Disclaimer: I would totally start manufacturing naked Vegeta slumber party kits if I did own Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z but sadly I don't either show.

Theme: Roach

The Prince of Sayjins always priding himself in being able to sense when his mate was either in trouble or in distress. As a Sayjin male his number one priority was and had always been his mate. His training and combat skills were for the distinct purpose of improving his own strength to be able to protect not only his mate but the planet that she resided on.

Everything Vegeta did was for her, weather Usagi was fully aware of it or not that was the truth of the matter.

But, on this particular sunny afternoon it wasn't Vegeta's senses or even his skill that alarmed him to Usagi's distress but rather pure luck. Never in his life had Vegeta been a patient man and when Usagi had forbidden him from joining her while she took a shower he almost had found himself losing his self-control and demanding admittance. But knowing his woman well, he knew that she would surely have his head if he even tried to sneak in while she showered. Instead the Sayjin Prince settled for pacing back and forth impatiently like a lost puppy.

A blood curling scream penetrated Vegeta's sensitive eardrums and he found himself coming to a halt, his every muscle in his body stiffened as he recognized his mate's voice. "VEGETA!" Usagi screamed from behind the locked door and without a moment's hesitation Vegeta kicked down the door.

In a blink of eye Vegeta was next to his mate, not even bothering to turn off the shower head as he drew his mate's naked, trembling form towards his own. "What woman, what is the matter?" Vegeta questioned while looking her over for any possible injuries.

"Oh my god, it was horrible Vege-" Usagi began to explain the situation but didn't get a chance to finish before another horrified scream escaped past her lips. Quickly she pushed herself deeper into her lover's embrace while his eyes shot around the room looking for possible threats.

"Woman what is it!?!" Vegeta demanded when he could not for the life of him find what was causing her so much distress.

"There!" She screamed while pointing to the object of her terror. Following her pointed finger Vegeta saw nothing but a small roach crawling on the titled wall of the shower.

Vegeta blinked several times, staring at the small bug before shifting his eyes back towards his trembling mate. "You're not serious are you?" He asked dryly while now trying to pry her out of his embrace. "You mean to tell me one of the world's if not universe's strongest female warriors is afraid of a tiny bug."

Usagi gritted her teeth, "Just shut up and kill it already!" She screamed causing the Sayjin Prince to shake his head. "The female species are such an enigma." He muttered under his breath before charging up a ki ball and sending it hurling towards the small, bite-sized roach.

Maybe it had been the fact that Vegeta had rarely ever thrown ki balls indoors but never had the pair imagined that when he'd hurled it not only would it kill the roach on contact but punch a hole clean through the wall to the living room on the other side. And, certainly had the pair never expected for Yamcha, Master Roshi, Krillen and Oolong to be currently lounging on living room couch, set up almost perfectly for the scene before them.

Letting out another scream Usagi tried her best to hide her naked body away from the foursome by pressing herself further into Vegeta's arms. "Vegeta! What did you do?"

Ignoring his mate's complaints Vegeta narrowed his eyes onto the Earthlings and the Pig's lusty grazes, "What are you looking at?!"

"No, mother fucker the question is what are you looking at!?!" Master Roshi yelled as he stood up from the couch while the others turned to him completely and utterly in shock by his actions.

Feeling a vein in his eye explode Vegeta took a step closer towards the old pervert while pushing his mate away, ignoring for a second her scream. "What did yo-" He cut himself off as he noticed all of their eyes shifting towards his left side where he'd left his mate exposed for their viewing pleasure. Quickly Vegeta ducked out in front of Usagi, "Mark my words pervert, after I get my mate clothed I'm going to come and find you."

Enveloping the small girl in his arms he quickly grabbed a hold of a towel that was sitting on the toilet seat before setting Usagi down in the hallway. With his usual scowl plastered on his face he wrapped the fluffy pink towel around her body before throwing the small girl over his shoulder and practically flying them down the hallway towards their bedroom.

Once they had reached their bedroom door, Vegeta opened it and not so gently flung his mate across the room towards their bed. "Ow! Vegeta!" Usagi yelled out as she landed on their King sized bed, only to receive a growl in response. "Thanks baby!" She called out as she watched him disappear, presumably to hunt down the Earthling perverts and disembody them. "My hero," She stated laughing at her own joke before she stood up to search for more suitable clothing.

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