Disclaimer: I only wish I was rich like that, I so don't own either Sailor Moon or Dragon Ball Z.

Theme: Peeping Janes

Usagi Tsukino often thought that Bulma Brief's name should be synonymous with the word trouble. Ever since the tender age of sixteen when the pair had first met during one of Bulma's dragon ball hunts she'd always been getting the blonde in trouble one way or the other. But, this time she thought the bluenette and her blonde ditzy mother, Mrs. Briefs were taking things way too far.

Mrs. Briefs, wearing a pink sundress, was standing in front of Usagi trying to hand the girl a digital camera which she in turn was trying to politely refuse. "This is wrong on so many levels," Usagi stated bluntly while a small blush crept along her cheeks.

"Quit being such a stick in the mud. We all know that you're no virgin," Bulma said while turning her cell phone on silence.

Usagi glared at the older woman, "And thanks to your big mouth so does half of West City!"

Bulma tisked at the younger girl, "Well if you didn't want to have a party then you should have said so." She stated in reference to the 'Just popped her cherry' party she had thrown Usagi a week after hearing the news that the young girl had finally lost her virginity. Having been a surprise party the young girl nearly died of embarrassment when she had walked into Capsule Corps and found out what exactly everyone had been celebrating on her behalf.

It didn't help matters either that her boyfriend of two years, Kou, Seiya broke up with her a month later.

Letting out a sigh Usagi couldn't help but shake her head, "Again I must state that we shouldn't be doing this, this is a blatant disrespect of his privacy and-"

"Blah, blah, blah… your lips are flapping but I'm not getting any audio." Bulma stuck her index finger in her ear in attempts to clean it. "Look, bottom line, you know you want to."

"I most certainly do not," Usagi placed her hands on her hips while glaring defiantly at Bulma.

"You are, or I'm going to let it slip to him that you bounce around in a mini-skirt while waving a magic wand to rid the world of evil one youma at a time." Bulma threatened her causing Usagi to gasp. "You wouldn't dare," She said while locking her blue eyes onto Bulma's. "Try me."

Usagi threw her hands into the air while getting out a frustrated groan, "Ok."

Mrs. Breifs clapped her hands together, "Oh goodie. You'll take a super close shot for moi, won't cha?" She smiled at the young girl while handing her the digtal camera.

"Sure," Usagi agreed through her clenched teeth, smiling all the while.

"I'm so happy, good luck. I'll be in the kitchen starting dinner, okay." Mrs. Briefs waved goodbye to the pain as she exited the room.

"Ok," Bulma looked down at her watch. "I've been tracking his movements for the past couple of weeks-"

"You've been stalking him?" Usagi said accusingly.

Bulma glared at her, "I wasn't stalking, I was tracking. Now would you be so kind as to not interrupt me. Sheesh. As I was saying, we have three minutes before he's in position which gives us just enough time to make it over there." Clasping her hand over Usagi's wrist she began to pull her through the many hallways of the Capsule Corps building.

"Quit dragging your feet Usagi, he's usually very quick about this so we have to be precise with our timing." The bluenette scolded the blonde while yanking her arm.

Usagi shook her head once again, 'Just how exactly do I get myself in these messes? She's worst than Minako,' She thought while glaring a hole into the back of Bulma's head.

Bulma placed her finger over her mouth as they approached a door, "Shh! Remember he had super human hearing, so no talking past this point." Digging in her pocket Bulma pulled out a skeleton key, inserting it into the keyhole she unlocked it and gently pushed it open.

As the steam from the shower hit the pair they ducked down onto the floor and began to crawl across the hard titled floor, ducking behind the washing machine. Narrowing her eyes Usagi couldn't help but notice that through the steam and the stained glass doors of the shower nothing could be seen except a muscular silhouette. 'I guess these two didn't quite thing this plan through,' She thought as she lifted the camera up, unsurprisingly not being able to see a thing.

'Ah, oh well as long as I get the one shot Mrs. Briefs should be happy,' Usagi thought as she pressed the button on top of the camera.

Click.

Both girls froze when the camera began beeping, the sound echoing off the walls. Frightened, Usagi accidentally dropped the device on the ground in front of her.

"Who's there?!" A gruff voice demanded while shutting off the water.

'Oh shit!' Usagi mentally cursed while turning around to ask Bulma what they should do but upon turning around found that the bluenette was nowhere to be seen. 'That bitch,' She mentally screamed, 'I knew this was a bad idea!'

That morning when Bulma and her Mrs. Briefs had invited over she had expected a nice relaxing day by the pool. Never in her wildest dream did she expect the pair to ask her to join them in sneaking into the bathroom to take nude shots of a certain somebody as he showered after his rigorous training routine.

It had crossed her mind that they might have gotten caught but never did she expect for Bulma to leave her holding the bag, figuratively speaking.

The shower door quite forcibly was thrown open causing Usagi to jump in fright, ever so slowly she turned back towards the shower to see the Prince of Sayjins standing naked and dripping wet a few steps away from her.

A blush covered Usagi's entire body as she diverted her eyes away from Vegeta's naked form. "Onna, what are you doing in here?!" Vegeta demanded watching the young girl nervously rub her hands together as she tried to come up with a valid excuse.

Darting his eyes away from her he noticed a small device laying in front of her, he instantly recognized it as being a camera. It was something that the Earth woman, Bulma had taught him all about a few days ago.

"Were you trying to take a photo of me while I showered onna?" Vegeta asked bluntly while eying the young girl. A smirk appeared on his face as he watched her blush darken, he couldn't help but chuckle. "If you wanted to see me in the buff you should had said something onna." Vegeta stated while walking towards her, already he could smell her arousal, the sweet pungent smell intoxicating his senses. "But, now that you've seen me I think I'm entitled to some compensation."

"Wha-" Usagi began to question but was cut off when the Prince of Sayjins caught her by arm and lifted her so her body was pressed against his own. Before she knew what to make of the situation Vegeta crashed his lips on top of hers, forcibly claiming them as his own. Stunned, it took the Princess of the Moon a second before she began to respond to the kiss.

Meanwhile Vegeta's nimble fingers began to undo the buttons of Usagi's shirt desiring a sneak peek of his own.

Across the dome house the pair of Bulma and Mrs. Briefs sat at the kitchen table feeling quite proud of themselves. "Worked like a charm," Bulma stated while high-fiving her mother. "Give it another ten minutes and they'll be rolling around naked on the bathroom floor." The pair laughed while crossing their fingers hoping that their plan would work.

"We should think about opening up a matchmaker service," Mrs. Briefs smiled at her daughter who nodded her head in response.

It had only been a month ago when the pair had decided that the duo of Vegeta and Usagi would make the most adorable couple. They desperately wanted to send the off on a date together but knew that a conventional date just wasn't Vegeta's style. So, the pair had stay up all night brainstorming on ways to get them together. That is until they simply gave up and decided to lock the pair in the bathroom together with Vegeta already naked and just hope for the best.

It had seemed like the perfect plan.

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