I don't own twilight or its characters, but I do own my horrible grammar; So, suck it! I hope you guys like this chapter, its short but pretty funny; and it gives us a look at the relationship that is yet to come….

Chapter 19. I'm love with your eight-.

Anthony and I head to Mary's office after work, I drove and made fun of me all the way there.

"Fuck off Masen"

"Are you offering Marie?"

"NO, especially not to a jack ass like you!" I stuck my tongue out at him as we rode the elevator.

"Whatever you know you love it"

"Yeah I guess I do, but you shouldn't make fun of a poor Christian, such as myself"

"You are anything but pure missy!"

"Bite me"

"Gladly"

"Ugh!"

"I see you two are getting along….like a married couple" Alice trilled as she came limping up to us.

"Anthony this is my best friend and Assistant Alice, Alice, this is Anthony"

"Nice to finally meet you Anthony"

"Nice to meet you Alice"

"Come on you guys my Mom is waiting" We followed Alice as she gimped down the long hallway. Mary was sitting on her desk flipping through some magazines when we entered.

"Anthony, Marie….I am glad you came….I had a great idea!"

"Your Movie is almost done, and needs a little….shall we say, light brought to it…so I was wondering if you two could go out on a few dinner dates…"

"You want Anthony to publicity date me? That's just pitiful….."

"Hey! Don't you want me any way you can get me?" he gave me puppy dog eyes.

"Wow, Masen, you really left yourself open for A LOT of jokes, but I just don't have the time or energy"

"Hey you two" Mary Snapped her fingers at us.

"WHAT?!" We both practically yelled in unison.

"is that a yes…?" Mary was once again vibrating.

"Of course it is….Bella is madly in love with me…so.." He smirked.

"Yeah, maybe I am in love with your eight-" Anthony dove over and covered my mouth with his hands. He was blushing bright red .

"Anything else Mary?"

"No…that's all" She said, eyeing at Anthony and I , like she was trying to figure something out.

"Alright then, I'll be taking Marie out to dinner tonight….Alice can you make sure she is ready by, say ( He looked into my eyes, still covering my mouth with his hand) 8:00pm?" I shook my head yes, since that was all I could do, and smiled behind his hand.

"Come on Marie lets go get your car" He said while pulling me from my seat, still covering my mouth with his hand.

"See you at home" Alice practically yelled to me. I held up the peace sign above my head, since my back was to her. And my mouth was still covered. Once Anthony and I Entered the elevator I licked his palm.

"Ewww….that's just nasty"

"Hey…what's your deal, you just wish I was licking something else" I raised an eyebrow at him and smirked.

"Lord! Do you realize that one simple game of twenty questions, and all of our conversations are either about some kind of sexual thing or innuendo.?"

"Yeah, but I like it better this way…..it's much more fun, to make you blush" I said as we exited the building.

"I almost shit myself earlier…you do know that right?"

"I wasn't really going to say it Anthony, but I might almost say it, more often. I liked it when you pounced on me"

"Shut up and get in the car Marie." I got in to the passenger seat and he drove me back to my car. We continued the our type of witty banter until I climbed out of the car and into my own.

I then hauled ass home to get ready. Alice was waiting for me at the door, as soon as I walked in she started.

"OH MY GOD! Anthony Masen! Anthony Masen! Bella, you and Anthony Masen! I am SOOOOOO jealous and you're a skanky whore! But Con-fucking-grats! (She screamed in excitement, while jumping up and down, it was already making me get motion sickness, but it was fucking hilarious, because it was all on one foot)…..oh my god! Ok so I was totally thinking about your date and what you should wear. I was thinking a nice little black dress…or maybe green…..Oh My GOD! I totally know! How about you-" I cut her off by

"Can I go and wash my ASS first?" I stated coldly as I stalked to the bathroom.

"Fine!" she spat as I closed the door in her face, she just re-opened it and continued to talk to me while I showered.

"So…..are guys like….dating?" She sang sweetly.

"Uh, we are going on a date tonight Alice, you were there remember?" I said as if she was slow or something.

"Fuck you Bella, you know what I mean…are you two….like TOGETHER together?"

"I am not sure….."

"What does that mean?"

"That I am not sure!"

"And why is there uncertainty?"

"Well, after I got off the phone with you, I went back to my trailer, and he was there."

"He was there? Oh my God!"

"I know, right? So anyways….I was totally embarrassed about my epiphany, and when I walked in he was sitting at the table, with lunch"

"He got you lunch? How romantic" she swooned.

"Yeah, well, calm down there Juliet, he just grabbed a plate for me from the catering cart…..anyway, I told him that I like LIKE Liked him, and he said he LIKE liked me too" Alice began to squeal, with excitement, as I continued my story while turning the water off.

"Then he wanted to play twenty questions, so we did…."

"What did he ask?"

"He asked random questions, most revolving around sex….he asked me what cup size I was and shit….it was totally embarrassing but such a fucking turn on!" Alice hopped on to the counter as someone knocked on the bathroom door.

"Bitch, are you naked…..like it matters" two voices chimed.

"Alice you called them?" I scolded.

"Umm yeah, you can't go out looking like Bella, you need to look like Marie…..Come in you two, she is wrapped in a towel" Alice sang smugly as Jane and Alec, walked into my large bathroom.

"Eyes up here Jane!" I said as a mock warning.

"Yeah…you are totally not my type" She said as she rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, and you lack a penis, Alec stole it from you inutero.….guess we are at a draw here" Everyone started laughing.

"So Bella…sorry Marie, and Anthony came in today acting like an old couple, it was totally cute! Apparently they played a X-rated version of twenty questions!"

"So How big is he" Alec chimed in.

"Like I would ask such a question" I said in mock horror.

"Yeah, like you would….so? How big?"

"Eight"

"Oh my God! That is what you were going to say in the office today" Alice said while giggling.

"I knew it, pay up Branden!" Alec squealed.

"You guess bet on the size of his penis?" I asked incredulously.

"Hey you get to make out with the guy….we get to talk about his penis!….back off Swan, I mean McCarty….fuck I am bad at this!" Alice humphed, we all laughed. Everyone was supposed to use Marie McCarty with anything surrounding work, Jane and Alec always called me Marie so it wasn't a big deal, but Alice would always get mixed up.

"Fine!, but he was totally embarrassed about telling me so, he was telling the truth!"

"What was your favorite question you asked" Jane asked while messing with my hair.

"I asked him, ""If you could be a power tool or machinery, of any kind, big or small what would you be and why?". He said, "Random….but I guess I would be Backhoe, because it's big and powerful and Multi-use…whether it's smoothing things over, or digging in deep, either way it's a mover and I…well I can make the earth move too". It was so cheesy, yet the best answer I have ever received!" We all were rolling in laughter.

"What else?" Alice asked.

"Ummm…he has only slept with four people, he said that "Sex, is not something that should be taken lightly". Who knew right? Ummm…he has never slept with Tanya!" I said excitedly.

"Really, but I thought they were a thing! She is always following him around!"

"Yeah like Mattel's new line of Barbie, Stalker Barbie, or insane asylum Barbie….she is fuckin nuts!" I snorted.

"There your hair is done….so what else did he ask you?" Jane said as she hopped onto the counter with Alice, and Alec began doing my make-up. I continued to tell them about Anthony's questions and my answers until I was fully dressed. We were sitting at the bar in the den drinking, when the doorbell rang at exactly 8:00pm.

When I opened the door I gasped. There he was wearing black slacks, and a dark purple long sleeve button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up past his elbows. I stared with my mouth hanging open.

"Not bad yourself Bella" he smirked.

"Yeah, I know" I smirked back.

"Lilac?" He question, the color of my silk empire waist, bubble hem, strapless dress, by Aqua. At least that is what Alice told me.

"Listen here Barney….haven't you ever seen a girl wear lilac, or maybe it's because no one has looked this good before?" I said with a hand on my hip.

"Yeah, I have seen lilac on girls, but usually it's sliding down to the floor because they are taking it off…so"

"Man whore!"

"Only for you" he said and I blushed.

"Here these are for you" He said while handing me a bouquet of multi-colored sunflowers.

"What no moose?" I laughed as I waved for him to follow me.

"The only thing horny I'll ever give you is me" He winked.

"Ok… ok… you win this round Masen" I said while blushing.

"Nice to see you again Alice" He said as Alice wobbled in, he extended his hand to hers to shake.

"Hey, how are you?…..and by the way we hug in this house none of that formal crap!" She said as she bypassed his outstretched hand, and wrapped her arms tightly around him. Fucking liar! You just made that shit up! That's low, real low Branden, even for you. Alice winked at me and I laughed.

"Hey Alice….have you seen Jasper lately?" I questioned, she scowled, as she let go of Anthony and wobbled to me, pulling me down to her with a strand of my hair.

"Can't you just give me this small piece of a fantasy….just this once" I laughed nodding and gave her a hug.

"Sucks you guys are going to miss tonight…..Alec and Jane are staying over for Friday night poker and Karaoke, it's a new tradition! Jasper, Rose and Emmett should be home any minute" Alice was vibrating with excitement.

"Well, then we should be going….Marie" He said holding his elbow out for me to grasp.

"Bye!" I said as I winked at my three friends and their insanely jealous faces. Well Jane's face wasn't jealous really, but she did look a little shocked.

Well? What do you guys think? Funny?....Well, anywho…. like always, if I get at least 10 new reviews for this chapter, I will post the next chapter tomorrow night! And trust me people you want to read the next chapter….it's all about the date, new nicknames, and a romantic moment……