Disclamer: I don't own House M.D. so please don't sue. :)

House's Office

Something is definitely going on here. He walks out of the elevator onto the diagnostics wing where certain stubborn jackass did his job and harassed others non-stop. Wilson walked to said jackass's office where he found a happily napping House (the jackass).

"House! You're patient just had a heart attack" He opens the blinds, fully awakening the sleeping "beast". With a groan, House opens his eyes and glares at Wilson.

"I was having a … very dirty dream. Somebody better be dying."

"Your patient is dying. She just had a heart attack. If you don't do something soon, she isn't going to be alive much longer."

"Might be lupus or anything else out there. I'll consult it with my team…after my nap" He covers his eyes with his forearm and sighs. Knowing that House probably didn't give a rat's ass, Wilson sat down at House's desk propping his feet up on it.

"It's weird'

"What's weird?"

"That you're not interested on the patient. I mean, usually, you're so interested that you do illegal or dangerous stuff, like- "

"What's your point?"

"There's something else on your mind that's keeping you from wanting to know." And you're NOT TELLING ME WHAT IT IS!!!

"I love to drive you nuts." House sits up in his chair and reaches for his bitchin' cane.

"I am more interested in something else and if you want to know, you'll just have to spy on me" He grins, stands up and limps into the differential room where Taub, Kutner and 13 were. Wilson follows.

"In case you haven't heard, I almost killed myself again trying to revive the patient"

"I heard. So, it wasn't ovarian cancer. Any ideas? House checks to see if Wilson is still behind him. He walks over to the white board and grabs the black marker, taking the cap off.

"Anyone?"

13: "It could be an ectopic pregnancy. The abdominal pain and the internal bleeding are both symptoms"

TAUB: "But not the heart attack"

13: "She was under a lot of pressure. She knows her baby could die"

TAUB: "Stress is unlikely"

13:"But it's been known to happen"

KUTNER: "it could be endometriosis"

"Ok. Do an ultrasound, blood cultures and a pap smear"

Wilson: "Pap smear? You said it wasn't cancer"

"I said it wasn't ovarian cancer. A pap smear is for cervical cancer. You, of all people, should know that. Hell, do a full body MRI. Look for tumors in her brain and liver"

Taub and 13 gather their things and leave the room exchanging mean glares as Kutner gathers the rest of the blue folders.

"Kutner. Look over her history again; see if she has any other allergies. If not, get her history going back… 8 years."

Kutner nods, picking the stack of folders and papers up and clumsily exits the room. Wilson watched him as he left then turning his attention to House, who had sat down at the computer to check his e-mails and search for some porn.

"You're not going to tell me what it is, are you?"

"Nope. Like I said, you'll just have to spy on me."

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