? You're an MC! You shouldn't be in fanfiction!

Nudge: She's a whoo-zee whats-it?

Java: MC. It stand for "My Character", and is what Vera calls her characters in RF, or "RealFiction".

Angel: What's a real fiction? I is confuzzled. IS AL-GEE-BRA OVER?!

Vera: RealFiction is what I call original fiction, like JP's RealFiction is MR. Mkay?

Lily: And AL-GEE-BRA is over.

Angel: :D Thank you!

Lily: BOB IS BACK IN BLACK! (Bob is the smiley.)

Max: -facepalm-

Vera: Bob is the new black, kiddos!

Bob: I AM black! I'm a smiley on a COMPUTER.

SEÑOR MATHULATOR: FINALLY! Another talking, inanimate object!

Vera's laptop: I'm inanimate!

Vera: -facepalm- Shut it, Cheerio.

Lily: So, off to art?

Minkles: YES! Oh, Art teacher like us! She's says we're good animatronics! :D

Lily: BOB AGAIN!

Vera; -cracks up-

Angel: She thinks the minkles aren't real!? How dare she!

-ART(ISTIC MOVIE!) (LOLZ!)-

Vera: -loudly- I can clean my teeth with Fruit Loops!

RG: O_O. You bring weird people to school.

Lily: Shut up, random sevie!

Vera; Yeah, shut up or I'll sic Checkers on you!

Java: -screams in horror and fear at the sound of Checkers' name-

RG: Checkers? Who's Checkers? What are those things? Who are all of you?

Max: It's her pet anaconda. Those 'things' are minkles, and if you don't stop calling them things, my six- seven year old sister will control your mind and make you jump off a cliff.

Angel: Or just, you know, kick her ass. –grins-

RG: I bet I could beat you in a fight.

Lily: You couldn't beat my six year old, wimp of a brother.

Vera: I bet my entire K A Applegate collection on Angel winning.

Max: O_O You serious!?

Vera: -nods-

Lily: I'd bet my dogs that Angel'd win the fight. I wish Nudge had a new power where she could give wings to anybody….. I'd totally bet that!

Vera: Lily, sweetie, we can give ourselves wings using our fanfiction writer magic.

Lily: Yeah, but Azu can't have wings. She's not a FF.N writer. OOOOOHHHH I WILL GIVE MYSELF WINGS NOW! –wings pop up on back- :D (BOB!)

Vera: Y'know, you could give Azu wings. I WANT WINGS! –wings pop up on back-

Lily: We can do just about anything with our magic, can't we?

Vera: Pretty much. CHEESE!

Angel: Can you make Purple Bananas? Or chocolate chip cookies stay fresh out of the oven forever? Nice and warm and gooey?

Vera: That's EASY! I've done schtuff a lot harder than that…

Nudge: TITANIC IS A VERY SAD MOVIE!

Class: O_O WTF?

Teacher: CLASS! NO ABREVIATING!

Class: What the f***?!

Teacher: ….. oh, what the hay! I'll let it slide!

Janica: -cracks up-

Max: "Janica"?

Vera: -shrugs- I just randomly decided to start calling her "Janica" instead of "Janice"… actually, it wasn't random! That's right, I talking about it in Nutty! Well, will talk about it, anyway…

-bell rings-

-we run out to meet madame teacher-

-The time when we aren't actually free, we 'soar'-

Madame: Oh, well, I see you've brought MORE…….. guests….. to our class.

Lily: Yup!

Class: -_- -show annoyance-

Lily: Too bad to you, CLASS!

Class: -ignore me and keep talking loudly-

Lily: SHUT THE F*** UP!

Madame: O_O NO CUSSING! –cusses in French-

Lily: GRRRRRRR. I KNOW YOUR CUSSING IN FRENCH.

Vera: Yes, because "merde" means "f---" in French!

Angel: Oh, she's cussing in English in her mind.

Madame: O_O –dies because of the six… I mean 7 year olds words-

-LUNCH! YAY! WE SEE AZUCHAN-

Lily: AZU! HI!

Azu: Hi….. Hi, Nudge! Angel! MAX! HOLY CRAP, IT'S MAX AND ELLA! –faints-

Max: -cracks up-

Moi: -sniffle- Poor Azu… the incredible awesomeness of Max and Ella has caused her to faint…

Lily: She does that every time she sees Nudge, Ange, and Total together, too. It's sad.

(I'm doing this JUST to torture Azu! Mwahahahaha…..)

Azu: I'm down! I'M DOWN! HELP ME MOMO!

Momo: O_O WTF, Azu?

Azu: Just help me!

Angel: BONES IS GUNNA DIE! Oh, wait, nevermind!

Nudge: WHAT ABOUT DAVID BOREANAZ?!?!?!?!?!

Angel: He loves bones, duh! Oh, a pun! How punny! ROFL!

Java: "rof-uhl'?

Lily: Rolling on the floor laughing. I don't know how Ange learned that……

Java; Oh, ROFL! Why didn't you say so?

Angel: PUNS ARE PUNNY!

Total: O_O nobody cares, Ange.

Azu: -faints again-

Lily: -laughs-

Vera: Why'd she faint this time?

Lily: I told you that she faints every time Nudge, Ange, and Tote are together

Ella: "Tote"?

Total: -mumbles….- Moi…….

Ella: No, what I mean is, why "Tote"? It's really weird sounding…

Angel: I know, he sounds like a bag! But Nudge made it up, so, yeah……. OMG JAMES BOND! ON BONES! OMG! Booth shot a clown…..? What?

Nudge: DAVID BOREANAZ!

Everybody (And I do mean EVERYBODY): SHUT UP!

David Boreanaz: -appears- What happened? Where am I?

Nudge: Ahmigosh! SQUEE!!!!!!!! –glomps David Boreanaz-

Bones: -appears- LAY OFF MY MAN, CRAZY! –grabs booth- -disappears-

Vera: -giggles- You gotta love Bonth. WHAT THE HECK!? OLIVIA IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Max: Don't mind her, she's talking about Fringe.

Angel: Bonth?

Ella: Bones/Booth.

Nudge: DAVID BOREANAZ IS MINE! NOT BONES'! –cries-

Total: Zypher (mai doggie!) is a WFF!

Janica: "WFF"?

Lily: Whore For Food.

Vera: -cracks up-

Angel: OLIVIA IS DEAD, STUPID! YOU WATCHED HER DIE! Oh, wait, she's alive! NVM!

Vera: -giggles- I said she wasn't dead! And, see, she just came back to life!

Akila: Machine eat dollar. Man have….. FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vera: -screams and hits head on ceiling- AKILA TALKS!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!??!?!

Gazzy: -snickers- hey guys!

Iggy: What's happening?!

Fang: MMMAAAAAXXXXXX! –huggles Max-

Max: FFFAAAANNNNGGGGGG! –huggles Fang-

Vera: Why do I think that we're about to see some Fax?

Nudge: Yup. I BUST THE WINDOWS OUTCHA CAR! CAUSE EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T MEND MY BROKEN HEART….. I BUST THE WINDOWS OUTCHA CAR!

Lily: -pulls out salt water taffy from maine-

Angel: SALT WATER TAFFY! FROM MAINE! GIMME SOME!

Vera: SALT WATER TAFFY! I WANT SOME!

Lily: Fine. But you have to find out why Nudge was singing that song from Glee.

Nudge: OMG, WE FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER!

Akila: We own nothing. Not the shows, the people, only OCs and ourselves.

Vera: But you guys don't need a disclaimer for a fanfic! I mean, I don't need a disclaimer for Nutty, and that's essentially the same thing as this…

Angel: Yeah, but it's polite. And, we said stuff about some shows…. A lot of stuff…… TAFFY!!!!!! Nudge, why were you singing?!

Ella: Whoa… ellipse overload, Ange!

Angel: What's an ellipse?

Total, Nudge, Akila, Lily: Yeah!

Vera: -eyeroll- An ellipse is also commonly known as a "dotdotdot". Like this: …

Total: Oh.

Angel: YUMMY! LICORICE FLAVOR!

Nudge: I got coffee….. –hyperventilates-

Vera; As salt water taffy flavors!? Ewww… do you have an orange creamsicle? Y'know, that orange one with the white in the middle?

Lily: No, they don't tend to have ones like that in maine. But maybe we have regular orange…..

Total: Bubblegum! YUM!

Vera: Bubblegum? Ew. And regular orange will work.

Lily: Ok. They have weird flavors. Like chocolate! That's my favorite….. too bad they don't make green apple flavored! That'd be my favorite……

Vera: AH! Another ellipse overload…

Lily: Oh, here Total, have this orange one!

Total: -chews- -grins- It's orange creamsicle!

Vera: GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT IT!

Total: -swallows- Sorry, V! LOL, V! As in Gossip Girl….. I love that show…….

Ella: AH! MORE GIANT ELLIPSES!

Iggy: Ella? Is that you?!

Ella: -le gasp- Iggy! I didn't see you there!

Max: That's ironic…

Iggy: Well I didn't see you either. And it's redundant, Maximum.

-Civics-

In civics, Iggy and Gazzy blew up the classroom, but nobody paniced even though one really annoying kid died, all thanks to Angel. Total and Akila left to go get married, Nudge talked the entire time, and everybody else found old mattresses full of money from the great depression in the school's basement. And we all skipped Science that day, since it was boring. But we got to build a roller coaster. Except, it didn't work really well, so we only got a 9/10. And it was for marbles. But, whatever, we didn't really care. Oh, and the whole group was really freaked out by the mass amount of people.

-Health with Miami-

Lily: This is my friend, Miami (alias, but she picked it!) she refuses to read Maximum Ride. Her friend Bex (another alias, but I picked it this time. We all use alias') doesn't like them because there's not enough romance for her. So basicly, this is Miami who has a friend who likes to read trashy novels.

Angel: Hola, Miami! Como estas?

Vera: Salut, Miami! Comment ça va?

Miami: Buenas Tardes, Angel! Encantada, gracias. Y tu?

Vera: Tu ne parles pas à moi! –le gasp-

Lily: Miami is helping Angel with her Espanol.

Max: You forgot the en-yay, AGAIN.

Angel: Igualmente, Miami! Gracias!

Lily: Ok, that's all we know, Ange, you can stop now.

Vera: Tu ne sais pas plus espagnol!?

Angel: Perro! Total, como estas?

Total: Uh…… Bien? Gracias? Hey, wait….. DOG! ANGEL!

Miami: en-yay?

Nudge: I BROKE THE WINDOWS OUTCHA CAR! IT DIDN'T EVEN MEND MY BROKEN HEART!
Java: An en-yay is that little squiggly line that looks like a tilda (~) that goes above the "n" in Espanol and Senor. Actually, the en-yay is the "n" with the squiggly line, not just the squiggly line, but that's semantical.

Miami: Oh. Ok, then. Well, I like hats, of course, and I'm really into fashion. So, what was Nudge singing?

Lily: We don't KNOW. It's a big problem! LET'S GOOGLE IT! FANG?!

Fang: -reappears after hiding in wall- Yeah?

Miami: -screams and hits head on ceiling-

Janica: -giggles-

Lily: We need your laptop. And where did Gazzy and Iggy go?

Fang: They left to go bother your science teacher about chemicals.

Lily: Nudge, I need your hacking abilities.

Nudge: This sounds like Leverage! OH, CAN I BE THE HACKER?! Max, you can be the disguise girl and-

Vera: Nudge, you have SO got to teach me DOS! All I know how to do is a tracert…

Angel: What does that MEAN? ….. oh. Ok then!

Nudge: Well, everybody can do a tracert! It's really easy!

Vera: -sigh- I know. That's why I want you to teach me DOS, since I can only do one of the most basic things you can do in DOS.

Nudge: Ok, then, let's google!

Lily: -types in "I broke the window outcha car and even though it didn't mend my broken heart"- Well, it's called Bust Your Windows. It was on Glee, that girl who fell in love with the gay guy sang it.

Vera: -cracks up-

Angel: It happened!

So, the rest of health class, we learned about boring fitness stuff that nobody cared about!

-ENGLISH-

In this class, we picked out Pride and Prejudice (I highly suggest the MR spinoff, Ride and Prejudice. It's a fanfic!) Then made Fang read it to us, which made Max go hormone crazy, so Vera, Lily, Scarlett, Janica, Ella, and Java all had to give Angel, Iggy, Nudge, Total, Akila, and Gazzy 'the talk.'

-The Walk Home-

On the walk home, not much happened but Eddie did ask me out on a date… and I jest. Nothing happened, he was behind us! But I did learn that Miami has a class with him, and she called him Urkle! She calls him that, but still! In front of him?! At least nobody heard…….. THAT REALLY HAPPENED!