Friends in D.C.

Chapter 4-Mom-la aka The Restraining Order

Squint-la: (Running around in circles) Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Curly-wa: What is wrong with her?

Mom-la: I don't know…

Squint-la: I LOVE MICHEAL SHEEN!!!!!!!

Mom-la: Who??

Squint-la: (Stops running and looks at her, appearing offended.) WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO?????

Jrocknut: Wooooooow. Hey, you guys got mail.

Squint-la: Really?

Jrocknut: Yeah. Should I open it?

Mom-la: Yeah, go ahead.

Squint-la: (Reading) Blah blah blah…the law dictates…OMG!

Curly-wa: What?

Squint-la: Jrocknut and I are legally BANNED from being within 200 feet of Zack!

Curly-wa: (Doubles over laughing) Wow…REALLY?

Squint-la and Jrocknut: (Nod)

Mom-la: What did you DO?

Jrocknut: We just leapt on him!

Mom-la: (Rolls eyes) Oh-kay.

Squint-la: Am I grounded?

Mom-la: (Sigh) I guess not. But do NOT go there again.

Squint-la: (Sigh) Okay…

SUDDENLY, ANNOYING-LA AND MADI WHIPP APPEAR, AS WELL AS ELIJAHMUDLANE, JROCKNUT'S BOYFRIEND

Annoying-la: Heyy, what's up?

Squint-la: (Holds up the order.) We got a restraining order.

ElijahMudLane: (Shaking his head.) Squint-la, Squint-la, Squint-la…

Squint-la: Shut up!!!

Jrocknut: ANYWAY, we can't go back to the museum.

Madi Whipp: (Sarcastically) Oh, bummer.

Squint-la: (Holds up a finger, looking serious, as if she's having an epiphany.) Guys.

Curly-wa: What?

Everyone else: Yeah, what?

Squint-la: (Smiling) LET'S GO TO FORKS!!!!!!

Everyone except ElijahMudLane and Madi Whipp: Yeah!!!

Madi Whipp: (Groaning.) Nooo!

ElijahMudLane: Where?

END STORY

AN: So there it is. The end of the Friends. Don't fret, however, as we will still be here on . Anyone who knows the significance of Forks, you get a cookie! Look for the sequel soon! Oh, and if you want me to follow up in DC, just review! I only stopped this early because no one reads in anymore. It's sad :( Anyway, I'll next be updating Now Who the Heck Saw That Coming, and then Mind Games. Yay!!!!