Yay, New chapter!

All the awesomeosity of the OC's are blowing my mind 3

Yay for OC'S!

2. Be aware of all your girlfriends' guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.

"You ass-ramming shitfag!" Kyle yelled in Cartman's face, punching the fatass straight on the nose. "You fatass jerk!"

Cartman growled in pain, clutching his nose. "What the fuck is your problem, Jew bitch?"

"What do you think, you piece of goat shit?" Kyle spat on Cartman before turning around and stomping off angrily, muttering a string of curses under his breath.

"The fuck is his problem," Cartman rolled his eyes, picking up his books and began waddling towards his next class. He walked as fast as he could.

Craig walked passed him, knocking his books to the ground.

"Ay! The fuck, Craig!" Cartman screamed, picking up his books. "Imma kick your ass!"

"Fuck you." Craig said, not looking over his shoulder and flipping Cartman off.

Cartman just walked along, fuming. He was usually the one kicking people's is everybody trying to beat him up all of a sudden? Do they not know what's good for them? Cartman suddenly felt his arse growing warmer. He thought nothing of it until it caught on fire.

"OW GOD DAMMIT!" He yelled, running as fast as his chubby legs can take him to the water fountain and splashing water on his butt.

"Ass." Damien sneered, and blew on the tip of his finger, blowing out a small flame. "Get out of my sight before I burn you to a crisp."

The fatass was about to retort, but Damien shot a lightning bolt at him. Have you seen an elephant running? That's what Cartman looked like.

He thought he was safe, hiding out in the bathroom stalls and skipping class. But then his cell phone rang. Without looking at the Caller I.D., he picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, BREAKING UP WITH HER LIKE THAT?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHE FELT? SHE'S BEEN CRYING ALL DAY! I'M GOING TO KILL-" Cartman snapped his phone shut, realizing that the caller was his recent ex-girlfriend Alice Lufkin's older brother.

For the first time, Cartman was in fear for his life.

I thought this rule fit Yumi loves the darkness's OC Alice Lufkin :)

I think it came out sha-dorable !

More to come :]]