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"Ok class, I hope you're ready for some great tasting meals!" Ms. Kurata said happily to her food and nutrition class.

"How can you be so happy when Johan and Judai are cooking today?" Manjyome asked.

Ms. Kurata spoke through a smile that looked really fake. "Because this is all just one big, long nightmare and I will wake up any moment now and not have to go through the hell that is their cooking."

"There you go, being in denial again." Fubuki shook his head. Part of the class laughed.

"Just start cooking." Ms. Kurata gave up and went to her desk. It was Johan and Judai's turn to cook for their group and since they paid their lab fees, Ms. Kurata couldn't stop them from cooking. She only prayed that nothing blew up.

Johan and Judai went with the other cooks to get the aprons and washed their hands.

"Are we gonna get poisoned?" Sho asked.

"Probably." Fubuki replied.

"This is their first time they're cooking here, try to have a little more faith in them," Ryo said, receiving a lot of weird stares.

"Are you serious?" Manjyome couldn't believe it.

Ryo nodded. He still received weird stares. He rolled his eyes. "I checked their kitchen and removed anything that could be considered poison."

"Oh." The group said.

Ryo shook his head and watched Johan and Judai.

"Ok, so what are we making?" Judai asked.

"Vegetable pot stickers," Johan said, reading the recipe that was taped to the cabinets.

"Alright, what do I get?"

Johan read off the list of ingredients and Judai went to get everything. Once they had everything, Johan went to go get the knives they needed. The rest of the students that were cooking ran away from Johan. The blunette didn't even notice how he scared everyone shitless.

"Alright, what do we do with the cabbage?" Johan asked, holding the cabbage.

"We need a third of a cup of cabbage," Judai read on. "Julienne the cabbage."

Johan did so. After ten minutes, the boys had all the vegetables cut and ready.

"Ok, it says to heat a large skillet with medium to high heat," Johan said. He go the skillet and placed it on the stove. "Add two tablespoons of sesame oil."

Judai came up next to him with the oil and the measuring spoons. He measured one tablespoon and put it in. As he was measuring the second spoon, he got the urge to sneeze.

"A…a…a…" he turned his head to the side. "Achoo!" The bottle of oil spilled about four times as much as necessary. "Oops. Sorry."

"Don't worry Judai." Johan managed to remove the excess oil and put it in a metal bowl. "There we go."

Now, it wasn't that Johan and Judai were bad cooks, they were just trouble-prone.

Judai was put in charge of stirring all the vegetables. He was supposed to stir some vegetables for three minutes, add more vegetables and stir for another two minutes, but he forgot to stir for the first three minutes and all the vegetables nearly burned.

"My bad."

After that, Johan was to fill up the wontons. But he forgot to cover them with a moist paper towel and they kept drying out. He remembered the paper towel and saved the wontons. When he was filling them up, they wouldn't seal properly. He took a step back and knocked over the bowl of oil from earlier.

"Damn it." He muttered. He cleaned up quickly then got back to work.

While Johan was filling up the wontons, Judai had to heat six cups of frying oil in a large sauce pan to three hundred fifty degrees. Judai lost count of the cups and ended up putting in eight cups of oil.

"Crap." Judai mumbled.

Finally, Johan got the wontons right. He went over to Judai and saw the amount of oil.

"Is this…?" Johan raised a brow.

"Eight." Judai frowned. "Sorry."

"It's fine." Johan picked up the tongs next to the stove. "Can you get me some plates? We're supposed to fry these in batches of six to eight and put them on plates lined with paper towels to drain the oil."

"Got it." Judai went to go get the plates.

Ryo went to check on them. "How's everything going?"

"Good." Johan smiled. He was waiting for the pan to reach three hundred fifty degrees.

When Judai came back, the pan was hot enough.

"Judai, can you set up the plates? And Ryo, can you bring the batches of wontons?" Johan said as he placed some of the wontons in the pan. They fried quickly and the oil jumped all over the place.

"Cool. You just pop them in then pop them back out," Judai grinned.

Almost fifty wontons later, they were done. Johan and Judai removed their aprons and along with Ryo, went back to their table where the rest of their group was and brought the food.

Ms. Kurata sighed with relief. Things got messy, but nothing blew up.

EXPLODE!!

Spoke too soon.

"What happened?!" She yelled. She stood up and ran to Johan and Judai's kitchen. The two went to their kitchen as well.

The stove was on fire.

"How?!" Ms. Kurata freaked out.

"Oops." the two said. "We forgot to turn the stove off."

See? Trouble-prone.

The fire alarm went off.

Everybody took their food and left. Ms. Kurata pointed a finger at Johan and Judai who were the only two students left.

"The two of you have two weeks detention!!"

"Aw man," Johan sighed.

"Can we still get our food?" Judai asked.

The sprinklers went off, drenching Ms. Kurata in nasty old water. She looked even more pissed, and her running make up didn't make her look any better. Johan and Judai took their food and ran out of the classroom.

"THREE WEEKS DETENTION!!!"

Ms. Kurata never awoke from that "nightmare."

Monkey: Hope you guys liked the chappie. And thank you KyoxSakiFan for the idea! xD I hope it was to your liking! :D