DISCLAIMAR: I don't own LoZ. I do however, own myself. I think.

POWER SURGE Ficlet
Warps, Wolves and Waffles

"Faroredamnit!" I shouted loudly as the room was plunged in darkness once more. Link rose a eyebrow from the sofa. "Why does it keep doing that?" He asked, rubbing his eyes as they adjusted to the darkness. "They're messing with some cables or such outside and it keeps giving us outages." I went over to fetch the torch when a red light filled the room. I spun around. My Special Pikachu N64's cheeks, the power lights, were flashing madly, despite the power being out. A jingling sound, so eerily familiar, echoed. Link's face was frozen in shock. The flashing cheeks stopped but the red light was replaced by blue as a rather agitated blue fairy appeared in the room. "Link! Link I was so worried! You just vanished! I looked everywhere!" she jingled. Link lept up from the sofa and Navi landed in his hands. He stroked her wings with his thumb. "Hey, hey Navs, calm down. The warp song went wrong, thats all. Stars here was kind enough to take me in. Calm Navs, calm" I watched as the big, macho hero comforted his fairy. A smile came to my face. It was ever so sweet. The Fairy's glow softened, the lucid blue becoming paler. "Oh Link! I'm so glad your safe...I went looking for you, I looked all over. I was flying over Lake Hylia for what felt like the hundredth time when I noticed a glow coming from the top of the tree. It was a warp point. I flew into it and ended up here." she chimed. Well, that was interesting. A warp point from Hyrule to my house...imagine the fun I could have with that! "All that matters, Navi, is that you're here now." He said, setting the fairy down on the arm of the sofa. I walked back over. "Hi Navi" I said breezily, completely forgetting she had no clue who I was. "Y..you're Stars, right? Thank you. I'm so relieved Link is okay...I know he's the Hero of Time and all that...but I do worry, he's just a boy, really..." The motherly worry in her voice was evident. I knew full well Navi's affections for Link. Can't say I blame her...Link, bless him, I think every female Zelda fan is a little bit Link fangirl, at least. In the case of most...including myself...very much Link fangirl.

I smiled at her broadly. The power spluttered back to life. Both me and Link winced simultaneously from the bright light. "Right, i'm going to heat up some waffles before the power goes again. Link, I think you have a basic understanding on how the TV works. The remote is missing, though, check the back of the sofa. Unless you want to play the Wii" I said, bustling into the kitchen, the fact I had Twilight Princess on Wii totally slipping my mind. I was reminded of this fact, as I pulled the waffles from the freezer, as Navi suddenly exclaimed "Is that...you?" Setting the waffles down, I ran into the living room. I really did want to avoid trying to explain it was his great-grandson or something. It might traumatize him. "Thats, uh, nothing," I began, but it was too late. Link was already watching the title sequence wide-eyed. "Thats not Epona. That can't be Epona. It looks like Epona but it's not!" He said, getting increasingly confused. I also didn't want to explain it was probably Epona's great-grandaughter, too, or knowing that horse, it might be a reincarnation. I wouldn't be suprised if she was the very same. "Is that Hyrule? Whats that golden wall?" I sighed. "It's a game. About Hyrule many years into your future. Um...how to summarize it...Ganondorf frees himself from Sacred Realm, your great gr..I mean, relative, gets pulled into Twilight, which is that gold stuff, and goes wolfy." Link blinked. "Wolf? Awesome..." He said. I breathed a sigh of relief as Link loaded up my file, and returned to making waffles. Many exclamations came from the living room. "He gets CHAINMAIL? Chainmail! And his Iron Boots go fweee to the ceiling! I wish my Iron Boots did that. His boomerang goes fwwwiiisssh too with tornados and stuff! Hah! Hero's clothes? Since when did my Kokiri Tunic get so elaborate? I like the stitching on the cap though..." To this, I both smiled and rose a eyebrow. And then..."WHAT IN NAYRU'S NAME IS THAT?" Squeaked Navi. I grinned. Midna.

When I walked back into the room, holding two plates of cinnamon waffles (With a square cut out of another one for Navi) , I saw Link keep pressing the button for Midna. "Hey. Waffles are ready! And her names Midna. She's a twili. With attitude. She lives in your shadow"

Link's face went white.

"But I don't wear pants"

Author's Notes/Afterthoughts/Review Replies/Cheese

Sorry it's short, but that was the perfect line to end on =DDDDDD Midna is too lucky...*grins manically* so yes, I wrote another bit because I was bored and I was watching Return of Ganondorf, and just had to write Link. Anyway, there are a few little tributes in this. The "He gets chainmail?" was inspired by Navi's line from Free as the Wind, a epic fic you must go read now. Midna and Link's Pantlessness was from a old comic by Hail-Nekoyasha, who does epic Zelda and Super Smash Bros comics. Midna remarks it's all well and good travelling in his shadow but she wishes he'd wear pants. And, how could I include Twilight Princess and not Midna? Hehe.

Reviews
NaruSaku - Heh, I'm a lover of many deities. Frith is from Watership Down. He is basically the sun, and the god of everything. And NO TOUCHIE. LINKY IS MINE. MWAHAHA.

Middddnaaaa! I think I replied to your review. I'm not sure. If I didn't, i'll be sure to this time around.