Good Times! Love it and Enjoy!

Chapter. 38 OH MY GOD! Did you just slap me?

"Fucking sun!" I muttered to myself as I nuzzled into Anthony's chest.

"Hmmm?"

"Good morning Masen" I nuzzled closer, my hands exploring his chest. I stopped abruptly as I realized, Anthony's chest was NOT that broad!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" I shot up out of bed screaming.

"WHAT THE FUCK B!?" A very angry, and very tired Jake yelled.

"Oh My God! Is everything ok? What happened?" A very pregnant Leah, said as she rushed into the room. Fuck! Anthony, Edward, Esme, Sonny, Benny!!!! It wasn't a dream! And at that point I collapsed and began crying.

"Damn it" Leah muttered under her breath, as she turned and exited the room.

"Lord! B, please stop crying….please?" Jake whispered as he began to rub soothing circles on my back.

"I'm sorry Jake, it's just…..God! I don't even know at this point!" I cried.

"Just talk to me B, please? Just tell me what's wrong. You've been crying for over twenty four hours!" He pleaded.

"I know, I just…..can I just sleep?"

"Of course B….will talk later, just go ahead and sleep B, I'm just going to go and-"

"NO! no no no no no! please Jake, please don't leave me?!!" I pleaded.

"OK, ok, I'm not going anywhere, just sleep B" He shushed.

I fell into darkness once again, I didn't dream, I just floated in darkness. I don't know how long I sleep for, but I awoke when I heard whispering.

"It has to do with Anthony"

"like what?"

"I don't fucking know Jake, it's not like we are BFFs! She just said it had to do with Anthony"

"Oh…..then it's not good Leah, not good at all! She is so in love with him….I'll kill him, I swear to-"

"We both know she is perfectly capable of taking care of herself, my fucking crooked ass nose is enough proof of that! I'm sure she is just over-reacting-"

"Leah, that's enough….grow a heart!"

"Jesus Jake! Between You, Charlie, and Emmett, it's amazing she can even wipe her own ass! You all baby her way too much….she needs someone to tell her how it is….no bullshit, no babying, just Bella, this is how the world is…..fucking suck it up!"

"I am NOT having this conversation again"

"Fine, but I…..ugh! Never mind, I can't even stand to look at you two right now" she huffed, I then heard harsh footsteps walk away, I decided to "wake up" at that point.

"Jake?" I question.

"I'm here B"

"Jake…..I'm sorry"

"Sorry?….sorry for what B?" He cooed, as he swept hair from my face.

"For everything…for running to you……AnthonyisEdwardand Ididn'tfindouttillIgottoEsme's! Itwasalljusttoomuch!" I cried

"Oh B, I'm so sorry, and you can always run to me, I'll always-" Leah's ear piercing scream cut him off.

"JACOB BLACK, DON'T YOU FINISH THAT FUCKING SENTENCE! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!" She screamed as she came "waddling-storming" into the room.

"LEAH ENOUGH, NOT RIGHT NOW!" Jake yelled as he jumped off the bed, causing me to almost fall off.

"Jake, If YOU value- not only your manhood- but your LIFE, I would apologize to me for yelling- and then I would walk very quickly out of this room, before I swiftly shove, one of my overly swollen feet, STRAIGHT up your ass!" She spat pausing for deep breaths (-), as she walk towards him and the bed, with such fire and confidence, I was almost scared of her.

"But Leah….Baby?" He cooed.

"Jacob!" She sneered, causing an almost instant reaction of Jake, he quickly put his proverbial tail between his legs and cowerd out of the room. Leah slowly waddled to the bed and sat down facing me. "Sorry B" Jake whispered as she shut the door.

"Leah, Whats-" she cut me off with a simple narrowing of the eyes and a scowl.

"Bella, it's about time you and I have another talk, and before I start I want you to know that, while Jake feels the need to baby you, I DON'T!" She sneered.

"You listen here Leah" I started to spit out.

"NO, you listen here….I am only doing this for your own good Bella. Now I know we aren't ever going to be best friends, we both have said it before; but I'm all you got right now, and believe it or not, I do care for you, and my Jake does too, and that is why I am doing this."

"Leah, I don't under-" she cut me off.

"You will, shut up and listen!…..after Jake got your phone call yesterday he was a wreck! And because he was a wreck, I was a WRECK! And the whole time he was gone I was going crazy! I didn't know what was going on! And then when you both got here, I realized no one had called the house for you, and when Jake pulled you from the truck, I saw you weren't missing any limbs or anything, so I came to the ultimate conclusion that it WASN'T a life or death thing……and, well, Bella to be perfectly honest it pissed me off-" I cut her off

"Leah this is-"

"I am not finished" She spat as she gave me the most severe stink eye I have ever received.

"Ok" I mumbled.

"You pissed me off Bella….and I was even more pissed off, after I received a worried phone call from your father, and after I talked to Alice….See, I understand that what Anth…..Edward did was shitty, but I also know that everyone has been trying to tell you about it, HE has been trying to tell you about IT! But once again, the world magically revolves around Bella, and she decides to push everything aside, and then pull the "CRAZY BITCH" card, when reality, not "Bella's dream world" comes to smack her in the face. I just don't get you Bella…are you fucking stupid or do you like to dramatically fuck up everything that is good for you?" She asked and then stared at me with that parental innocent stare, as if she hadn't just verbally bitch slapped me.

"Uh…..uh"

"Do I need to slap you, to get you back to reality, I mean, I'll do it Bella, I'll do it if I need to?"

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SLAP BELLA LEAH!" Jake yelled from somewhere in the house.

"IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET LAID AGAIN, YOU'LL STOP LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSTATION JACOB!" She yelled back.

"Uh….Leah, I didn't mean to wreck havoc in you life, I'll just….I'll just…you know, I just…..uh…."And I began crying hysterically again. Damnit! What the hell is wrong with me, Jesus!

"Get a hold of yourself Bella, Jesus" Leah yelled as she reached up and slapped me, straight across my left cheek.

"Did…did you just slap me?" I asked in shock.

"Yes" she said curtly. At first I lifted my hand to punch the bitch, but then let it fall as I realized that she was right, and I had needed a good 'ol smack to make my brain work again.

"Thanks, I kinda think I needed that…?" I muttered, as I rubbed my sore cheek.

"No prob, I've wanted to do that for years…I just never had a reason that you wouldn't punch me for" She sang as she smiled wildly at me. Her bronze cheeks larger than I had ever seen them, and not just because she had put on at least fifty pounds of baby weight.

"Your lucky your carrying my namesake" I chuckled.

"This I already figured!" She chirped.

"So….uh….what do I do? I…..uh…I…" I began to tear up again.

"Do I have to slap you again?" She warned.

"No, I'm just super confused!" I whined.

"Ok well, my advice to you is….first of all, put on some big girl panties and grow the fuck up…and, then ask yourself if he is worth it" She shrugged.

"Worth what?" I whined again.

"Worth it…worth whatever your afraid of" She shrugged again.

"But he lied to me" I huffed.

"Seriously there are five year olds with better problem solving and communicational skills than you" she huffed, before she stood and started pacing.

"Hey, that's not fair" I whined.

"Do you love him?" She questioned.

"Yes" I stated instantly.

"Do you understand that he had been trying to tell you that he was Edward, for a while now?"

"Uh, yeah I guess I do…..OH MY GOD! I'M A FUCKING IDIOT" I exclaimed, as I began to remember all the times I pleaded him to tell me later, or how I continued to cut him off in the car.

"Thank you Baby Jesus! Bella has seen the light!" Leah said as she threw her hands up above her head.

"Oh my God Leah, he tried to tell me hundreds of times….and I did the same thing I did to Jake…..Oh my God!" I whined as I placed my face into my hands.

"ALRIGHTY, now that we have established that you acted a fool, lets fix it" She chirped.

"How…I would never forgive me….OH MY GOD! Esme! I flipped out on Esme!" I spat out frantically as I stood up and began pacing.

"Chill Bella……ok, look, I can't tell you how to fix this, but I can tell you that you can't do it here, and you really need to talk to Alice, because she has gone off the deep end."

"How do you know?"

"I talked to her, I said that earlier! Ugh! PAY ATTENTION Bella! She's at your dad's house!" She huffed.

"Really? Why?……..OH MY GOD! Ali-" Leah cut me off.

"Say OH MY GOD one more time and I'll slap you again" Leah warned.

"Yeah yeah, I know, it's just a lot to take in…..I….I need to go to Alice, she is probably popping anxiety pills like Pez, right now!"

"Yes! Good idea leave- I mean, you are more than welcome to stay here, Bella, it's not that I'm trying to kick you out…I really just want to see you happy….Jake really wants to see you happy, and…..well….the babies need their Godmother to be in a happy and stable relationship, before they come out" She sang as she patted her large belly.

"Right! I need to talk to Alice, then I need-….wait did you just say Godmother?" I squeaked.

"Yeah, I mean….shit…see Jake and I were going to ask you later on, but….damn, guess I let the cat out of the bag…..so Yes….Jake and I would like you to be the babies, Godmother….Jake thought you would be perfect since you two are so close, and he trusts you….I agreed because I know you could financially afford it, God forbid anything ever happens, and plus I know that you would protect them fiercely…I could just see it, a little five year old pushes one of them and you not only teach them to push the kid back, but then you break the kid's Mom's nose" She snorted.

"Wow, that….I mean, wow"

"We love you B, and would love it if you would agree to be their Godmother." Jake said quietly after he had, slowly opened the door and gauged Leah's reaction, before walking into the room and placing a large arm around her.

"I would be honored" I laughed a watery laugh, and I placed a shaking hand on my heart.

"Good….now lets get you to your house so you can talk to Alice, and then be reunited with your Romeo" Leah swooned.

"Hey! I thought you said you didn't thin he was cute" Jake huffed.

"Yes, I did say that…But Jake he isn't cute….he's manly and handsome…I would just tear that sweet piece of-!" She stopped and looked over at Jake's reddening face, and chuckled.

"Whatever" he huffed.

"So…..who is going to give me a ride? I don't wanna walk" I interjected, trying to change the uncomfortable silence.