Disclaimer: So um, some legal people told me its necessary to do this every chapter but I just don't see the point... I think one is enough… but since it does boost up my word count… Ills clears throat: "I don't own either Sailor Moon or Dragon Ball Z". She said while secretly wishing she did.
Oh by the way, this isn't really considered a drabble cause of its length.. I meant for it to be really short but I just kept on writing and writing.. so consider this a one-shot instead.
Theme: Suitcase
Leaning back Vegeta thumped his head against the unyielding metal wall. The sound echoed throughout the sardine can the humans dared to call a spaceship, causing heads to turn towards the sayjin prince. Though, their concerned looks were met with a death glare causing all of them to turn away except for one brave- or rather clueless- full-blooded sayjin.
"Vegeta are you ok?" Goku asked as he tried to inch towards the older sayjin.
"Yes you clown; do you actually think that this hunk of junk could hurt the mighty prince of sayjins?"
Goku absently scratched the side of his forehead with his index finger. "Guess not."
While gritting his teeth Vegeta silently wondered just how he managed to get himself in this situation.
It was only a couple hours ago that Dende had called the Z-fighters including Vegeta to his lookout. There, King Kai explained to them that New Namek was in danger and was being attacked by two stray soldiers of Frezia's old army. For the past couple of months they'd been terrorizing every planet in that quadrant.
Half of Vegeta actually wanted to stay behind to be by his mate's side but his sayjin blood was screaming for a battle. The latter won and himself along with Kakarott, the noseless baldy, green man, 3 eyes, scarface and the old pervert were going to be thrown into one of the remodeled Capsule Corps spaceships to be launched into space.
Vegeta didn't even get a chance to say good-bye to his mate, not that he would admit to wanting to do so. Instead, while Goku had been getting the spaceship capsule from Capsule Corps headquarters he'd been the one to explain it to Usagi, who in turn sent him back with a packed suitcase.
When Goku had tried to hand the navy blue suitcase to his fellow sayjin Vegeta has simply glared at the offending article. "What's that clown?"
Goku blinked at him, "Well, I don't really know. Usagi just told me to give it to you. Guess she wanted to make sure you had a change of clothes for the trip."
"Hmpt. I don't need such things." Vegeta bit out.
Secretly he was pleased that his mate had gone through such lengths to make sure he was comfortable the entire trip but he would never admit such a thing… to anyone.
Behind him he could hear the noseless baldy and scarface begin to giggle. "I wonder if she remembered to pack him his security blanket." Scarface stated causing them to burst into another fit of school girl giggles.
"Quiet you morons! At least my mate was courteous enough to make sure I was well supplied while expressing in one simple act that she was going to be longing for me while I'm away. What about your women?" Vegeta snapped at the pair while impatiently tapping his index finger on his bicep.
Scarface, also know as Yamcha shrugged his shoulders. "Bulma is lending us the spaceship," He meekly replied.
Vegeta laughed, "So in other words she's giving you transportation to get the hell off the planet while possibly sending you towards your impending doom." He continued to laugh as Yamcha's glare towards him intensified. While trying to stifle his laughter he pointed towards the noseless baldly, also known as Krillen. "What about you baldy?"
Krillen shook slightly as the prince's attention was turned towards him. "M-me?" He stuttered a bit before catching himself. While taking a deep breath his thoughts drifted towards his wife. "Well, 18 doesn't yet know where I'm going." Suddenly his eyes widened as Vegeta's words registered in his brain. "Hey! You can't call me that anymore." He stated while pointing towards his head. "As you can see, I've grown hair over the years."
Vegeta raised his eyebrow, "Oh? Now-"
Before Vegeta could even finish his sentence Krillen interrupted him, "Actually, you can call me whatever you want buddy."
"Don't call me buddy!" Vegeta began to yell at the shorter fighter before turning slightly away from him. "Hmpt. If you'd even bothered to tell your woman she'd probably insist on coming along for your protection." He laughed, "We all know that you need protecting, like a weak woman."
Krillen's face turned red with anger, "I should have killed you when I had the chance." He muttered underneath his breath not expecting Vegeta's superior hearing to catch it.
"What was that baldy?!?" Vegeta screamed causing the inferior human to practically jump out of his training boots.
"Whoa, Vegeta calm down." Goku said while stepping in-between his two friends.
"What about you Kakorott? What has your mate done or said to you about your departure?"
Goku scratched the back of his head and pondered the sayjins's words for a minute. "Well, I haven't told Chichi yet… and she'd probably get just get mad... so guy's lets get home before dinner starts and we can keep this our little secret.
Vegeta couldn't help but roll his eyes at the younger sayjin while snatching the suitcase from his grasp before shooting another glare at the earthlings. "You're both just jealous that my mate cares for me." He stated before climbing up the ship's ramp and taking his place inside of it.
Krillen had a snooty comment on the tip of his tongue but fear of the mighty sayjin cutting that same tongue out of his mouth made him keep it bay.
Leaning against the metal wall he couldn't stop his eyes from wondering back to the navy blue suitcase that sat at his feet. Vegeta couldn't help but wonder when his mate had bought him the contraption and furthermore how'd she had known it was a suitable color for him.
"So, what did Usagi pack for you?" Goku wondered out loud. "Sure is a big suitcase for a day's trip, don't you think?"
"Quiet you!" Vegeta barked, trying to cover up that he was pondering the same exact thing. The prince of sayjins figured that he wouldn't be getting X-ray vision anytime soon so to uncover the answers he desperately wanted, he would have to open the suitcase. Taking the suitcase into his possession he placed it on top of his lap.
Vegeta tried his best to ignore and not get irritated by the fact that Goku was now hovering over his shoulder, wide-eyed and anxious like a school boy on Christmas day. 'Imbecile,' He couldn't help but think as he snapped open the suitcase's golden locks before pushing the top open.
Vegeta's jaw unceremoniously dropped wide open while Goku's eyes widen ever further than they already were. Before Vegeta could even mentally process what he was looking at Goku reached over his shoulder and plucked out the entrancing piece of cloth, holding it in-between his fingers. "Vegeta, this looks exactly like a miniature version of loincloth Sumo wrestlers' use."
Yamacha and Krillen's eyes shot towards the piece of cloth that Goku was holding but before they could get a good look at it Vegeta regained his senses and snatched it away from the younger sayjin's grasp. "It's a thong you moron!" Vegeta glared at Goku, who'd never worn a pair of underwear in his entire life and didn't quite understand the embarrassment he'd caused the older sayjin.
Desperately Vegeta tried to stuff the offending undergarment back into his suitcase but the sounds of something crunching recaptured Goku's attention. While Yamacha and Krillen's minds were still on the fact that Vegeta had a thong in his suitcase.
"So, Vegeta I didn't know that you liked to dress in ladies panties." Yamacha stated, a Cheshire grin appear on his face. "It is some kind of crazy role-reversal game you and Usagi play in bed?"
"That's it!" Vegeta yelled while standing up, effectively knocking the suitcase out of his lap, causing the contents to spill over onto the ship's floor.
Goku gasped, "Usagi packed you snacks!" His eyes grew wide once again, "Are you going to share?"
While Goku's eyes were staring solely at the various snacks that Usagi had stowed away in the suitcase everyone else was looking at the various semi-nude photos that were now littered about the floor along with a change of armor and clothing.
Vegeta's cheeks flushed, turning a bright shade of red as he stared down at the photos. That is until he noticed that everyone in the ship, except Piccolo and Goku were doing the same exact thing. "What the fuck are you clowns looking at!?!?!" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs.
All the earthlings turned their attention away, all except Master Roshi who continued to stare behind his sunglasses.
Yamcha bowed his head slightly, "Vegeta, you win."
"What was that?" Vegeta barked, meanwhile gathering up all his possessions and throwing them back into the suitcase.
"Yamcha's right, Vegeta you win." Krillen stated while looking at Vegeta in awe.
"Upon hearing that you were going away for a day your wife packed you-" Yamacha began only to have Goku interrupt him. "Food!" He yelled practically launching himself on the suitcase only to have Vegeta rip it away at the last second causing him to crash into the metal wall.
"And a change a clothing," Krillen supplied while Yamcha nodded.
"Not to mention, porn!" Master Roshi yelled and like Goku tried to launch himself at the suitcase and was just as bit as successful as Goku had been.
Once again Yamcha nodded in agreement, "Your wife defiantly beats all of our wives and girlfriends, hands down."
Vegeta smirked at the earthlings, "Of course, who would ever doubt that the prince of all sayjin's mate wouldn't be superior to your low-level mates?" He scoffed before turning around and walking towards the secluded corner of the spaceship.
As the hours ticked by finally after Goku stopped pestering him about partaking in bountiful food supply Vegeta finally snuck another peek inside the navy blue suitcase. His heart quickened as he found a note taped to the breast plate of his spare armor. While ripping the note away from his armor he quickly shut the case before anyone could catch him.
The note itself was written on a pink bunny shaped piece of notebook paper. 'Silly woman,' Vegeta thought before he began reading what his mate had wrote.
My dear Vegeta,
Although I'm sad that you have to leave on such short notice I understand that you have a planet to save. I just wanted to let you know that I love you and I hope you return to me safely. No, wait you're the might prince of sayjins of course you'll return to me in good health.
I packed you an extra set of cloths and armor just in case yours get torn or damaged in battle.
I packed you some snacks because I know you always get really hungry after you fight.
Also, a pair of my underwear so you don't forget who you're fighting for and who you'll be returning home to.
And, the pictures are so if you get lonely out there in vast reaches of space.
I love you, come back to me soon so we can celebrate your return!
Love, your mate
Usagi
Vegeta smirked, yes he had to admit out of all of the women on Planet Earth he'd had chosen the most superior one. While looking out the corner of his eyes he made sure that none of the earthlings were looking at him as he stuffed his mate's letter into his armor.
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An: Hey guys.. I hope you liked it and will leave me a review… also, want to thank everyone that was nice enough to leave me a review! Thanks guys!
I think I might make this a collection of One-shots and Drabbles… hmm, gotta think on it.
P.s. Will post up edited copy when it's done..
