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Mr. Inaba, the Spanish II teacher, stood outside his room, greeting his sixth period students as they went to his class.

Johan and Judai came up to him. They came really early to class.

He looked at Johan. "Hello Satan." He looked over at Judai. "Hello, Boyfriend of Satan."

The two laughed. Mr. Inaba always switched up the names depending on who fucked up last or the worst in his class. They went inside and took their seats which had Judai sitting right behind Johan. The class greeted them. Not only were they well known, they were also the only freshmen in the class.

They got up and while on the look out for the teacher who was still outside, went in opposite directions to start the chaos.

Johan went to the back and got the seating chart. He switched around everyone on the chart and wrote down some random names on it just for the hell of it. He was about to put the seating chart back when he shrugged and decided to take it.

Judai on the other hand went up to the white board and took all the markers and went around, hiding them all. One went into the VCR, one went into a kid's backpack, one was thrown behind a file cabinet, one went into Mr. Inaba's water bottle and one got taped under the teacher's desk.

"Hey, where do you guys come up with this stuff?" a guy asked, watching Johan get back up and go to the teacher's desk.

Johan and Judai stopped and looked at each other.

"Actually…we don't really know," Johan admitted.

"We think it's just in our blood," Judai told him.

"Cool." The guy said.

Johan walked behind the computer and began unplugging all the cords. Judai unplugged both TVs and the radio. When they finished, they ran back to their seats.

Mr. Inaba came in to look at the clock. It was 10:10 and the bell hadn't rung yet. It was supposed to have rung at 10:05.

"Alright you two, what did you do to the bells?" The teacher asked, standing in front of Satan and his boyfriend.

"We reset the bells!" Judai said with a grin.

"How?"

"We snuck into the office and changed the bells," Judai replied simply, as if he was stating the weather.

"Yup. They're about to go crazy any second now," Johan said, glancing at the clock.

The bell rang. It stopped. It started up again, then stopped. It ran again and continued on and on and on…then stopped.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE—

It stopped. The teacher sighed with relief. Finally, it was over.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

And it came back with a vengeance.

Johan and Judai laughed after seeing the teacher's annoyed face.

Mr. Inaba rolled his eyes.

"Please excuse this interruption," Mr. Kuyoski, the principal, said through the loudspeakers. "But we are currently trying to—"

BEEP

"The bells. We are—"

BEEP

"—ing all we can but the bells won't—"

BEEP

"And I'm sure you all know who it was that—"

BEEP

"—the bells up."

BEEP

"…DA—"

BEEP

The whole school was laughing by now, including some of the teachers. It was funny to them when Mr. Kuyoski lost his cool.

"Johan, Judai, I will be waiting for you in my office after school today so we can—"

BEEP

"…I give up!"

…

"Oh now you fix it!" And the announcement was over.

Mr. Inaba's class was laughing and he just shook his head. He went to his desk to grab the seating chart when he saw it was missing. He looked all over desk for it.

That's when Johan started to pass the seating chart around the class, slowly making its way to the teacher's desk.

Thinking he left it at the front of the class on the table, Mr. Inaba left his desk. Then, the last kid with the seating chart put it on the teacher's desk.

"Mister, what are you looking for?" a girl asked.

"The seating chart." He lifted up notebooks and moved books from the table.

"Isn't it over there on your desk?" A guy wondered.

"No I already…" There it was, on his desk. As he walked back to it, he look at the twin J's who smiled innocently.

Innocent his ass.

He picked it up and looked at it.

"Oh come on! You switched the names??" Mr. Inaba sighed. He went through the list anyway.

"Shinsuke?"

"Here."

"Satan?"

"Here." Johan grinned.

"Mr. Pacman? … Mr. Pacman?" He looked closely at the list while his class giggled. "Mickey Mouse?? Spongebob Squarepants?! Ok, which one of you two did it?"

"Did what?" Judai asked, smiling. Johan smiled too.

"Ok, screw it." Mr. Inaba threw the seating chart behind him somewhere and ignored the crash. He walked up to the white board. "…Where are my markers?"

"Where did you put them?" Johan asked.

"Right here." He pointed to the whiteboard.

"Then they should be there."

"They're not."

"Hey Mister, isn't that one of your markers?" A girl said, pointing to his desk.

"My water!" he cried. "Ugh! Whatever!" He grabbed a stack of papers. "Here are the tests you took last week."

He gave one to Johan and one to Judai.

"What'd you get?" Judai asked.

"F. You?"

"Same."

The exchanged tests.

On Judai's test, one question asked, Si tú pudieras ir a cualquier parte del mundo con solo una persona, ¿adónde irias y con quién? Responde en Español. (If you could go anywhere in the world with only one other person, where would you go and with who? Answer in Spanish.) Judai answered in English and he wrote: JoHaN! :3 i'd like, go 2 hawaii or sumthin & take JoHaN bcuz hes my bf =3 i would b happi goin n e where wit JoHaN & we could cause chaos round da world! xD

On Johan's test, it asked him to translate the following words into Spanish: airplane, bicycle, book, library, summer, candy and love. He wrote: queso, perro, pelota, oso, azul, computadora y Judai. (Cheese, dog, ball, bear, blue, computer and Judai.)

All of their written responses were either written as texts or just ridiculous and wrong while their multiple choices were correct. So they only got half right.

"Can't wait to see you after school!" Johan grinned.

Mr. Inaba froze. "Huh?"

"Oh yeah! If your students ever fail a test, you let them come in after school to retake it until they pass!" Judai added happily.

Mr. Inaba paled. He walked over to their tests and changed the F's to A's.

The two laughed. They knew all the material perfectly and the teacher knew they knew. They just wanted to see if he would let them come in after school.

Guess not.

Mr. Inaba had tried to turn on his computer and when he saw it wasn't working, he saw the problem and nearly cried. They had pulled out every single cord! And there were like twenty different cords to his computer! It was then that he stopped to wonder why the hell he had so many cables for his computer.

He shrugged and began to replug them in.

Ten minutes later, the teacher was busy writing on the board with the only marker he had, a yellow one.

CRASH!!

"AH!" He jumped and turned around and saw all the books in his class on the floor.

Judai pretended to be asleep while Johan pretended to be taking notes.

"…Ok class," he began, wondering how the two demons had convinced the whole class to do a coordinated book drop. "Open your books to page 198." He opened his book to do the same.

"Mister, I don't have that page."

"Yeah, me neither."

"I don't have it either."

Mr. Inaba blinked. He didn't have it either. How the hell had Judai and Johan managed to tear out the same page of all the books in the class without him noticing?!

"That's it! Three days in-house!" he exclaimed. He couldn't take any more pranks!

"Finally!" Judai sighed, as if tired.

"Yeah! We were beginning to think you weren't gonna give us any punishment!" Johan added. Judai nodded in agreement.

Mr. Inaba felt his eye twitch. He couldn't believe they would cause so much Hell just to get in trouble!

EXPLODE!

Mr. Inaba ran to the window. "My CAR!!"

His car had just exploded.

Johan and Judai looked at each other questioningly, they honestly didn't cause that.

"A WEEK OF IN-HOUSE!!" he yelled.

"...Would it help at all if we told you we didn't have anything to do with your car exploding?" Judai asked.

"NO! Two weeks of in-house!"

Johan blinked. "Guess that didn't help..."

"Three weeks!!!"

Johan and Judai didn't speak the rest of that period and Mr. Inaba spent the rest of that class crying over his car.

Monkey: Well there's another chappie! xD Thank you Mr. Z for all those ideas!! x3 And to those of you wondering, this story WILL NOT end in the next chapter! I still have plenty of hells to put these teachers through! ;D

Cookee: You know, I will laugh when one of our teachers sees this. Your ass is soo dead. xP

Monkey: Screw you! And I hope they never see this, cuz the last thing I need is to get in trouble for this! Dx I have too much fun writing this xD

Cookee: I can see it now, you going through all the punishments Johan and Judai went through. It'd be so funny! :D

Monkey: ...Haha, very funny. -.- Anyway, I have a question to ask all you wonderful readers!

Cookee: You sound like some cheap commercial. I wouldn't buy whatever you're selling.

Monkey: ...Damn! o.o" You woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, huh? ANYWAY, the question is should I have any other pairings in here or is it good with just the (minor) Spiritshipping? (I totally fail at writing even a kiss scene between them! ) But yeah, het/yaoi etc pairings, I could put them in here! If you guys think would be good...if not then I won't :D