DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Twilight Saga, the genius that is Stephanie Meyer does.
So yeah, last chapter lacked charisma, hopefully this ones better. Any ideas review them to me! THANKS!
LaLaLee 24th December 10:47
Hey guys. I've made up with both my dearest mother and Alec. So yeah, I won't go emo on you guys. EVER AGAIN! But I have a secret to tell you, dare I say it.
BUT VAMPIRES EXIST!
I had to say it, I dared myself.
And you wanna know how they exist? And in what form?
The form of MOTHER dearest.
Yes. She's a vampire; well technically she's HALF vampire. WOW!
She confronted me about it today, I thought we'd be having the TALK once again, and maybe she'd tell me I shouldn't go too far with Alec.
You know, jump into a bed. That kinda thing. But no, she told me she was a half-breed.
"Leeta, there are other things that exist in this world, beside humans" she started by saying.
"Yeah, Duhh…Animals!" I tried to sound witty, that doesn't really work for me either.
"Technically, we are animals"
"Tec_" she cut me off.
"I mean other species, other mystical creatures"
"TINKERBELL EXISTS? Cause last time I checked she was just a character from some film" I began to fear my mum was going crazy. Or maybe this was some sort of reverse psychology. I tried playing her at her own game.
"No, I'm talking about the dangerous type, bloodsucking time, VAMPIRES!"
I started laughing, my mum had finally lost the plot, she really needed to keep off that caffeine but NO… she never listened she just drank it all day, everyday.
"Don't laugh, you know how you never met your grandfather, he was my father right?" I stared at her straight in the eyes. Did she think I was STUPID? JHEEZ LOUISE!
"No mom, he wasn't he was your pet dog." I tried again with the sarcastic yet witty remark.
"No time for sarcasm." She gave me a look, a look that read SHUT UP. Or I'll kill you, using a wooden spoon.
I know that joke was lame, DEAL WITH IT!
"He was a vampire." She stopped. And stared, waiting for me to take it in. "Your grandmother was human, and I'm a half-breed, half vampire, half human. That's why your pathetic little boyfriend told you to keep away"
"I really don't blame him. But then again, I don't believe you" I was scared. Very scared. This was a beyond a joke.
"I don't how I can prove it to you…" she stopped, and thought for a minute. She smiled. "Would you like a cookie?"
"Erm, if that's going to help you prove anything. Sure mom!" How pathetic can a woman of 38 be?
Within seconds, actually within a fraction of a second mom had gone to the kitchen and before I could blink was in front of me with a cookie.
I stared, and gave a laugh gasp. One of those gasping laugh things, work it out for yourself.
"Your not lying?" I whispered. "Then how did Alec know?"
"I can't tell you that go to your room! I still have to wrap your presents, so…" she smiled. I stared. Her teeth did look sharp, hmm. SUSPICIOUS.
I trailed to my room. With the cookie in hand.
And all I could think was, WOW! Now my mom was a freak too, WHATS THE WORLD COMING TO?!
SO DUDES
Sorry, the last chapter was pretty crap… but it was kinda a build up.
And my keyboard was being dumb, so yeah!
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