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Cosplay: Japanese: short for "costume play", is a type of performance art whose participants outfit themselves, with often-elaborate costumes and accessories, as a specific character or idea. (Source Credit: Wikipedia)
An: I think some of you are confused by my statement "Theme ideas wanted" a lot of you have been leaving me story ideas either mailing me or in reviews and that isn't what I was asking for (not that I don't appreciate it). All I was asking for was random words that I could use as a "Theme" to base a Drabble or One-shot after. Thanks, sorry for the confusion.
Theme: Lucky Star
Using a white towel Vegeta whipped the excess sweat off of his forehead as he made his way down one of the many hallways of the place he repulsively referred to as home. While shaking his head he couldn't help but scowl at the thought, if it wasn't for the gravity room and Usagi he would have left this dome-like house years ago.
Just as his thoughts drifted towards Usagi, she suddenly appeared before him, cutting in front of him as she rounded a sharp turn into the hallway. Scanning her body from behind Vegeta couldn't help but notice that there was just something off about his Princess that evening.
For starters Usagi's hair, which was usually pulled up in twin odangos was pinned and wrapped around tightly around her scalp, almost appearing like a beehive. She wore a short red pleated skirt, a sailor top with matching red ribbon, knee high black socks on her shoeless feet while carrying a blue haired wig.
Vegeta raised his eyebrow, "What on Earth are you wearing much less planning on doing woman?" Usagi jumped, startled before whirling around, dropping the wig in the process. "Vegeta! Don't sneak up on me!" She scolded while marching up to her husband and poking him on the chest with her index finger.
Almost gently Vegeta swatted her finger away, "Your dodging my questions woman."
Usagi eyebrows went up towards her hairline, "Oh you mean this," She stated while running her hands over her uniform. "It's a High School uniform, silly. Haven't you seen one of these yet?" He shook his head, once. "Really," She asked while placing a hand under her chin. "I thought all the older guys knew what these were, it's like a number one fantasy…" Her voice trailed off before she shrugged the idea off. "Maybe because you're an alien," She stated before beginning to laugh and while Vegeta deeply cared for his mate his patience with her at the moment was beginning to wear thin.
"High School huh, didn't you escape from that foolishness years ago?" Usagi nodded in response while continue to giggle. "Then again I question, woman what do you think your doing parading around like that? You're not planning on leaving this compound like that, are you?"
"Why, afraid that a guy might see me like this and sweep me away?" Vegeta's fists and jaw unconsciously tightened as she expertly played on his insecurities. While he couldn't say he was afraid of an imaginary threat the mere thought of other men besides himself staring at his mate made his blood boil. If he had it his way he'd lock her away from the rest of the world, like a bird in a cage where only he could touch, view and possess her.
Reach over Usagi playfully slapped her husband's arm, "Just kidding."
Letting out a growl filled with annoyance he locked his eyes on hers, "Just answer the fucking question!" He bit out through his clenched teeth.
"Sheesh, you don't have to get so testy." She crossed her arms while turning slightly away from her husband. "Bulma, Minako, Ami and myself are doing a cosplay of our favorite Anime tonight to celebrate the season finale."
"Cosplay?" Vegeta questioned, his eyes following her movements as she walked over to where she had dropped the blue wig, bending over to pick it up giving him a flash of her cotton white panties as she bent over.
"Yeah, you know cosplay," Usagi showed off her outfit with her hands, thinking that the word needed not further explanation but watching her husband's unchanging questionable expression she silently knew he just didn't get it. "It's where you dress up in costume just like we did for Halloween this year."
Usagi couldn't help but giggle as a horrified expression crossed Vegeta's usual hardened face for a brief moment, obviously recalling the embarrassment he'd suffered on that particular holiday. A slight blush appeared on his cheeks and to compensate he whirled around angrily. "Hmpt, what a complete and utter waste of time," He declared as he walked away, not noticing until he was half-way down that hallway that he was going the way he came. 'Shit,' He cursed.
Dusting off the blue wig Usagi smoothed it out before slipping it onto her head before continuing on her way towards the spacious living room.
Now while Vegeta had told Usagi that this was a complete waste of time he couldn't help but feel a tiny bit curious as to what exactly his mate was up with this whole cosplay thing. Not missing a beat as soon as he stepped onto Capsule Corps's lawn he honed in on Usagi's ki and walked around the building, hiding in some bushes and spying on Usagi and her friends through the living room windows.
While they were all wearing the same ridiculous outfit all of them were wearing different colored and styled wigs. Minako and Bulma were wearing lavender wings though Minako's was at shoulder length and Bulma's was put up in two pigtails and reached her lower back. Meanwhile Ami, who was wearing glasses instead of her contacts, was in a pink wavy haired wig.
He watched through the shrubbery as they lined up in front of the TV Minako, Usagi, Bulma and then Ami at the end before turning on the TV. Before he knew what was going on the opening op came on and they were all following the characters movements perfectly on the screen.
Vegeta's jaw unceremoniously dropped at the sheer ridiculousness of the situation.
"Whoa, they're actually doing it!" He heard a nasally voice say to his left catching the Sayjin Prince's attention.
"Krillen for once your Intel was on the mark."
"I told you," Krillen gloated and before he knew it Vegeta had appeared behind him, gripping him by the back of his throat. "Ah, what the!" Krillen yelled out started, getting the attention of Oolong, Master Roshi and Yamcha who were on the ground with binoculars in their hands. "Vegeta! It's not what it looks like," Yamcha tried to rationalize with the obvious seething Prince.
"Oh my god, they changed into cheerleader outfits!" Oolong yelled out turning back towards the girls for a final look causing the cast to shift their eyes towards the windows once again.
Indeed the girls had somehow magically change their outfits to a short lavender dress while holding up yellow pom-poms causing all of their jaws to drop but Vegeta's dropped for a complete different reason. He couldn't be sure what exactly his mate was doing but he for one didn't want these perverted, idiotic, clowns to be peeking on her and her friends. Without a second thought he grabbed Krillen, Yamacha, Master Roshi by the collars and Oolong by his ears before dragging them off towards the main entrance of Capsule Corps, ignoring Yamcha's complaints that they had every right to be there.
With a flick of his wrist he threw them all over the fence before locking it tightly, "If I catch you stepping one foot on this property then I'll send you to the next dimension in pieces, understood?" He threatened, glaring at all of them.
"But, I live here," Yamcha complained.
"Understood!?!" Vegeta formed a ki ball in his hand causing them to stiffen in fear.
"Understood," They are sung together before picking themselves off the ground and running away.
Vegeta couldn't help but shake his head again as he walked past the living room window again, the girls were still in their cheerleader outfits dancing around in sync with the music. "Foolishness," He declared before heading back towards his first love, the gravity room.
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An: I hoped you guys liked it, if you don't know what Lucky Star is; it's an Anime that you guys should check out.
Erikatufts: Glad I could have made your day better, yes homework is evil.
See ya next chapter, which I have halfway done so it should be up soon.
By the way, does anyone know what's going on with the new "Crossover" controls in the story upload section. Very confusing.
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