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POWER SURGE

Xmas Special

I groaned inwardly, stepping over the mass of green articles of clothing and various swords and shields, mostly variations of the Master Sword and Hylian Shield. It was Christmas Eve and while digging about in the warp trying to find the Lens of Truth, I'd managed to drag out another Link. Or should I say…Links.
That's right. Every incarnation of Link you could possibly imagine had recently arrived in my home and it was mania. Currently, Link and TP Link were sitting with me and my cousin in the living room, idly watching TV. Little Link was plotting world domination somewhere in the snowy garden with Red, Vio, Blue and Green, every now and then switching masks. The washing line had already suffered at the hands of an overexcited Fierce Deity. ALTTP Link and Oracle/LA Link were chilling in the spare room with my old Playstation one, having an in-depth discussion about Crash Bandicoot and Spyro. Minish Cap and Wind Waker/PH Link were flooding the bathroom upstairs. NES Link was beating the crap out of CDI and Anime Link, much to everyone's relief. Spirit Tracks Link had contented himself with my brothers old train set in the attic. Apparently, the new Zelda Wii Link was sneaking around selling the various Heroes pictures of Samus in…interesting poses, though I hadn't seen him.

I stomped upstairs, grabbing a handful of towels and trying to dry my bathroom. I glared at the two small boys in the corner who were trying to edge away from the scene. "You two! Go in the garden with the foursome and Little Link or help NES-y beat up those two annoying jerks, but stop flooding my bathroom! Oh, and if a dude who looks like a cross between my Link and Wolfy tries to sell you pictures…just say no, kay?" The boys ran off and I dried the floor, stomping back downstairs. I picked my way back across the various swords, shields and tunics, stopped Navi and Tatl from fighting for the fifth time that day, and slumped down onto the sofa next to Link (Or Time, as my cousin called him, to differentiate them all. But since he was the first Link here, he stayed as just Link for me) My cousin was in one of the chairs, Wolfy in the other. She was reading Twilight, much to my distaste. "I really don't know why you like those stupid Twilight books, Amber. Sparkly vampires indeed" Wolfy (or as we teasingly called him, Twiglet) pricked his ears at the mention of the word Twilight. "Did you say vampires?" my Link said, getting up. "Yeah" my cousin said idly. He suddenly pulled his Master Sword from the many on the floor, tugged the book from my cousins hands and threw it to the floor, decimating it with the Master Sword. He stomped back to the sofa. "Fricking ReDeads…" he muttered.

Some time later, a mischevious Oracle Link had found the drinks cupboard and now Wolfy, Past and Oracle Links were merrily and drunkenly singing "TRA LA LA, LOOK FOR SAAAAAHASRAHLAAA!", NES was cleaning the blood off his boots where he'd pummelled CDI and Anime Link into oblivion, Red, Vio, Blue and Green had stolen Wolfy's clawshots and were swinging from the ceiling. Little Link (currently Zora Link) was trying to remove his fin from where it was firmly embedded in the wall. Minish Cap and Wind Waker Link were dressed as ninjas and were jumping out of shadows at people. Spirit Tracks Link was still in the attic, and my Link was snuggled up with me on the sofa, fast asleep. He was adorable when he was sleeping.

Little Link had managed to detach himself from the wall and had turned back into a Hylian, and was now tugging at my sleeve. "Staaaars" he said, in his sweetest tone "Can I cuddle with you and my older seeeelf?" he batted his big, blue, puppydog eyes. How could I say no to the cute little kid? "Sure" I said, pulling him up onto the sofa and popping him between me and Link. He also snuggled against me. My cousin was pissed off about her Twilight book and had gone home.

Suddenly, Minish and Wind Link stopped being ninjas and pulled on Santa Hats. "Hey! It's midnight! It's Christmas! PRESENTS!" and all the Links gave a chorused cry of "PRESENTS" I meeped, cowering from the tidal wave of Hylians heading toward the tree. Only OoT Link remained, still curled up on the sofa with me. "Merry Christmas, Stars" he grinned, waking up and pointing upwards. Navi and Tatl were holding a branch of mistletoe above us. We both laughed and blushed, leaning in, and he planted a soft kiss on my lips.
Little Link giggled. "I SAW STARS KISSSSSING THE HEEEEERO OF TIMEEEE" he shouted to the tune of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"
Rolling my eyes, I yawned and snuggled back down onto the sofa, watching it rain wrapping paper as the Links tore at presents.
"HEY LOOK! IT'S A TALKING CUKEMAN TOY DOLL WITH 2 DIFFERENT PHRASES! WOW!" Oracle Link shouted excitedly. He pressed the button, the whole room bursting into song.
"TRA LA LA, LOOK FOR SAHASRAHLA! OH YA, YOU FOUND SAHASRAHLA! GOOD JOB LAAAA LAAA!"

Authors Notes

I loved Midna Hytwilians suggestion for all the Links...so I took it! MWAHAHAHAHAH
All together now! TRA LA LA, LOOK FOR SAHASRAHLA!
Again, Merry Christmas to all! Hope you got the presents you wanted. *Snuggles her Ocarina of Time mangas*