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"…Wake up!!!" Kari and Sailene yelled one morning.

Johan and Judai woke up screaming, "We didn't do it!! …On second thought, we probably did…"

Their moms laughed.

Judai was curled up next to Johan who had him pulled close to him. The two sat up and looked at their moms.

"Nice. Anyway, you better get up, you don't wanna be late for a wedding," Sailene said.

"Who's getting married?" they asked her.

"You."

Johan and Judai laid back down. "Uh-huh…" They shot back up. "Wait, WHAT?!"

"Yep. You're having a wedding today whether you like it or not," Kari told them.

The two boys raised a brow.

"Why are we having a wedding?" Judai asked. Seriously, only their parents would do something like that. They don't see other parents putting their kids through the hells they went through on a daily basis!

"Well, you two are technically already married, so you're just doing a reenactment," his mom replied.

"And if we say no?" Johan challenged carefully.

"Well now, you wouldn't want all your friends to know what happened to you guys when you went to summer camp five years ago, would you?" Sailene replied with a smirk. There was no way their kids were getting out of this one.

Judai paled and clung to Johan. The bluenette hugged him close.

"You wouldn't dare," Johan said.

"We've got pictures and witnesses." Kari stated. "We would dare."

"So we can do this the easy way, or the hard way," Sailene told them simply.

"Our moms are scary," Judai whispered to Johan. He nodded in agreement.

"So what do you want to do?" their moms asked.

The boys looked at each other. They sighed, knowing there was no way they'd be able to win against their moms.

"…When's the wedding?"

---

"You know Judai, I don't get why you're so mad about this, I mean, you loved the dress when you were three," Kari said, helping Judai put on the veil.

Judai blushed. "Yeah mom, when I was three! I didn't know any better!" He sighed. "Why do I have to wear the dress?"

"Because Johan said hell no."

Judai's jaw dropped. "But I said no too!"

"Yeah, but you were the one originally in the dress." Kari took off the veil and tried again. "And it's just a reenactment so you're going back in the dress."

Judai frowned. "Where are our dads?"

"Business trip somewhere. They'll be here later today. Why do you want 'em?"

"So they can save us from this hell!" The veil covered his face. He sneezed several times. Something told him Rokuro had something to do with that.

"They can't help you now. You're doing the wedding."

"But the dress is uncomfortable!"

"Suck it up and be a man," his mom told him.

He stared at her through the mirror. "…You're kidding, right?" He sighed sadly when she shook her head. "Where's Johan? I wanna see Johan."

"It's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other before the wedding."

"But we're not really getting married."

"…Do you know you're wearing a wedding dress?"

"One more thing," Judai began, ignoring his mother's question.

"You ask too many questions."

"Why the hell are we inside the girl's locker room at my school?? School already started, so why is no one in here??"

"I arranged it like this."

"Why?"

Kari laughed. "Oh come on Judai. You act like you don't know. The wedding will be held here at school."

"WHAT?!"

Judai hoped Johan was having better luck than he was with all this mess.

---

"I hope Judai's having better luck than me," Johan mumbled. "Ow!" He looked up at his mom who had just pinched him. "Was that necessary?"

"You weren't listening to me and I was saying something important." Sailene told him.

"So… what were you saying?"

"Now you're outta luck." Sailene went back to trying to tame Johan's hair. "Oh my God Johan! Do you ever brush your hair??"

"Not really. This is what my hair gets like right after I shower. If I really want to, I'll brush it but it stays the same. Sometimes Judai brushes it after we go to the pool."

"I see." She poked him in the back. "Stand up straight, you're getting remarried soon."

"You know that's not a normal thing for a parent to say."

"You know we're not normal parents."

Johan shook his head and stood up straight. "Why are you and Kari so hell bent on me and Judai doing a reenactment of our wedding twelve years ago?"

"It's cute."

"That's it?"

"And funny."

"…Why are we in the boys locker room?"

"The wedding's gonna be here."

"What?! What do you mean here?!"

"Well yeah, where else did you think it was going to be at?"

"At one of our mansions??"

"We're calling a school wide ditch day but everyone's staying here. Your wedding will be in the gym and the reception out in the quad."

"What?? Well, who's gonna be the minister?"

"Mr. Kuyoski."

"So does this mean no chaos?" Johan had a feeling Rokuro was going to do something or maybe already had.

"This means only a small amount of chaos."

"Well that's something at least."

Sailene roughly pulled the brush back.

"Ow!"

---

In the in-house room, Rokuro sneezed twice.

---

"…Good morning to all," Mr. Kuyoski began, a little nervous of the situation he found himself in. The next parent-teacher conference, the four of them weren't going to be allowed in the school! "Ehm… I'm calling a school wide ditch day…"

The school cheered.

"But…"

The school groaned. There was always a but!

"You'll all have to attend Johan and Judai's wedding…"

The school stayed quiet.

Rokuro ran into the office where Mr. Kuyoski was.

"Woohoo!! Come on everybody! To the—wait where's this gonna be at?" Rokuro said into the phone the principal was using to broadcast his announcement to the school.

The school laughed.

"The wedding will be in the gym in an hour, the reception out in the quad."

"Then let's go everybody!" Rokuro exclaimed. "To the gym!!"

The school cheered and everybody headed off to the gym, it wasn't every day the principal called a ditch day or two guys got married there.

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"I'm gonna kill Rokuro… ACHOO!" Judai swore. He sneezed several times. "Can I take the veil off?" They were making their way to the gym after hearing Mr. Kuyoski's announcement.

Kari shook her head. "You didn't tell me you were sick."

"I'm not—ACHOO—I bet someone put—ACHOO—something on the—ACHOO—veil." Judai sniffed.

His phone vibrated. He got a text from Johan: Hey, how are you holding up?

Judai was about to type a reply when Kari took his phone away.

"Hey!" Judai whined. He stopped walking.

"No texting your husband right now." Kari put his cell in her pocket. "Now come on, start walking or I'm pushing you out, Johan's gonna be there in a bit."

"I don't wanna go out in a dress!"

"It's too late now. Now march."

Judai sighed. "This sucks."

---

Johan looked over towards the girls locker room. He pulled at the collar of his tux. The whole school was in the gym, watching him and waiting for Judai.

The gym actually looked nice, it didn't seem like a gym at all, well, except for the bleachers.

Mr. Kuyoski stared at the black book in his hands. "Hey Johan, how'd I get stuck doing this?"

Johan looked up at him. "Well our moms figured since you were pranked by them and you're pranked by us, you're pretty much a friend of the family."

"Joy."

The wedding music began. Johan looked back at the door leading to the locker room. The doors opened.

Then closed again.

"No! Never! I'm not going out like this with the whole school watching!" they all heard Judai yell.

"Get your dress-covered ass out there!" Kari yelled back.

"No!"

Johan smiled. Judai was just shy. "Judai!" He yelled. "Come on out! I wanna see you!"

The doors slammed open and Judai was pushed out. He had on a white dress with off the shoulder short sleeves. The dress wasn't long, it covered his feet but didn't have a tail. Judai sneezed and the veil lifted up a bit.

Rokuro smirked. Johan saw it.

If Rokuro wanted to mess with Judai, Johan was going to give him hell for it.

Judai reached Johan's side with a frown. They both had seen people take out cameras and phones to take pictures.

"I don't like this," Judai whispered.

"Don't worry Judai, I think you look great."

"We are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony…" And on Mr. Kuyoski went. Both Kari and Sailene had video cameras and were taping everything.

Judai continued sneezing throughout the long speech while Johan yawned. The speech was so boring! Judai yawned and leaned against Johan who was falling asleep. Judai missed and fell back, landing on his butt.

"Whoa!" he said.

The school laughed.

Johan, now awake, helped Judai up. Mr. Kuyoski continued with the speech through the commotion. The principal looked up at the two and saw they looked like they were planning revenge on him for being so boring.

He gulped. He continued on anyway.

Rokuro, who was sitting close to them, threw a rock at one of the candles by the two. The candle was knocked over and in the process, caught Judai's veil on fire.

"AH!"

Judai pulled the veil off and threw it somewhere where people dumped water on it.

"Man! I'm better off without the damn thing! It's too much trouble!" Judai exclaimed.

Mr. Kuyoski continued.

Johan pulled his phone out of his pocket and then put it back in. He texted someone without looking. Judai raised a brow and Johan just smiled when he finished.

While Mr. Kuyoski continued still, three doors slammed open. Three big security guards busted in.

"Rokuro!" they yelled.

"Oh shit." Was all Rokuro managed to say before the guards dog piled him.

Judai looked at Johan. "Did you…?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"I don't want him messing with you during our wedding."

"Aw."

The guards handcuffed Rokuro and dragged him down the bleachers but kept him inside the gym.

Mr. Kuyoski shook his head before continuing.

Finally, it was time for the vows.

Johan went first.

"I, Johan, take you, Judai, to be my husband, my constant friend, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward. In the presence of God, our family and friends, I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow. I promise to love you unconditionally, to support you in your goals, to honor and respect you, to laugh with you and cry with you, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live."

Smiling, Judai followed.

"I, Judai, take you, Johan, to be my partner, loving what I know of you, and trusting what I do not yet know. I eagerly anticipate the chance to grow together, getting to know the man you will become, and falling in love with you a little more every day. I promise to love and cherish you through whatever life may bring us."

Then they pulled out two flamethrowers and torched everything in sight.

…

Just kidding.

That's what the audience (including their moms) thought they would do. But they all saw that while Johan and Judai were holding hands and staring straight at each other, they saw that those two really were in love.

Mr. Kuyoski nodded. "If there is anyone who objects to this union, speak up now or forever hold your peace."

Johan glared at Rokuro who opened his mouth. His glare said, 'Say something and I'll be seeing you in Hell sooner than we both thought.'

Rokuro closed his mouth.

No one objected.

"Ok." Mr. Kuyoski nodded again, closing the book in his hands. "You may now kiss the…um…the…?" Was Judai the bride or the husband??

Johan and Judai leaned in for the kiss, both ignoring Mr. Kuyoski and saving him some trouble.

"…Well that works too." Mr. Kuyoski said. "I now declare you… whatever."

Johan pulled Judai close to him.

"Let's get this party started!!" the two newlyweds yelled happily.

They all went out to the quad where the cake was at. Kari and Sailene had replaced the candles with sparklers. But before the wedding began, Johan and Judai switched the sparklers with fireworks.

Their moms had given their cameras to two teachers who spent the rest of the day taping everything.

Johan lit the "sparklers" and … BOOM! Cake bits flew everywhere!

The guards brought Rokuro out in time to see the cake blow up. The greenette laughed at it.

The happy couple looked at each other and grinned. "Get him outta here!" They yelled to the security guards.

Rokuro stopped laughing. "What?! I didn't do that this time!"

The guards re-handcuffed him and dragged him inside the gym.

Kari and Sailene appeared with another cake. "We figured you two would blow it up one way or another, so we got a back-up cake too!"

The music was blasting and everyone was having a great time when suddenly Dante and Sessue showed up since their wives texted them to come to the school.

The two saw the gym full of wedding decorations and the quad the same. They saw the reception outside and Johan and Judai as the "bride and groom."

"Holy shit…" they began. "We're in-laws!!"

Then came the time to throw the bouquet.

Judai threw it from the top of the gym bleachers to the girls at the bottom.

Ms. Tamayori caught it. "…"

Rokuro, who had managed to temporarily escape the guards, walked by her and grinned. He had a snake in his hands. Ms. Tamayori screamed and ran away.

Johan was carrying a slice of cake and turned around, accidentally slamming the cake on Judai's chest, all over his dress.

"Uh… oh shit…" Johan said when he saw Judai raise a brow. Judai raised his hand and took a handful of cake and smashed it in Johan's face.

"Of course you realize," Johan began, the cake slowly falling off his face.

"This means war!" Judai grinned. Johan smiled and the cake fight began. Their parents joined up and got Mr. Kuyoski all at once in the face.

"…A friend of the family…great…"

Everyone else there joined in too.

After a couple hours, the party still continued.

Johan and Judai were at a table with their moms.

"This was a great joke mom," Judai said.

"Joke?" Kari asked. "What joke?"

"This one," Johan said. Judai nodded and ate a cookie. Johan drank a little bit of tequila.

"Oh that. The wedding wasn't a joke." Kari laughed.

"The wedding was legit. You guys are married now." Sailene added with a smile.

Johan choked on the tequila and Judai on the cookie.

"What?!" the two boys yelled. "Wasn't this just a reenactment?!"

"Well yeah, but when you were three it didn't count." Kari said.

"Now it does count." Sailene finished.

So that had been the reason why they were hell bent on getting them to do the reenactment!!

"Oh…" They said.

Johan smirked. "So then when's our honeymoon?"

Kari and Sailene laughed when Judai smashed more cake in Johan's face.

"That's it! I want a divorce! My husband's a perv!" Judai said. He got up and left the table.

"Oh Judai come on!" Johan said, getting up and chasing after him. "I was just kidding! Judai!"

Monkey: Ok, thank you soo much Emerald Twin Blade for the idea of the reenactment! She basically came up with the entire chappie, I just wrote it xD and I don't own the vows either! I got them from somewhere on the internet... xD Poor Johan, he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight xDD

Cookee: Nice.

Monkey: And please, don't hurt me for putting Judai in a dress!! n.n" So tired....

Cookee: 3...2...1...*Monkey falls asleep.* See you later everybody!