Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Dragon Ball Z.
Theme: Lipstick
"Just pucker your lips like your about to kiss me," Usagi instructed watching as Vegeta's scowl deepened, if that were possible.
"I don't understand why the fuck we can't just burst through the front door and demand the dragon ball for fuck sake!" Vegeta ranted while Usagi simply ignored him, applying the lipstick onto her own plump lips.
"That's simple," Goku spoke up as he placed a black, shoulder length wig on. "Because, we don't want to hurt anybody, they are just women after all Vegeta." He stated while placing his hands on his hips, the sequins that were scattered all over his dress reflecting off the midday's sun.
"Strong Amazon women, but women none the less." Chichi supplied from her position next to Goku.
Vegeta could feel his eye begin to twitch as he stared at the two, not even daring to look down at the pink monstrosity his woman had dressed him up in. During a routine dragon ball hunt the Z-fighters had stumbled upon the four star dragon ball in the middle of a remote Amazon village occupied strictly by women. After doing some detective work they had found out in a nearby neighboring village that the Amazon women hated all men. No men were allowed inside the village grounds and were executed on site if caught trespassing.
Not wanting to start an unnecessary fight that would end with a few injured women the Z-fighters had instead decided to volunteer Goku, Vegeta, Chichi and Usagi to go under cover and retrieve the dragon ball.
Turning towards his mate Vegeta was caught off guard when she suddenly kissed him, smearing her pink lipstick onto his lips. "Ah, perfect." She stated while giggling at his facial expression.
Standing a couple of feet away Krillen snorted as he looked at the Sayjin Prince in his outfit while Yamcha was trying desperately to suppress his giggles. Having heard them the Sayjin Prince sharply turned his head towards them, "What, you have something to say baldy!?!"
"N-no Vegeta," Krillen cowardly threw his hands in the air while beginning to back away.
"Just because I'm wearing lipstick doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!" Vegeta tried to make his way towards the quivering bald man but Usagi shot out in front of him, blocking his path.
"Vegeta, baby, just let it go. Besides I have to do your eyelids next," Usagi whipped out a compact filled with bright colors that disgusted the Prince to the core of his being.
"Oh for fuck's sake, fuck it." He paused. "I give up; the world doesn't need saving this desperately. Fuck the dragon, fuck it all. Other world wasn't that bad the first time anyways," Vegeta stated while slumping forward slightly, feeling only emasculate but utterly humiliated.
"Aw, is my Vegeta feeling self-conscious, don't worry I think you look sexy and when we get out of her I'm going to-" Standing on her tipping toes she whispered just what exactly she planned on doing to him once their ordeal was over with causing the Sayjin Prince to raise an eyebrow.
Clapping his together he sat down on bolder, "Welll, what are you waiting for woman, make the prettiest girl in the village. We have a planet to save after all."
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This theme was inspired by a quote by my favorite rock star, Nikki Sixx. Which was the "just because I'm wearing lipstick doesn't mean I can't kick your ass" line.