Monkey: I own nothing!
The bell rang shortly after Asuka and Edo entered their fifth period class which was English with Ms. Shimure.
They took their seats as the teacher began talking.
"Oh you're kidding me," Edo mumbled.
"What's up?" Asuka asked.
"Johan and Judai aren't here."
"So? That's nothing new."
"Yeah, but I was hoping they wouldn't ditch today."
"You made a bet with Manjyome again and you have a lot of money on the line, huh?" Asuka guessed.
"Oh yeah."
The door opened and in came Johan and Judai. Edo sighed in relief.
"Is there a reason you're late to my class?" the teacher asked.
"Well, we got captured by this purple unicorn, it knocked us out and we woke up in a cage on top of a tank filled with acid," Johan began.
"And it wouldn't let us leave until we paid its water and gas bills which were ridiculously high if you ask me," Judai continued.
Johan opened his mouth to continue but Ms. Shimure put her hand up. "Stop. Just sit down." The class snickered.
They sat down.
"Oh, I almost forgot, I have to go watch over Mr. Shihomi's class for a bit," Ms. Shimure said.
"Don't you two hate each other?" a kid in the class asked.
She laughed. "No, of course not."
"Then what's with the rumor that you two are in a prank war?"
"You can prove nothing." She looked at Johan and Judai as she walked to the door. "Oh and good job on that prank where you stuck all that gum under Mr. Shihomi's desk. That was genius!"
"Thank you," they said with a grin.
She nodded and left.
The second the door closed, the twin J's got out of their seats and ran around the classroom.
"What are you doing?" Edo asked.
"Burning off some energy," Judai replied.
"That's possible?"
"Wanna join?"
"No way."
"Come on you two, let's do the work that's on the board," Asuka suggested.
"We will, once she comes back," Johan assured.
Judai came up behind him, poked him and ran away.
"Tag! You're it!"
Johan laughed and chased the brunette around the classroom.
This continued on for a few more minutes.
The door handle suddenly turned and opened. Ms. Shimure walked in and looked around.
Johan and Judai were calmly reading in their seats.
"How do they do it?" Edo wondered.
Asuka shrugged.
"Ok class, this assignment is due at the end of the period," she said as she passed out a packet to them. When she was done, she began writing on the board for her next class' assignment.
Her class worked in silence and no one seemed to have any problems with the assignment so she pulled out her ipod.
THUMP
THUMP
Asuka and Edo looked around. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
"Aw man," the duo said, staring up at the ceiling. Asuka and Edo followed their gazes up.
"My pencils!" Asuka said.
Apparently, the ceiling was so crappy that the pencils the idiots threw at the ceiling actually got stuck up there.
"Crap," they said.
They freaked out and looked around and were happy Ms. Shimure was totally oblivious to the chaos in there.
Judai saw a lacrosse stick and swung it around to try to get the pencils down. Johan took someone's hat and threw it up there.
Judai kept missing and Johan made the pencils get more stuck.
"Idiots." Edo shook his head.
The rest of the class silently laughed at them.
Judai and Johan looked at each other and switched objects.
Johan swung the stick around and knocked one of the pencils down.
It landed on Edo's desk and he was three desks away.
"Hey! Watch it!"
Johan laughed. "Sorry."
Judai threw the hat up and knocked down the other pencil.
It flew towards Edo who ducked just in time.
"Hey!"
"Sorry." Judai grinned.
Ms. Shimure turned around and looked at her class. Everything seemed fine so she shrugged and turned back around.
The disaster duo got their pencils back and continued working.
Some time later, they started throwing balls of paper at people.
All the kids got hit. Edo got hit in the face and Asuka had to hold him back from going to kill the two. When a paper ball bounced off Asuka's head, Edo had a hard time keeping her back.
After a bit, Johan and Judai yawned. Doing stupid stuff and not getting caught was boring. Seriously, the only reason they freaked out with the pencils in the ceiling was because they were bored and wanted attention.
Ms. Shimure had turned around in time to see them yawn.
"So, you two think my class is boring?"
"No, no, of course not," Johan assured.
"No way," Judai added.
She raised a brow. Not really caring about the situation, she went back to work.
She didn't understand why all the teachers that had those two in their classes were always complaining about them.
Johan and Judai were angels in her class.
Paper balls flew through the air. One finally hit Ms. Shimure and she turned around.
"Kazuya! I will not have you throwing paper balls in my class! Detention!" She said since he was the only student with a paper ball in his hand. He was just picking it up from his desk to go throw it away.
"But, but!" he tried. Every time he got detention, it involved the twin J's in one way or another.
"That's it! Two detentions!" And she turned around and went back to work. The class laughed at Kazuya.
Really, Johan and Judai seemed to be the only good students she had.
Monkey: Thank you DarkMageGirl808 for the idea! And I know it was originally in science, but they already messed around a lot in science and there were still a couple classes that they haven't messed around in yet and English was one of them, so I hope you still like it even though I changed part of it. n.n" And I hope the rest of you wonderful readers like this chappie too!