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Author - LukeTano (from the Jedi Council forums)
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rom Obi-wan To Anakin:
I'm out of range of Courascant, please send this to the Chancellor and the Jedi Council. Also, what are you doing on Tatooine?
I found out about Kamino all right. It's some bounty hunter named Jango Fett. And something else weird, the Kaminoans told me one of our Jedi, Sifo Dias, asked them to create a clone army. They thought I was there for that. And Jango appears to be behind the attempt to kill Padmé. I tried to book him, but we got into a fight, and his son, actually an unaltered clone named Boba Fett, helped him get away. I put a tracking thing on his ship and I followed him. He tried to blow me up but I let him think I got blown up and hid behind an asteroid. They think I'm dead. I went,and I found Federation ships on Genonosis, which is where he landed, and that is such a surprise (not!), and I found Gunray asking Dooku, yes Dooku, for Padmé's head, and Dooku said "Patience, she will die!". It's true then. He did it. But Sifo Dias died 10 years ago. Who created that clone army? I think Dooku may be the new Sith apprentice. Their security there is terrible, but somehow I don't think I'll be able to be unnoticed for long. Anyway, the Banking Clan, the Trade Federation, and the Techno Union are all working together to overthrow the Republic. They are building a droid army and they're going to get rid of "the evil leader who makes everything so bad and makes all of our people suffer. Then we can restore peace and justice to the galaxy! But first, we must get rid of Palpatine and the Jedi!" Needless to say, that's no good, but we might need that clone army. I don't know who created it, and I hope it wasn't a Sith. I've never heard of Tyranus before. Perhaps it's Dooku's new Sith name. Maybe we can use Dooku's clones against him. If we don't use the clones, they might. The Chancellor will need emergency powers to....
Hang on! Droidekas! This doesn't look good!