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The bell rang.

Mr. Shihomi shook his head and walked towards his door. In his class, if you were late, you got locked out.

Everyone was in his class except for the two newly weds.

"Honestly, I think those two got worse since they got married." He sighed and closed the door.

CRASH!!

Mr. Shihomi blinked several times before slowly opening the door.

Johan and Judai were on the ground in front of him, their skateboards flying off in two different directions.

Apparently, they had crashed into the door.

The two jumped up. "Hi Mr. Shihomi!"

"You know the rules," he told them.

"Oh come on! Please let us in!" Judai begged.

"Yeah! We really did try to make it on time!" Johan added.

"So then why are you late?"

"I thought it was Sunday," Johan replied.

"It's Wednesday." Mr. Shihomi stated. "And you?"

"My dog ate my alarm clock," Judai told him.

The teacher raised a brow. "You don't have a dog."

"You don't know that." Judai shot.

"Do you have a dog?"

"No."

"…"

Their classmates chuckled.

Mr. Shihomi pinched the bridge of his nose. "If I give you detention now, will you behave in class?"

"Sure."

"Ok. Detention."

"Sweet!" the high fived each other. "Fastest time so far! We're not even in class yet!"

"Ugh…"

~Fourth Period~

Ms. Takagaki placed her hands on her hips. "Well?"

"Yes?" Judai asked innocently. Johan bit back a grin.

"Should I even bother asking?" she… asked.

"Oh? Ohh… do you mean about our homework?" Judai titled his head to the side a bit.

The teacher nodded.

"My goldfish ate it." Judai replied simply.

The class giggled.

"…Do you even try?"

Judai didn't know what exactly she was referring to so he just opted for saying, "No, not really."

Ms. Takagaki looked at Johan. "And what's your excuse?"

"I did my homework. But last night I went to get a drink of water and when I came back, it was gone. But I swear I saw little green footprints leading under my bed." The bluenette replied easily.

The class laughed. Really, they could see why all their teachers hated them, but they were pretty damn funny to the students. A great form of entertainment.

"You know, I expect that sort of response from Judai," Ms. Takagaki said honestly.

"Hm?" Judai looked up, not having been paying attention after he spoke.

"Why?" Johan asked.

"Well, I thought you were the more serious one, the smarter one."

Judai looked at him. Johan shrugged.

"We've managed to prove most teachers wrong by this point."

Ms. Takagaki rolled her eyes. "Never thought I'd get tired of giving people detention."

"But we're aiming for a record!" the two said.

"And how's that going for you?"

Judai pulled out a list, a very long list that fell to ground as it rolled out. Johan also pulled out a list only it wasn't as long as Judai's. Judai's was of all the detentions they'd gotten so far and Johan's was of all the in-houses they'd had. They looked at each other then back at the teacher.

"We'd say it's going pretty good." They replied with a grin.

"Uh-huh… Detention."

~Lunch~

Johan and Judai were no where to be seen during lunch.

"Anybody seen the Dumbass Duo?" Manjyome asked, looking around.

"Nope. Why?" Asuka asked, putting down her drink.

"They framed me!"

"Oh? And how did they do that?" Edo asked.

"I don't know! But all of a sudden I got detention! I'm gonna get those two!"

"Yeah right." Sho said. "If it was possible to get revenge on those two, they probably would've been killed by the seniors already."

"Damn…"

The newly weds made their appearance in Ms. Shimure's English class.

"Johan? Judai? What are you two doing here? It's a B day, you don't have my class today," Ms. Shimure said upon seeing them, not noticing her class pale slightly and try to scoot their desks back.

"I came because I need a place to hide." Johan answered seriously. "I'm being chased by giant man-eating marshmallows!"

"I'm here to learn!" Judai piped in happily.

Ms. Shimure blinked several times. Her class smiled at the two, their fear going away. "…Huh?"

"We love English class!" the two said. The class bit back their laughter. They knew that was a lie.

"Um… well then, sit down?"

"No!" Judai said when he saw their were only two available desks. "I can't sit there! It's too close to the wall of Doom!"

The class tried not to laugh while the teacher raised a brow.

Johan looked at the wall. "I could blow it up for you if you want."

"Would you really do that??" Judai asked.

Johan nodded. "Sure. I don't like the wall either."

Ms. Shimure stared at them in complete shock. "Oh my God. You two really are demons! Like all the other teachers say!!"

"Demons?" Johan asked, faking shock.

Judai smiled. "We prefer angels in disguise."

"Get out of my class!"

"Aw, but we like it here," Judai said.

"I never thought I'd say this to you two, but…" Ms. Shimure stood up. "Detention!"

Judai pulled out the list and added that. "'Bout time."

Johan nodded. "That only took seven months to get."

"Yup." They turned around and waved.

"See ya!"

Ms. Shimure was in shock. "Those… those demons!!"

~Sixth Period~

Mr. Inaba stared at the two from the other side of the class. He literally didn't go within ten feet from them ever since his car blew up. And no matter how hard they tried, he didn't believe them when they said they had nothing to do with the explosion.

"Where's your homework?" he asked.

"Honestly," Judai began. "I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

Mr. Inaba felt his eye twitch. "And you, Johan? I mean, there must be a reason why Judai didn't copy your homework." He said sarcastically.

Johan grinned. "It's so perfect I'm having it framed."

The teacher stared at them. "…Detention."

The two high-fived each other. Mr. Inaba sighed.

"My God, giving out detention has now become a chore…"

"Too bad you don't get paid for it," Judai said.

"In-house too!" "Sweet!"

~Eighth Period~

Judai had gone to Johan's geometry class instead of going to his algebra class.

"Can Judai stay here?" Johan asked.

Mr. Kawasaki looked up from his computer where he was playing solitaire. "Sure."

They grinned and went to find two empty seats.

"Now what?" Judai asked, sitting next to Johan.

"Now we chill here till it's time for you to go back to algebra," the bluenette replied, ducking a paper airplane.

"Aw, do I have to go back?" Judai whined. "I don't like that class!"

Johan shook his head with a smile. Judai was so cute. "Yes, you have to go back. And I thought you were doing better since the snake incident?"

Judai nodded. "Oh, I am, I just don't like that class." He looked down.

Johan laughed when he heard Judai mumble something about evil talking rubber chickens from Hell.

When there was only five minutes left of school, Johan and Judai got out of their class without asking the teacher and went to Ms. Tamayori's class. Mr. Kawasaki didn't care since he was too busy playing solitaire.

"Judai, I don't think I've ever had someone as late as you in one of my classes. You are an hour and twenty minutes late!" Ms. Tamayori said upon seeing them enter. She saw Johan and ran behind her desk. "Why are you here?!"

Judai laughed a bit. "At least I came. And the only reason I was late was because Johan and I got locked in a janitor's closet which led us to the world of Narnia!"

Ms. Tamayori stared at them. "Judai, that was a wardrobe."

"Well it was a janitor's closet for us!"

Johan calmly took a seat closest to the door. "And I'm here cause I had nothing better to do."

"What do you want?" she eyed them, knowing there was no way they'd just come in and sit down without wanting something from her.

"Nothing." Judai replied, sitting on top of Johan's desk since the bluenette took the only seat available.

"Judai, that's not your seat."

"Well of course not, none of them are, none of them have my name on it."

The class quietly giggled.

"Then Johan, get out of here, you don't belong here!"

Johan looked at her and frowned. "I'm hurt, Ms. Tamayori. I thought I had finally found my place in this world and you turn it all around on me!"

The class chuckled.

Judai stared at her. "I always knew you were evil."

Johan and Judai had seen that they were pretty good actors so they decided to join theatre the following year.

Ms. Tamayori brought a hand up to her face and she proceeded to slapping her forehead. "Why? Why do you two do this to me?"

Johan looked around casually, having dropped the fake sadness. "We really don't have anything better to do."

Judai stared at the clock. They had a minute left. "You wanna see more? We can do more!" Ms. Tamayori's eyes widened and she moved her hands around in front of her, in an attempt to stop them. "No! No, no, no that's alright! Just go now!"

Johan rolled his eyes. "We can't leave yet."

"Why not?!"

Judai pulled out the list he'd had earlier. "We haven't gotten anything from you yet."

"Fine! Detention! In-house! Suspension! RPC! I don't care! Just get out of my class, please!"

Judai stole someone's pencil and added the detention. Johan stole someone else's pencil, pulled out his list and also added in the in-house. Johan nodded when they finished and they tossed the pencils somewhere behind them.

"Hey!" the two kids they'd gotten their pencils from said. They were easily ignored.

"Just another year of this and we'll have beat our parents."

"Really?" Judai asked, staring at both lists. "Just another year?"

"Yup. But if we wanna set a record that no one will be able to break, we'll have to continue on like this for the rest of high school."

They put the lists away and Judai grinned at his teacher right before the bell rang. "Isn't that great? We're gonna have so much fun!"

Ms. Tamayori sighed and sat down at her desk. She slammed her head down on the keyboard in front of her and repeated that a few times. She had known the second Judai had set foot in her class, that wide grin on his face, she was doomed. Doomed to hear stupidities, day after day after day. Doomed to face the hell that came with their pranks.

She lifted her head up and watched her students leave, Johan and Judai staying behind. They laughed and were the last to leave.

Damn. Her life sucked.

Her cell phone rang and she picked it up. "Hello?"

"Yo, Tama, it's me, Mifune."

"What do you want?"

"I called to tell you that it's time we fought back."

She blinked and sat up straight. "Fought back?"

"Yeap. All of us teachers that have Johan and Judai. We've got a plan. You in or out?"

She thought for a bit, remembering that she still had to get her revenge on both of them because of the snake incident. She nodded with a smirk.

"I'm in."

Monkey: Hope you guys liked the chappie! Ooh, I wonder what the teachers are going to do to fight back... xD

Cookee: Shouldn't you already know that?

Monkey: ...I should, but I don't xD I'll figure it out eventually, and if anyone has any ideas on what the teachers could do to them, that'd be great help!

Cookee: Thank you Yugiohfanfic26 who suggested the two finally get busted in English class.

Monkey: Ohh! I won't be writing a honeymoon chapter for this story, but Emerald Twin Blade will be writing a one shot honeymoon chapter! So be on the look out for that!! I can tell you guys now that her fic is awesome! xD

Cookee: See you later everybody!