"Hehehe" Dark Link was tapping Midna on each of her shoulders trying to get her to look the wrong way; she simply sighed and folded her arms. Dark stiffened up and yelled "YOU… ARE… SO… BORING!"

"And you're so annoying!" Midna shoved Dark out of her way and clenched her tiny fists. Dark folded his arms and squinted. Midna looked out the window and turned around. "Is that Fado?" "Oh! Link! Fado is here, you need to get to work!" Midna was scrambling around the room and Dark leaned back and grinned at the sight of tiny Midna running around, looking for Link.

"Yeah, yeah." Link walked out a room and rubbed his eyes.

"What job could you possibly have?" Dark asked curiously.

"I herd up rams and put them in their stall." Link replied blankly. Dark stood still and a tiny tear escaped from his eye.

"Dark are you crying?" Midna asked with a tiny bit of concern. He simply stood there as the tear ran down his cheek. Suddenly, he burst into laughter.

"HAHAHAHA!" Dark held his stomach," WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THAT?" He was laughing uncontrollably.

"See you." Link frowned and grabbed his hat.

"W-wait" Dark wiped a tear from his eye," It's just…" Dark's lips quivered, holding back his laughter "Just… Hahahaha!" Dark's laughter died down when Link slammed the door. "Hehehe… Sooooo… Midna" Dark grinned and leaned toward Midna, getting ready to bother her. She grumbled and raced to the nearest room and locked the door. "This place is bugging me." Dark yawned and looked out a window, watching Link leave.

(Later)

"I'm back!" Link yelled and put his hat on a hook. He yawned and Midna came racing through the hall. Her hair was whipping around as she dashed by Link. He heard Dark yell "Hey, come back!" Midna was still shrieking and ran, not noticing Link, right into the kitchen. Dark came by Link, panting rapidly. Link put his arm out, stopping Dark.

"Hey! I was doing something." Dark stammered and stomped his foot.

"What are you doing, Dark?"

"Heh, trying to put this bug in Midna's hair." Dark dropped the bug, accidently, and said, "Buh, bye buggy." Dark chuckled and turned to Link. "Now can I bother Midna?"

"No." Link answered sternly.

"Too bad, I'm gonna anyway, where'd that bug go?" Dark took a step and heard a crunch sound. "Crap." Dark squinted his eyes and crossed his arms. He looked down and picked up Midna's mask that fell off her head when she sped down the hall. "Heh." Dark chuckled and juggled the mask in one hand. Suddenly, loud clanging noises of pots and pans hitting the floor caught their attention. They both walked in the kitchen, and saw Midna getting up from under the pots and pans, one pot on top of her head, covering her eyes. Link stood there in the door way and looked at her, Dark snickered. She grumbled and removed the pot from her head. "Heh, heh." Dark was still smirking while Link went to help Midna up.

"Thanks." She whispered as he helped her up. Midna shot Dark a dirty look and he stop laughing.

"Whoopsy, daisy." Dark shrugged.

"Dark you son of a-" Dark cut off what she was about to curse and yelled "Crap!" Before he could turn to run, Midna was in front him; her tiny hand balled into a fist, soon punching him in the nose. Only a small area of his nose was affected, due to her small hand. He held his hand to his nose, and brought back a bloody finger.

"You little-" He growled from the back of his throat and jumped at her. Link grabbed her arm and puller her out of the way while Dark landed flat on his stomach. He cursed at her under his breath. "Jerk." While Midna turned toward Link, Dark picked the squished bug off his boot and threw it at Midna. She turned around and looked at the crushed bug that stuck to her hip.

"Ewww!" She flicked it off and Dark howled with laughter. She scowled at Dark and proceeded toward him. Link wrapped his one arm around her waist and held her to his chest. "You got guts, Dark, you really, really do." She held up her fist at Dark in a warning like gesture.

"Mhm, I guess I do." Dark chuckled, got up, and wiped the dust from the floor off of him. "Link, you got a dirty house, stick that little imp in a maid's outfit and put a duster in her hand."

"Ignore him, Midna." Link was still holding Midna. He tugged her hand and said, "You should get some sleep." Link noticed the rings under her eyes. Dark turned to a loaf of bread on the counter and smiled, grabbing a piece.

"Yeah, you should, you look bad." Dark muffled as he was eating a chunk of the bread.

"Thanks for your concern, Dark." Midna growled.

"No problem, sweetheart." Dark gave her a thumbs-up and chomped on more bread.

"Ugh." Midna groaned and rolled her eyes. Link turned her attention to him.

"I'll talk to him." He whispered and nodded his head toward Dark.

"What?" Dark looked at Link and swallowed his bread.

"What?" Link asked Dark.

"Why'd you nod at me?"

"I didn't."

"Yeah you did."

"You're seeing things."

"No I'm not, stupid!"

"Yeah, you are, stupid."

"I'm not stupid!"

"Yeah you are."

"Oh and why is that?"

"Because you thought I nodded at you."

"You did!"

"Nuh uh."

"YES HUH!"

"Okay, I nodded."

"I knew it."

"Whatever you say, Dark." Link chuckled and shrugged. "I'm gonna go to bed, Dark, your room is over there." Link pointed to a room. "'Night…"

"'Night, moron." Dark growled, still annoyed. He went to his room, too, and slammed his door.

"Dear, Lord, what did I get myself into?" Midna hit her forehead and headed to her room.