(gulp)… sorry. I guess I didn't update for a while… please don't sue me! I'm innocent! I'm a victim of a misunderstanding! (sobs) well, I guess I COULD get on with the chapter, so I will! And so you guys won't kill me, I'm going to put on a special one! I hope. Not many of my "special" chapters aren't very different than regular ones… so, hope it's special and if it isn't, just know it is the first one in a long time!
Jaypaw, Brambleclaw, and Ashfur were hitting Firestar in the back of the head with a stick because they couldn't get him to stop crying. He screamed, spraying foam across the camp. They glanced at the growing puddle of spittle that lay on the ground, and then Jaypaw grabbed his stick and hit Firestar so hard, he fainted.
"now, folks, here is none other than Firestar, out cold! Please take the liberty to throw things at him." The crowd hurled either very hard or heavy things at him, or soft, squishy and gross things. "And while he is out cold," Jaypaw announced, "we shall begin this day's game. I call it, Running Rings! It consists of a castle with 7 different rooms and 7 different people with chainsaws, axes, and other instruments of doom. You shall run around them 7 times, and hope you don't get used for pillows. GO!!" Both contestants were very surprised at this sudden "go" and they both started late. Ashfur entered first, unfortunately. An axe barely missed him. Brambleclaw came in after, and ducked underneath the blade. The two raced around him 7 times, only losing a few patches of hair and an ounce of blood doing it. The next room had a guy with a chainsaw. He fired it up, and Brambleclaw and Ashfur sped around him 7 times, and then proceeded to the next room. This guy had a torch. On Brambleclaw's 7th time around, he was set on fire and entered the next room with ash mixed in his fur. A chainsaw was waiting for them, and Ashfur was cut into. Fortunately, he was barely cut into and only lost just a little more than a pound of blood. The 5th room had a guy with a gun. The duo raced around him 7 times, and made it out alive. The next one contained someone with a live shark. He threw it at the cats, and they raced around it 7 times. In the last room, there was nothing but a sofa. A few seconds later, the sofa came to life with dangerously sharp teeth under its cushions. The cats ran around it the required times… then heard a slamming. The door was shut and locked, and they were trapped with the berserk sofa. Brambleclaw screamed with horror, then leaped out the window, shattering the glass, Ashfur followed. Luckily, it was a short drop, and Brambleclaw won. Then the sofa jumped out of the window and tried to kill Brambleclaw. He hid behind Firestar, and the sofa ate the unconscious cat. Then, satisfied, it fell asleep. Then Firestar materialized out of nowhere. He had lost a life. "And that's it folks! Stay tuned!" Jaypaw said.