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"Ok, all clear," Judai said in a whisper as the two quietly made their way down the hallway. Johan stayed close behind, looking back as he kept watch for anything that could stop their escape.

"Judai, is it just me or do you feel like we're being watched?" Johan asked, getting an odd feeling that someone was watching them.

"I've been feeling it too… oh no." Judai whispered, pouting. He stopped walking.

"What's—oh." Johan said simply when he looked up ahead to see what had stopped Judai.

The door in front of them which was the back exit of the Andersen mansion was covered with wood, nails and chains. The front door was the same and sadly, there were only two exits in that mansion. They were trapped.

"How the hell did they close off both exits so quickly??" Johan asked, raising a brow and wondering how their parents managed that so fast in the morning.

Judai sighed. "That's our parents for ya."

"You're damn right." a voice said. It sounded like an echo.

Johan paled and Judai followed suit. Judai ran for the window right next to the door and tried to open it but found it was super glued shut.

"Oh no you don't. You're not going anywhere." another voice said.

Johan looked around for a means of escape. Front door? Nope. Back door? Nope. Chimney? When was the last time they cleaned that? Oh that's right, never. So… Hell no! He gave a tired sigh. "Please, can't you let us go?"

"Not unless we're coming with you." yet another voice declared.

Judai walked back to Johan and lowered his head. "They got us…again!"

Johan placed his arms around his waist and pulled him close. He looked around.

"Alright. You can come." Johan mumbled.

Judai hid his face in Johan's chest. "Today's gonna suck."

"Where are you guys anyway?" Johan wondered. He couldn't see their parents anywhere.

Laughter was heard.

"Oh please, Johan, did you really think we were going to wait for you two to leave?" once again, another voice said.

"We're almost there." one of the earlier voices said.

The only thing keeping Johan from slamming his head onto the wall was the fact that Judai was right in front of him. He knew he felt they were being watched!

"Well, the cameras are new," Judai commented, lifting his face up. "And who knows, maybe today won't be so bad."

Johan looked down at him and raised a brow. "Do you really think so? Honestly?"

"Well…no." Judai sighed. "Come on, we should go, let's just get this over with…"

Nodding, Johan checked to make sure they had everything before going into the kitchen and coming out with an axe.

"Watch out Judai," Johan said, bringing the axe behind him.

Judai walked away and watched Johan swing the axe at the window.

CRASH!

Nodding in satisfaction, he tossed the axe somewhere behind him and got a hold of Judai's hand, pulling him towards the window.

Johan got out first and Judai climbed out after. Johan held Judai's hands when the brunette jumped down and kept a firm hold around his waist.

"Ready to face hell?" Judai asked.

"No but it doesn't matter because we're gonna face it anyway." Johan frowned, shaking his head slightly.

"True. Let's go, maybe there's a chance we'll beat them there."

Johan nodded. They quickly got on their skateboards and sped away.

---

"Honestly, I have to say that I expected this though I didn't think that they would actually set this up." Johan admitted, raising a brow as he looked around the front of their school.

Placed all around their school was the SWAT team.

Why was the SWAT team there? Well let's find out.

Johan walked to Mr. Kuyoski who was talking to one of the SWAT men. "Mr. Kuyoski, isn't this a little extreme?"

The principal dismissed the SWAT member and looked at Johan and Judai. "Perhaps, but you two know that I don't want to see your parents here, I don't think this school can handle that much chaos in one day." He paid closer attention to the two boys in front of him. "Why are you on his back?"

Johan was giving Judai a piggyback ride and Judai looked happy and comfortable.

"I fell off a wall earlier while riding my skateboard here and I think I hurt my ankle, I can't really walk on it," Judai replied as Johan shifted him around a bit so that he would be able to hold him better.

Mr. Kuyoski raised a brow. "You can get hurt?"

Judai stared at him. That was a weird question. "…Yeah…?"

"I see…" Mr. Kuyoski nodded before looking away and mumbling, "I didn't think that was possible…"

"Well, we'll see you later," Johan said.

"Why's that?"

"Because since our parents are coming, I know we'll be in your office by the end of the day." Johan deadpanned.

"I have the SWAT team here, I don't think they'll get through."

Judai and Johan laughed a bit. "Don't you know our parents?"

"…Dear God… you're right…"

Johan and Judai shook their heads when he started freaking out and decided to head on inside the school building.

Edo was the first person they came across. "Hey."

"Hey." was their reply.

They walked together to join up with the rest of their friends.

When Johan didn't set Judai down, Edo raised a brow.

"Why are you carrying him?"

"I fell off a wall earlier and I can't walk right. I think I hurt my ankle." Judai replied, for the second time in five minutes.

Their friends stared at them in shock.

"You can get hurt?!"

"You got hurt?!"

"How the hell did you get hurt?!"

"I didn't think it was possible for you guys to get hurt…"

This was said as simultaneously as possible.

Judai blinked. "Why do you guys think that?"

"Cuz you guys pull off the most ridiculous shit and never once get hurt." Jim stated.

Judai shrugged. "I was careless this time, I wasn't expecting the fall."

"Hey, why is the SWAT team here?" Sho asked, having just arrived with Ryo.

The older bluenette raised a brow. "I figured they were here for Johan and Judai but I guess not. By the way—"

"I got hurt." Judai cut him off.

Sho's jaw dropped. "You got hurt?!"

Judai rolled his eyes. On top of their parents coming for Take Your Parents to School Day, now he was going to hear this every few minutes. Great.

"The SWAT team is here because our parents are coming," Johan replied to Sho's earlier question. "But they're already here, the SWAT team can't even stop them."

"Why do you say that?" Fubuki asked.

"Cuz they're headed straight for us." Johan stated. Moving his chin to the side a bit to show them where they were.

Judai's eyes widened. "Holy…"

CRASH!!

Four pairs of skateboards went in different directions.

Johan lay at the bottom of the pile of humans. He had set Judai down up against the wall right before their parents crashed into them so Judai was safe.

Kari and Sailene looked around. They were calmly sitting on top of Sessue's back who was on Dante. All three boys were on their stomachs. "Hey, where's Johan?"

"Down here!" he yelled. "Get off! You four are heavy!"

Their moms jumped up and kicked their husbands off of Johan.

Sessue ended up on top of Dante (in a Johan-Judai position) who scowled and shoved him off.

Sailene helped Johan up and Johan then got down on one knee to give Judai another piggy back ride. Judai happily got on.

The parents looked at their friends that were staring at them with wide eyes and were trying to back away.

"Hi!" Kari said happily, waving at them. Sailene did the same. "We're their parents! It's nice to meet you all!"

"Yeah, what she said," Dante said, making note of the fact that their skateboards were no where to be seen.

Fubuki stared at them in shock. "Parents?! You guys look like you're our age!"

The girls didn't look that much older than Asuka and the dads looked like they were seniors there.

"Yeah well, they had to get their looks from somewhere, ya know?" Sailene said with a slight smirk.

"So… you guys aren't gonna blow anything up, right?" Edo asked warily.

The moms laughed. "No way. That's their job." They pointed to their kids.

"Why are you on Johan?" Sessue asked, staring at his son.

"I got hurt! What, do you guys want me to put a sign above my head saying that??" Judai frowned.

Their parents stared at him, surprised.

Kari was the only one who spoke. "…I didn't think that was possible…"

"Why does everyone say that?!"

"Cuz you two have pretty much cheated death your whole lives." Dante deadpanned.

Johan rolled his eyes and Judai sighed.

The bell rang.

Johan looked back at Judai who had his chin on the bluenette's shoulder. "I think I'd rather go and face all our teachers in a prank war than do this."

Judai nodded. "I hear ya."

"Come on you guys!" Kari said, pumping a fist into the air. "Let's go to class!"

"Ugh…" Johan and Judai said.

Their friends never thought they'd think this, but they actually felt sorry for them. None of their parents came because they didn't care or were busy with work and such.

The rest of their friends looked at each other. Today, was going to be a worse Hell than usual.

~First Period~

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Why's everyone so quiet?" Sessue asked, breaking the silences between them and Mr. Morimoto.

Dante rolled his eyes. "Idiot."

Kari went up to Mr. Morimoto. "So… how's teaching?"

"Fine until I met your sons." Mr. Morimoto said honestly.

Kari nodded. "That's good! Then our boys are doing exactly what we taught them."

"…Why are you guys all insane?"

"Well, we think it might be from when we were babies," Sailene said, not looking up as she texted someone on her phone. Really, the parents were worse than the students.

Judai was sitting across Johan's lap and had his head lying on the bluenette's chest. He was asleep. Johan was watching the conversation, as was every other student in the class.

"Really? Why? What happened to you guys?"

"I was fed alcohol as a baby instead of milk for like a week." Dante said, throwing a dart that he pulled out from no where at the white board. "I think that's what fucked me up."

"I fell a lot," Sailene said, putting her phone away and looking bored. "I was a very… adventurous baby."

"I was dropped. Several times. Within my first week of birth." Kari said, nodding a bit when she remember her parents telling her that.

Sessue opened his mouth to speak, then closed it when he found out he had nothing to say. "…Nothing like that ever happened to me…"

"Course not, you were born stupid." Dante shot.

"Fuck you!" Sessue threw a book at him and Dante ducked. It missed Mr. Morimoto by a few inches.

"Johan, Judai, detention." Mr. Morimoto said.

"What?" Johan asked, since he was the only one of the two awake. "Why?"

"Well, I can't give your parents detention."

"…" Johan sighed. This was going to be a long day.

~Second Period~

It was safe to say that Mr. Shihomi didn't even let the six in his class. He gave Johan and Judai detention for bringing their parents ("But it's take your parents to school day!" Johan had argued) and he asked why Judai was on Johan's back.

"I got hurt ok?! Will you people get it through your thick heads that I can get hurt?!" Judai had replied.

The two got more detention.

Johan was surprised that their parents were going to be the ones to give them the most detention ever.

~Third Period~

Sessue and Dante only had to get near the stove before it burst into flames.

"Morons." Sailene shook her head.

Ms. Kurata got covered in old water again. She turned to look at Johan and Judai who were already waving her off.

"We know, we know, detention."

~Fourth Period~

"So is insanity hereditary?" Ms. Takagaki asked, staying on the farthest end of the room.

"Pretty much." Dante nodded. He noticed that there were no other parents there. Oh well, that just added to the fun.

"Well, I think it was just us. I mean, I come from a family of street fighters." Sailene said.

Johan looked at her. "That explains the punching in our sleep, huh?"

"Probably."

"I come from a family of magicians," Kari said. "Though, my parents did pull pranks on people during Halloween. They sawed people in half and pretended that they couldn't put them back together again…"

"My family is full of pyromaniacs." Dante said. "Every time we got together when I was little, we would always burn down some kind of building…"

"There are a lot of clowns in my family…" Sessue said.

Dante nodded. "And that explains why you're such a moron."

"Why do you hate me so much??" Sessue asked.

"I don't. If I did, you'd probably be dead by now."

Johan and Judai held up a sign that said, 'DANTE: 1 SESSUE:0 SESSUE = LOSER!!'

Sessue pouted. "You guys suck."

"Well since you're disturbing my class, I'll give Johan and Judai detention." Ms. Takagaki said, shaking her head.

This time the two held up a sign that said, 'PARENTS: 1 TEACHER:1 JOHAN AND JUDAI:0 LOSERS = US…' They sighed and shook their heads.

~Lunch~

A bluenette walked down a hallway with a brunette close behind. He looked back at him. "Are you sure you can walk alright?"

The brunette rolled his eyes. "Stop asking me that. I'm fine. I'm not the one that got hurt."

"But—"

"Drop it already."

The bluenette shook his head. "You're so stubborn."

The other boy scoffed.

The two quietly made their way into several empty classrooms with spare keys the teachers didn't know they had.

They worked for the whole lunch period, going from class to class, making sure not to get caught.

A couple minutes before the bell rang, the brunette leaned against a wall and kept his right foot off the ground.

Turning around to look at the brunette, the bluenette smirked and crossed his arms over his chest. "I told you."

"I'm fine."

"No you're not."

"Yes I am."

The bluenette got down on one knee in front of the other boy. "Get on."

"No. I can walk. I don't need to be carried."

"Get on or I'll carry you the other way."

The brunette narrowed his eyes. "You wouldn't dare."

"I would. Now get on."

"Why?"

"…I don't want you getting hurt more so than you already are."

The brunette rolled his eyes and gave a small smile. "You moron."

"Maybe, but I'm your moron."

The brunette got on the other boy and two made their way to their next class, hearing the bell ring.

~Fifth Period~

Judai frowned. "Johan, where were we during lunch?"

"Not sure, I can't remember even going to lunch."

"Mom, Dad, do you guys know where we went?" Judai asked, looking at his parents who were sitting on the ground next to them.

"Nope. We don't keep track of you at home, what makes you think we'll keep track of you at school?" Kari replied simply.

"Why? What did you two do?" Sessue raised a brow. "Oh God, you two had another honeymoon, didn't you??"

"…Don't think so…" Johan and Judai replied slowly.

Dante gave Sessue a small glare, still a little peeved about having lost the bet a second time because of him.

"What's the big deal? I mean, it's not like you guys went and did something stupid again, right?" Sailene asked.

"Well, this isn't the first time we don't remember something, but I guess we're probably just forgetful." Judai said.

Johan nodded. Remembering that sometime during their honeymoon, both he and Judai had forgotten a few minutes of it. Right when…

"Ahem, Johan, Judai?" Ms. Shimure called.

"We know, detention."

"…No. I was going to say could you pay attention to my lesson…er… your parents as well."

"No." All six of them said.

"Ok. Now detention."

~Sixth Period~

"Holy shit! It's the Devil himself incarnated four times and their spawns from hell!" "Hey!" Kari said, frowning. "We're not the devil incarnate."

"We kinda are," Sailene pointed out.

"…Oh yeah."

Mr. Inaba went to the farthest end of his room while the six came in.

"Actually, I think we should just leave now," Johan said, stopping in the middle of setting Judai down in his seat.

"Why?" his brunette asked, looking up at him questioningly.

"That way, we can avoid the hell and get the detention now."

"That's true…" Judai nodded. "Ok." He once again got on his boyfriend-turned-husband's back.

"We'll take… four days detention, how does that sound?" Johan offered to the teacher. The class found it funny that Johan was the one giving out the detention instead of the teacher.

Mr. Inaba opened his mouth to speak but Johan cut him off.

"Ok, five days. Take it or leave it."

The teacher just shook his head and pointed at the door.

The two left, Judai still on Johan's back.

Their parents stayed.

"Aren't you guys going with them?" Mr. Inaba hoped the answer was yes.

"Nope. We have yet to cause hell here." Sessue said.

"Six days!" The two managed to hear as they walked down the hallway.

~Seventh Period~

Mr. Mifune sighed heavily. "I knew I should've ditched today."

He was currently hanging upside down from the ceiling, a rope tied around his ankles. He was hanging three feet above the ground. He was in the gym but the doors were opened so he could see his class.

Since it was a boys P.E class, the moms decided to walk around the school for the period.

Sessue and Dante thought it'd be funny to see Mr. Mifune upside down so they teamed up and the next thing the P.E teacher knew, he was upside down, swinging slowly.

"Johan! Judai! Walk around the track for the whole period!" he yelled at them with a megaphone.

Johan had been reluctant to put Judai down but as long as they walked really slowly, Judai was fine. Besides, the teacher didn't really give them much of a choice, he would not have one of his students carry another around the track.

Johan rolled his eyes. "I don't like getting in trouble when we're not the ones who caused it."

Judai nodded. "I know what you mean."

"So how's your leg?"

Judai stopped walking and stomped his foot down. "Ow!"

The other shook his head. "Wow."

The brunette winced. "There's always some dumbass…"

"... Are you talking about me?"

"Well who else? You're the only other person here."

The bluenette rolled his eyes. "You know that it's technically your fault."

"Shut up. Why didn't you stop it in time?"

The bluenette shrugged. "I thought you would."

Sessue and Dante walked over to them. "Hey you two."

The two boys stared at their dads. The dads each raised a brow.

"When did you guys get contacts?"

The two looked at each other and closed their eyes. When they opened them, they were normal.

Dante and Sessue looked at each other. "Weird…"

Judai looked at them. "Hm? When did you guys get here?"

"…About a minute ago." Sessue replied.

"Really? Didn't noticed you there." his son said.

"…" The dads looked at each other again. Their sons were weird.

Johan looked back at Mr. Mifune who's face was turning red from being upside down for so long. "So are you just gonna leave him like that?"

"Pretty much." Dante said.

"Ok."

And they spent the rest of the period walking very slowly around the track.

~Eighth Period~

Kari and Sessue went with Judai to algebra while Johan went with Sailene and Dante to geometry.

Judai nearly cried when they pulled him off of Johan.

Once the period was almost over, Johan got up and left the class.

Sailene and Dante watched their son leave then shrugged and went back to playing poker with Mr. Kawasaki.

Johan made it to Judai's class and the brunette was already standing outside the door.

Judai happily got on Johan's back and the two went to the roof of their school. Earlier, they had decided to leave their last class before their parents so they wouldn't be found.

"Johan?"

"Hm?"

"Was I too much trouble for you today? To carry me around everywhere, I mean." Judai released his hold around Johan's neck and played with his blue hair.

Johan shifted him around so as not to drop him. "Of course not, Judai. The only trouble I've had today was our parents."

"Yeah… but we are soo getting them back on Take Your Child to Work Day."

"When is that anyway?"

"Next week."

"I see."

They spent a couple minutes in silence just enjoying the other's presence when suddenly…

EXPLODE!!! (x5!)

"Holy shit…" Johan said, walking over to the edge of the roof when he heard the screaming.

Apparently, five different classrooms had had several explosions in there at once. No one was hurt but everyone was scared out of their minds.

"Judai, did you do that?" Johan had to ask.

"I've been with you the whole day," Judai pointed out.

Johan frowned and went back into the school.

"JOHAN! JUDAI! DETENTION!!!" Several adults yelled at once.

"Mom, dad, did you guys do that?" The two asked when they saw their parents walking through the smoke simply and nonchalantly.

They shook their heads.

"We told you," Kari began.

"Any explosions were up to you guys," Sailene finished.

"So does that mean that you guys didn't do that?" Dante raised a brow.

Johan and Judai shook their heads. "No."

"Huh… well that's a first." Sessue said.

The SWAT team came running towards them and the parents ran away from there saying,

"WE'LL SEE YOU AT HOME!!"

Johan began walking in the direction where the classrooms that exploded were.

They noticed that they were five of their classrooms.

"Johan, why are we here?"

"We had to get here before the SWAT team, I wanted to check something out."

He kneeled down and Judai got off him and sat on a desk after he checked if to make sure it was sturdy. He watched the bluenette look for something.

Johan raised a brow. There was a small ball underneath one of the desks there that hadn't blown up. It was clear and contained rainbow colored powder.

That was the stuff he and his dad used to make things explode.

So why was it here? Their parents had said that they didn't do it.

And no one else knew how to make that powder but them, not even his mom or Judai's parents.

Johan remembered that both he and Judai had no idea of what happened with them at lunch.

"I wonder…"

"What's wrong Johan?"

Johan pocketed the small ball and stood up, smiling. "Nothing. Let's go, shall we?"

Judai nodded and got on Johan after he kneeled down. He was happy and didn't care about the explosions.

Johan on the other hand was thinking. He wondered if this was the same thing that caused that explosion with Mr. Inaba's car that those two didn't do.

But what was going on?

Oh well, they'd all find out soon enough.

Monkey: Ok, thank you Yugiohfanfic26, Emerald Twin Blade and Shiori Kazama for all your ideas! I know that you guys were probably expecting the Teachers vs Johan and Judai chappie, but that won't come for a couple more chappies. x3

Cookee: Isn't this story almost done?

Monkey: Yup! Only a couple more chapters left! By the way, can anyone guess what's going on with Johan and Judai and who or what is really causing those explosions?? xD It should be pretty obvious now, but I didn't come up with it until I talked to Emerald Twin Blade who suggested it xD

Cookee: And if you guys still have ideas about what the teachers could do to them in the prank war, we're open for ideas.

Monkey: Okay then! See you later everybody! xD