Disclaimer: Hmmm.. I soooo don't own either Sailor Moon or Dragon Ball Z.

Theme: Alien Encounter

"You're not drunk," Vegeta stated while placing his hand on Mamoru's shoulder. "That woman is gorgeous."

Mamoru raised his eyebrow while slowly looking over his shoulder at the girl standing next to the club's entrance. "Y-you suuure?" He asked while trying to blink away his own double vision.

Vegeta smirked, "If I wasn't with Usagi I would plow that! Just hit that till she couldn't stand anymore." He bit his own fist for what Mamoru thought to be added emphasis but really it was to keep the Prince's laughter subdued. 'Clown,' He thought as he watched a Cheshire grin form on the Earth Prince's face.

When Usagi, Vegeta's wife had forced him to come along with her, Goku, Chichi and her ex-boyfriend Mamoru to a club he hadn't known it was going to be this fun.

It could have possibly been the fact that Mamoru felt like a fifth wheel or maybe it had been the fact that the newly single stud had been turned down flat whenever he'd even attempted to make a pass at a girl that had driven him to the bar. In the span of forty minutes Vegeta watched as he consumed more Jagger Bombs than a human should even attempt.

An hour into their festivities Vegeta had noticed out of the corner of his eye that Mamoru had finally began a conversation with a female that seemed to be going smoothly. The only problem was that Vegeta, who was completely sober, wasn't sure that the girl Mamoru was talking to was actually a female or even human for that matter.

The girl was dressed in a ridiculously tight maroon body suit with a purple vest adoring her chest. While the body suit did a good job at hiding her skin it was still blanetly obvious that the girl's complexion was leaning towards moss green than actual pink. The coup de grace was the girl's cotton candy pink hair with frost blue highlights.

While watching his wife and Chichi dance together on top of table from across the room Vegeta couldn't help but continue to sneak peeks at the pain, silently chuckling to himself.

If Mamoru's current situation wasn't a clear indication of how poor his decision making skills were at the moment then his next move of asking the Prince of Sayjins for advice would be. While smirking Vegeta had happily lied to the Earth Prince helping him further dig his own grave.

"Howww luckyyy," Mamoru slurred. "Thannks maan, tell Usaaakooo I saiddd byee."

Despite himself Vegeta could feel his eye twitch when the taller Prince had used his wife's old pet name but restrained himself and allowed it to slide as he watched him stumble towards his date.

Mamoru wrapped his arm around the girl's shoulder, "Hey, Anne leet's goo back to my place."

"Ok, it's a date but only if my best friend can join in." Anne stated while singling across the room towards a person who looked like the male version of herself.

"Sureee," Mamoru agreed.

Not being able to hold it down any longer Vegeta doubled over while laughing hysterically.

"What's so funny mister," Usagi demanded playfully while coming up from behind her husband. "Huh, where did Mamoru go to?" She asked searching the bar area.

"He left to go have a closeup alien encounter," Vegeta stated cryptically causing his wife to raise her eyebrow. "Huh?"

Vegeta smirked down at the petite woman, "Nothing." He leaned in towards her while snaking his arm around her waist, pulling her towards his body before capturing her hips with his own.

"Goku!" The pair heard Chichi yell at the top of her lungs causing them to separate and turn their attention towards the sayjin. Happily Goku was walking towards the trio with a tray full of cherries in his hands and while Vegeta looked past him he could see an angry bartender giving him a death glare.

"Fool," Vegeta said while shaking his head watching as Chichi ran over to her husband and snatched the tray away.

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An: Hey, ok don't get me wrong I love Mamoru but this was just too funny.

This is dedicated to my best bud, Starr aka Saiyagurl87 who will be graduating soon! Congrats! Now, don't set your clothes on fire no mo'.

:P before you or anyone asks, I'm currently stuck on Obsession and so I'm putting it on hold for a short while because I don't want to force the chapter. I think I'm just a little burnt out from it considering that I've been working on it non-stop on a daily basis for three months now.

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