Monkey: I own nothing!

"WHERE'S ALL THE COFFEE?!" came a loud yell in the morning before school started.

Sho looked around. "Where did that yell come from?"

"I think it's from the teacher's lounge, why?" Jim asked.

"Well I wanted to talk to Judai and I'm sure that he'd be with Johan wherever the chaos is," Sho replied.

He began to make his way over to the stairs towards the teacher's lounge when suddenly another yell stopped him.

"MY COFFEE!!"

Sho sighed. "Ok, who was that?"

"MY COFFEE'S GONE!!" someone else yelled.

"WHERE DID MY COFFEE GO?!"

"I NEED MY DAMN COFFEE!"

Sho shook his head. "I'll just wait till I see them in class or something."

"JOHAN! JUDAI! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Sho and Jim looked behind them and saw a huge mob of angry and coffee-deprived teachers. Jim's jaw dropped and Sho nearly fainted.

"GET THEM!! THEY'LL TELL US WHERE THOSE TWO DEMONS ARE!" one of the teachers yelled.

"Holy shit." Jim grabbed the back of Sho's shirt and ran like hell, dragging the small bluenette through the air with him. Jim left a trail of dust while cursing his two devious friends. The teachers ran after them.

Sho finally composed himself and he looked up at Jim. "Why are they like this?! It's only coffee!"

"'Only coffee?' Do you really not know that all teachers are all vicious and cranky in the morning without their coffee??" Jim said.

"Well I know now!" Sho said.

They turned a corner and he and Sho slammed into two other people.

"OW!" was their simultaneous yell.

"Watch where you're going you idiots!" Manjyome yelled.

"Sho? Jim?" Edo asked.

"Edo? Manjyome?" Sho asked.

"Why were you guys running?" Manjyome said.

"Teachers from hell," Jim answered. "You?"

"Same." they replied.

"WHERE ARE THEY?!" mobs of teachers from both sides yelled. They were getting close to them.

Edo opened the door next to him and all four of them ran in. Seconds later, the mobs of teachers ran by.

"Where'd they go?" a teacher asked.

"Look! It's Fubuki and Ryo! They can tell us where those two demons are!" a teacher yelled.

"After them!"

Ryo and Fubuki's eyes widened when they saw the two mobs of teachers become one and run towards them.

"I'm gonna kill Johan and Judai." Ryo stated.

"Not before me," Fubuki said. "Now, RUN!"

They ran like there was no tomorrow, the teachers hot on their heels.

Edo opened the door a crack and looked around. "I think we're safe."

They got out of the room. They walked away calmly.

"Oh hey, have you seen Judai?" Sho asked.

"No, have you seen Johan?" Edo replied.

Jim and Manjyome stopped walking. "Found 'em."

Sho and Edo peered around Manjyome and Jim and their jaws dropped.

"Judai?!"

"Johan?!"

The two idiots were sitting underneath the stairs. They were surrounded by cans, cups and even buckets of coffee. Not to mention the coffee machine next to them was empty.

Manjyome pointed a finger at them. "How in the hell were they not seen by the huge mobs of teachers?!"

Judai swayed a bit then fell to his side.

"Judai! Wake up!" Johan said, bringing a cup of coffee near Judai's mouth. Judai's eyes opened and he drank the coffee. He sat back up quickly.

"I'm awake! I'm awake! I must've dozed off there for a second… good thing you woke me up otherwise I would've fallen as…leep…" Judai's head fell to the side and he fell asleep again.

"Judai!"

"I'm up!"

Manjyome and Jim walked over to them and crouched down beside them, Edo and Sho behind them.

"Why?" Jim got straight to the point.

"We made a bet with our dads," Johan yawned. "To see which of us could go the longest without sleeping."

"We've gone one week without sleep…and we feel great…" Judai said. He laid his head on Johan's shoulder.

"Can I kill them?" Manjyome asked.

"No," Edo and Sho said.

"If you guys have gone a week without sleep, how come you guys don't look like shit?" Manjyome noticed that those two looked the same as always.

"We're just lucky I guess," Johan replied, taking a sip of some of the coffee.

"Why'd you guys take the teacher's coffee?" Sho asked.

Johan moved his shoulder a bit so Judai would wake up. "Well, we ran out of coffee at our houses like four days ago."

"Aren't you guys rich?"

"Yeah but, Judai and I are currently broke."

"How?"

"We spent all we had the other day when we made this one obstacle course thing," Johan said, yawning again.

Judai perked up. "It was awesome! First we bought this swing set and we swung to the top and we jumped off, landing on a trampoline then from there, we jumped as high as we could so could reach these ropes tied to this one tree. And from there we swung over a pool full of sharks and we landed on skateboards which we used to ride down this insane twisty slide and after that we jumped off the skateboards and landed in these two huge piles of leaves!"

Sho and Edo's jaws dropped. "How did you survive all that?!"

Judai yawned. "Don't worry, we were wearing pads and helmets." He grinned.

"And how are your parents right now?" Jim asked.

"Out of coffee too!" they said. Johan got another cup of coffee and drank it in a few seconds. Judai drank straight from a bucket.

~With Sessue and Dante~

"We need to stun these two demons!" some yelled. The huge office was currently being destroyed by the two grown up idiots.

"My taser didn't even work on them!" someone said.

"Oh my God! The coffee's GONE!!"

"AHHH!!!" two employees said.

"What's wrong?" Another employee asked.

"They've got baseball bats!!!"

Sessue and Dante began playing baseball with vases and chairs and anything they could get their hands on.

The boss, Mr. Deyano, was walking around calmly while all but two of his employees were freaking out.

"How can you be so calm?!" A guy asked. He ducked a computer monitor. "They're destroying this place up!"

Mr. Deyano grinned. "It's ok. I've got insurance!"

~Back With Johan and Judai~

"THERE THEY ARE!!" the teachers yelled, back from chasing Fubuki and Ryo who were no where to be seen.

Johan and Judai stood up quickly and ran away, leaving the coffee behind.

"THEY LEFT THE COFFEE!"

"Should we still get them?"

"Let's get the coffee first!" They noticed Jim, Sho, Edo and Manjyome by their coffee.

"Hey! GET AWAY FROM OUR COFFEE!!"

The four paled and ran, leaving the teachers to drink their coffee like vultures to a fresh carcass.

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At the end of the school day, the four reunited.

"Hey have you guys seen the dipshit duo?" Manjyome asked.

"Nope."

"Let's just go before they find us and drag us into another hell." Edo said. The other three nodded and left.

Johan and Judai were currently sleeping on the roof of their school. But they didn't lose for they fell asleep at the same time as their dads who were also on the roof of their work.

It seems insanity is genetic…

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Mr. Deyano paled and nearly dropped the phone. "What do you mean I don't have insurance for the disaster named Sessue Yuki and Dante Andersen?!"

Monkey: Poor boss man. lol. Thank you Mr. Z for the idea! [I hope he never sees this otherwise I'm in for hell! .] Well I hope you guys liked it!