3. Dye

Puck POV

"Yes!" I screamed while flying excitedly into the air. Finally, after two days of brooding, I've come up with a way to get back at Sabrina. Nothing can stop me from avenging Kraven. Poor guy had to have a bath to get the make-up off. I walked over to my secret stash of pranking apparatus hidden in a hollow tree. It took quite a bit of rummaging but a finally found what I needed: 10 whole cans of chartreuse dye. Chartreuse just happened to be Sabrina's most hated color. Heck, does anybody like it? It looks like puke for crying out loud!

On a whim, I also grabbed some chartreuse hair dye. After all, it's not as if anything could go wrong. It's just hair dye.

Once Granny took everyone else on a much needed grocery run, I snuck into Sabrina's room and gathered every single article of clothing from her closet. Man, was this going to be good! I brought all of it into the bathroom, and followed the instructions on the cans of dye. A little more than an hour later every single piece of clothing she owned, other than the ones she was currently wearing, was an absolutely hideous shade of green. I hurriedly went back to her room and hung it all up again. Then I rushed back to the bathroom just in time to hear the front door open and the Old Lady yell, "Puck, we're home."

Crap! I rushed to finish my awesome prank, and haphazardly dumped out all her shampoo and refilled it with the dye. When that was finished, I washed any dye that had spilled over in the tub down the drain. Unfortunately that was when the Old Lady found me.

"Puck, you're taking a shower! Oh liebling, I'm so proud of you! You're finally maturing!"

I laughed. I mean, come on, isn't that just the funniest thing anyone's ever said. Me, take a bath? Oh that was rich! "Why would I do that?" I said between laughs. "I'm allergic to soap."

She looked disappointed, but it disappeared a second later to be replaced by a malicious grin. "Well, that's too bad then. I guess you won't be joining us for dinner."

"What are you talking about? I'm starving." As if to emphasize my point, my stomach growled loudly.

"It's a new house rule, Sabrina's idea actually. No dinner without having taken a shower sometime earlier in the day. I must say, it was a great idea. Daphne and Red thought so too." Oh Sabrina was dead. I'm so glad I went the extra mile and replaced her shampoo.

I sighed and agreed to take a shower, albeit grudgingly. But what else was I supposed to do? I needed food. Desperately. The shower only took about 5 minutes, so when I got downstairs, the food was still hot. Suddenly, and in unison as if they'd rehearsed it (which they probably had), the Old Lady, Sabrina, Daphne, and Red all looked up and burst out laughing, probably just to bug me.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"What did you do to your hair? It looks like puke," Sabrina said, between laughing fits.

Oh crap! I didn't. I couldn't have. Oh crap! I ran upstairs and went straight to the bathroom. Looking in the mirror, I found my hair to be the exact same shade of green as Sabrina's wardrobe. I groaned as I confirmed my suspicion that I must have used Sabrina's shampoo. I hate dye.

"PUCK, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES?" I heard Sabrina yell from her room. Well at least that part of the plan worked. I walked out of the bathroom to see her fuming in a pair of puke-green pajamas. Unfortunately, I was too put out by my hair situation to find it funny. Then something even worse happened. Daphne came upstairs,

"Awwwwwww! Look at the two love birds! They match! So when's the wedding? Can I be flower girl?" she said, enjoying the situation entirely too much.

Have I mentioned I hate dye?

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