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"Hey Sessue, go wake up Johan and Judai for me, will ya?" Dante asked.

"Why do I have to do it?" Sessue whined.

Dante held up the currently burning chocolate cake in his hands. "You wanna take the cake?" They didn't even make the cake! They bought it, took it out of the box and it burst into flames!

Seems like Johan and Judai aren't the only ones who were trouble prone.

"Fine." Sessue rolled his eyes and left the kitchen. He raced up the spiral staircase and ran around the maze known as the second floor.

Dante set the cake down on the counter and pulled out a fire extinguisher from out of no where. He looked back where Sessue had left. "Hm… I wonder if I should've told him to wake up Judai first…" He shot the white stuff at the cake. He laughed. "Nah, I'm sure he'll wake up his son first."

"Ouch!"

"…Or not." Dante sighed. He waited until the fire was out to set the fire extinguisher down and calmly walked out of the kitchen and up the stairs. He took his time getting to Johan and Judai's room and he made a stop at another room to get something first. He walked into the room, saw Sessue and laughed.

"You sure took your sweet time getting here!" Sessue exclaimed, holding his bloody nose.

Johan and Judai were still asleep.

And what had happened?

Sessue decided to wake up Johan first since Judai could pretty much sleep through WWIII this early in the morning. He shook Johan a bit and didn't duck fast enough to avoid the fist that connected with his nose. Johan merely slept through it all.

"Sorry, I guess I should've warned you not to wake up Johan first. He's got one hell of a punch when he's sleeping." Dante apologized, opening the first aid kit. Neither of them found it necessary to keep their voices down.

"Ya think?!" Sessue exclaimed. "Why does he do that??"

The bluenette helped him clean up the blood. "He gets that from his mother. Sai does it to me all the time too so I'm used to it and I don't get hurt."

"Oh, so then you're the girl in your marriage?" Sessue asked with a smirk.

Dante flicked Sessue's nose to remove the smirk. "Hey, at least I didn't get my ass handed to me by my son's sleeping boyfriend."

"Ow! Fuck you!"

Dante shook his head. He looked back and saw their kids were still asleep. "Anyway, you never change, you know that?"

The brunette raised a brow. "Huh?"

The other gave him a handful of tissues. "Yeah, you never could take care of yourself and I always had to take care of your ass."

"Not true!" Sessue held up the tissues against his nose and tilted his head back a bit.

"Ha! Very true! Or did you forget how we met?" Dante shot.

"Um…"

~FLASHBACK!~

A twelve year old Sessue was standing on a swing while trying to go as high as he could. When he got to the top, he jumped off and landed some feet away on his skateboard.

"Woohoo!" he yelled when he saw he stuck his landing.

But he didn't see the stairs he was headed for.

"Oh sh—"

CRASH!!

His skateboard wheeled off somewhere while Sessue was lying on his back at the bottom of the stairs.

"Ow…"

A blue haired boy crouched down next to him and stared at him.

"…"

"Dude, that sucked." the blue haired boy deadpanned.

"Screw you!"

The boy crouching shook his head. He stood up and offered Sessue a hand. Helping him up, the two walked to a nearby park bench. The other boy opened up his backpack and took out stuff to help Sessue with his cuts.

"Why are you helping me? Who are you?" Sessue asked.

"I'm helping you because you need help. Don't read too far into it." The boy replied. "And my name is Dante."

"Well then thanks. I'm Sessue."

When Dante finished, he put the remainder of his stuff away and stood up. "See ya around."

And he left.

The next day at school during Sessue's first period, he found out there was a new kid in his class.

It was Dante.

They ended up becoming best friends and pulled pranks together just for the hell of it.

~END FLASHBACK!~

"Oh yeah, I remember that."

"Yeah, you were stupider back then."

"Shut up." Sessue frowned. "And you were more cold back then!"

"And I'm still cleaning up after your messes."

"Fuck you." Sessue stuck his tongue out at him. "Then we met the girls…"

Dante nodded. "Not the best way to meet our future wives."

~FLASHBACK!~

Two new freshmen girls ran around the halls of their high school, a mob of teachers after them.

Dante and Sessue, also now freshmen, were running around the school, knowing fully well where they were going. They also had a mob of teachers after them.

The boys were carrying buckets of red paint as they ran and the girls were carrying buckets full of lobsters.

The four rounded a corner, not knowing there were other people there too. They collided.

CRASH!!

"AHH!" Sessue yelled, trying to get the live lobsters off of him.

"AH!" the girls screamed when the paint landed all over them.

"You idiots!" they exclaimed angrily.

"You're the only idiots here! Who the hell are you?!" Dante and Sessue yelled back.

"Someone who's about to kick your ass!" the black haired girl said before jumping up and tackling Dante down. "This outfit was brand new!"

"Well that's not my fault!" Dante said, holding her off.

"Help me!" Sessue said, having a lot of trouble with the lobsters.

"Hell no. You guys should watch where you're going!" the brunette girl shot with an angry look on her face.

"Sailene!" a teacher yelled when the mobs of teachers met. "Kari!"

"Dante! Sessue!"

The four freshmen stopped.

"You four have a week of after school detention!"

"Ugh." The black haired girl got off of Dante and went over to the brunette. "Come on Kari."

"Coming," Kari replied.

They started walking away. Looking back, they said, "Later, losers."

They left and the boys were left dumbfounded.

Pinch Pinch Pinch

"Ouch! They left their damn lobsters on me!" Sessue yelled. "OW!!"

~END FLASHBACK!~

"…" Sessue and Dante stared at each other. Sessue's nosebleed was almost gone now.

"Damn." the brunette said.

"Back then, we probably would've hit someone if they even suggested we get together." Dante remembered.

"Oh yeah." Sessue agreed completely. "By the way…how did we get together?"

Dante stared at Sessue. "…You're kidding right?"

"No."

The bluenette thought about it for a bit. "Well I'll be damned, I have no idea how we got together either…"

"Ha! I'm not the only bad husband!" Sessue grinned.

"No, but you are the only idiot."

"…Shut up."

~Somewhere else with Kari and Sailene~

They were at the Yuki mansion while everyone else was in the Andersen mansion. The girls were staying there because they had had a girl's night out last night and had crashed there.

"Wonder what the guys are up to," Kari said as they finished baking cookies. Unlike their husbands and sons, they weren't as trouble prone as them and the stuff they handled in the kitchen didn't suddenly burst into flames or explode. At least, not most of the time.

"Dunno, probably something stupid as usual." Sailene said, looking over the cookies.

"They could be reminiscing."

Sailene grinned. "Wonder when the marriage thing is gonna come up."

Kari laughed. "Yeah. Anyway, let's get going, we should give them an early surprise."

Sailene nodded, got the fresh cookies and left.

Unlike Sessue and Dante Sailene and Kari met when they were babies and simply grew up together.

How their marriage happened was no secret to them. They knew perfectly well what had happened.

The four of them were in Vegas for a week, they got drunk, one thing led to another and when they woke up, they were married.

But Sessue and Dante didn't need to know that.

The girls just told them that they got married then there was an explosion and they all forgot everything. Dante had questioned why only the girls were able to remember that but they had just replied that they were lucky.

Well, they wouldn't call it luck exactly since the boys were disaster prone, but it was fun.

~Back with the Boys~

"So… how are we gonna wake 'em up without getting hurt?" Sessue asked.

"Dunno. Usually Johan wakes up right after he throws a punch." Dante walked over to Johan and shook him a bit. He ducked a fist.

Dante thought for a bit. Sailene was the one to wake him up in the morning when Judai wasn't around and alarm clocks never worked so how was he going to do it? An idea struck him. "Johan, wake up! Judai's in trouble!"

Johan's eyes opened and he looked around, seeing Judai right beside him and their dads in front of him.

"Liar." Johan deadpanned. He shook Judai a bit. "Judai, wake up."

Judai didn't wake. Johan tried again.

Judai moaned and mumbled, "Johan…"

Sailene and Kari chose that moment to come in. They looked at their kids, then their husbands.

Judai simply turned over and clung to Johan. The bluenette smiled at him.

Sailene giggled. Kari raised a brow at her husband who still had the bloody tissues to his nose.

"Damn, didn't know you to be a yaoi fanboy."

Sessue shook his head and left the room, muttering stuff about not getting enough respect in either home.

Monkey: Well, just thought I'd clear up a couple things about how their parents met and got together and such lol and since I came back from my trip before August, I'm updating early lol xD

Cookee: I updated a story like right after you left.

Monkey: I saw. I was like 'WTF O.O' for like five minutes. xD So anyway I'll be updating a lot this week to make up for the long wait.

Cookee: It's only been a couple weeks.

Monkey: That's too long for me, especially since this story is almost over...sad but true, eventually, this story will come to an end. =( But I've still got some more chappies to put up so the end won't come for a while. =D

Cookee: Wow. Can't believe you're actually gonna end this... Again, why do we talk here?? o.o

Monkey: It's fun. x3 See ya later everybody! :D