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"I regret taking them to work." Dante stated before drinking an aspirin.

Sessue reached out for the bottle. "I have a headache too, let me have one."

Dante shook the bottle. "I got the last one, sorry."

Sessue glared. "Damn it."

Sailene and Kari ran down the stairs, happy as always.

"Why don't you two have a headache??" Sessue asked.

Kari thought for a bit. "We didn't drink yesterday…?"

"We don't have a hangover," Dante replied.

"Oh, well then you two just can't handle the demons that are your sons." Sailene grinned.

Dante rolled his eyes. "Yesterday was horrible."

Kari nodded. "For you."

"For the whole building! I'm surprised we didn't get fired!" Sessue exclaimed.

Kari frowned. "I can hear you just fine, no need to yell."

Sessue sighed. "Sorry, I have a killer headache."

"Try some alcohol, it always works for me." Sailene said, making some coffee for herself and Kari.

Sessue stared at her. "Thank God I married the sane one."

Dante looked at him. "Speak for yourself."

~Flashback!~

"So this is where we work," Sailene informed, making her way to her and Kari's office.

The place they were at was only one of their jobs. The girls were also fashion designers, proving it easily when they made Judai's dress. And the boys were their (un)lucky male models. Why they even worked was beyond their kids, seriously, they had enough inheritance money that would last them until their great-grandkids had kids. Too bad they weren't going to have any kids at all.

"Your fathers' office is across the hall." Kari said.

Judai looked up at her. "Do we have to stay with you guys today?"

"Well, technically yes, but you'll probably blow something up, so go cause chaos somewhere else. Preferably Deyano's office." Sailene replied.

"Isn't that your boss?" Judai asked.

"Yeap. Hate 'im. God help him when he finally fires us." Sailene deadpanned. Kari nodded in complete and total agreement.

"Alrighty, now off you go!" and she shoved the two boys out the door.

Johan and Judai looked at each other and grinned.

"Ready to cause hell?" Johan asked.

Judai nodded. "Oh yeah. It's payback time!"

They took off running, not noticing that just about every other worker there was scared shitless of them. And they had good reason to be. They were the offspring of the, not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR diabolical maniacs they worked with!

…Someone help them.

…

At first, things weren't so bad.

Granted, most people were now stapled to the wall, but that could be fixed… eventually.

"What the hell is going on out here?!" Mr. Deyano asked, stepping into the lobby.

Employees everywhere were screaming.

"I'm gonna get you, Johan!" Judai said playfully, aiming a stapler at him.

Johan jumped over a counter and hid. "Not a chance, Judai!"

"You two! Who the hell are you?!" Mr. Deyano asked. He noticed they looked like some of his employees. "… Oh my God! You're their kids!"

Johan and Judai aimed their staplers at him and fired.

Although the employees were scared, they still found that funny.

Dante opened the door to his and Sessue's office. Then he closed it.

"Hm… I wonder what's going on out there. What do you think, Sessue?"

Sessue was busy talking to some lady on the phone. "Listen lady, I don't want to know about your damn cat family tree! I called cuz I'm a telemarketer, it's what I do! …NO I don't want to talk to you! …NO I will not marry you, are you crazy?! I'm married and I already have a son! …NO I don't wanna set up my son with your granddaughter! …I will NOT go… check your corn?" Sessue stared at the phone in his hands. Dante raised a brow at him. "Listen you crazy old lady! I… Well EXCUSE me! How am I supposed to know you're sensitive about your corn?!"

Dante stood in front of Sessue's desk. "Tell me something, are you even calling in the right area?"

Sessue looked up at him then back down at his phone. "I have no idea," he mouthed. "NOO I'm not an evil alien from Mars come to kill your cats and dye your corn blue!"

Dante rolled his eyes. "Honestly Sessue, your stupidity astounds me." He placed his hands over Sessue's and looked him in the eye. Sessue backed up a bit in his seat. Dante took the phone out of Sessue's hands and replaced it. "That's all you have to do. And you know you're the only one I know that bitches out the people you talk to, instead of the other way around?"

Sessue looked away with a slight blush. "Whatever. And back off, you're reminding me of our kids."

Dante stared at him with an eyebrow raised. "You wish."

Sessue looked back at him, shocked. "What?! Dante you—"

The door slammed open. Kari looked from Sessue to Dante and back. "Right. Yaoi moment. Sorry to interrupt."

The boys blinked and then realized how close their faces were.

"Not a chance in Hell." they said, looking away with a slight blush.

Kari laughed. "Anyway, Deyano called, wants you guys in his office ASAP."

"Why? We haven't done anything today," Sessue said.

"You guys haven't, but your sons have."

"Oh, so they're our sons now?" Sessue raised a brow.

"When they could possibly get you fired, yes." Kari deadpanned.

Dante shook his head. "We'll be right there."

When they got there, Mr. Deyano was pissed. Not to mention, his suit was completely wrecked. Looked like he had ripped it in various places.

"Hi Mr. Deya—" Sessue wasn't allowed to finish.

"YOU!! Your demon kids are destroying my building!!!"

"Can our insurance cover this?" Sessue whispered to Dante.

"Probably."

"Then you can bill us later." Sessue waved a hand around, dismissing Deyano's pissed off vibes.

They left the office and ran back to their own, Mr. Deyano left to scream in rage by himself.

The rest of the day had Johan and Judai mess around with the poor building.

First, they hacked into the PA systems and played ridiculous songs until they were finally caught.

Then they brought a hose in there. How they got a hose into the building was beyond even their parents, but enough was said with the hose.

Then they had the idea to tie Mr. Deyano upside down outside their dad's office only because their parents had done that to Mr. Mifune.

Judai and Johan went into Mr. Deyano's office.

"What are we gonna do here?" Judai asked, looking around the boring office room.

Johan brought out a clear bag full of those rainbow balls.

Judai looked curious. "What are they?"

Johan had never shown him the exploding rainbow balls before. "They're full of exploding powder. It's a secret recipe with me and my dad. One of these days, I'll show you how to make them."

"Cool! Let's blow things up!!"

They blew up Mr. Deyano's office and three others for the hell of it.

~End Flashback!~

Sessue massaged his temples. "Don't forget how they made EVERY SINGLE phone in the building ring at the same time."

Dante nodded. "Didn't some people faint?"

Sailene and Kari sat at the table with coffee in their hands.

"Yeap." Sailene replied. "Mr. Deyano nearly had a heart attack."

"… Why weren't we fired?" Sessue had to ask.

Kari sipped her coffee before answering. "Because we threatened to blow up the building if he fired us."

"God help him when he finally does." Sailene repeated.

Johan and Judai walked down the stairs. "Good morning!!"

Sessue nearly screamed. He hid behind Dante.

The latter clapped. "Congratulations you two. You two are now men. You've finally scared the shit out of Sessue."

"I'm not scared!" Sessue snapped.

Judai walked towards his dad in an attempt to give him a hug.

Sessue screamed and ran behind Kari.

Judai blinked. His eyes watered. "My dad doesn't love me anymore!!" Johan hugged him from behind. "Aw come on Judai, of course he loves you." He looked up at the older Yuki. "Right, Sessue?"

Kari smacked her husband after he stayed silent. "Well?"

"Ow." Sessue rubbed the back of his head. "Why does everyone gang up on me??"

"You're fun to pick on." Dante replied casually.

Judai turned around and hid his face in Johan's chest. "He won't reply!!"

Johan glared at Sessue as he rubbed Judai's back. "Right, Sessue?"

Sessue blinked several times. "… Right! Of course! Of course I do!" He gave a weak grin.

Judai turned around, happy as ever. "Yay!"

Dante shook his head at his best friend. "Sad."

"Your son is scary!" Sessue murmured to the Andersen parents. They shrugged.

"Then we've raised him right."

"Johan! I'm bored!" Judai whined.

Johan thought for a bit. "Wanna go skydiving?"

"Ok!" Judai grinned. With a wave to their parents, the two ran out of the house.

Sailene watched them leave. "Damn, Judai has mood swings."

Kari shrugged and sipped more of her coffee. "Probably pregnant."

"True, they did go on a honeymoon after all." Sailene agreed, finishing up her coffee.

Dante blinked several times and walked out of the house in silence. He didn't need or want to hear anymore.

Sessue paled and ran, following Dante out.

The girls grinned. "That was too easy."

---

"Johan, where are we?" Judai asked.

"I'm not sure." Johan replied.

EXPLODE!! (x6)

Judai clung to Johan. "Johan?"

The bluenette looked around. They were in a forest. Even thought they bought a jet and randomly jumped out after a few hours, they were unharmed.

"Judai, I think I know where we are," Johan spoke.

Gunshots rang in the background.

"Where??"

"We landed in the middle of a war."

EXPLODE!!

"Man! I knew we should've turned left at that giant puffy cloud!" Judai pouted.

Johan laughed.

---

EXPLODE!!

Judai groaned. "Johan, I can't sleep." He was sitting in Johan's lap, trying to get some rest since it was nearing midnight.

Johan yawned. He played with Judai's hair a bit. "Just ignore the explosions, they'll end soon."

EXPLODE!!

Judai frowned. "I didn't even know there was a war going on right now. Why can't school ever teach us something useful like that?"

"Why?"

"So we know not to skydive right into the middle of it!" Johan chuckled. "Oh Judai."

EXPLODE!!

Judai picked up a fruit that was lying next to them. Earlier, they had gathered plenty of fruits so they wouldn't go hungry. He took a bite of it. He grimaced.

"Bleh. It's sour."

Johan raised a brow. "Really? I thought it was sweet."

Judai turned to look at him and felt Johan press his lips against his. The bluenette pulled away and kissed his cheek. Judai blushed.

"I told you it was sweet." Johan whispered into the brunette's ear.

Judai's blush deepened.

EXPLODE!!

The two pranksters frowned. So much for their moment.

EXPLODE!!

"They're asking for it," Judai mumbled.

EXPLODE!!

"… Let's go." Johan stated. He wrapped his arms around Judai's waist and lifted him up as he stood.

"Go where?" Judai threw the fruit somewhere behind them.

"Let's go end this war."

---

"Where do you guys think Judai and Johan ran off to?" Kari asked, drinking some coke. Johan and Judai had left nearly twelve hours ago.

Sailene shrugged, taking a drink of her beer. "Knowing them, probably right into trouble."

Dante and Sessue walked into the house.

As they did, an earthquake happened.

Things fell to the ground as the whole place shook. Kari and Sailene looked nonchalant through it all and continued to drink their drinks while Dante and Sessue looked bored.

Half a minute later, the earthquake ended.

"Twenty bucks says Johan and Judai were the cause of that." Kari stated. Sailene nodded.

"Damn it!" Sessue said. She beat him to it.

Dante pulled out twenty bucks. "I feel like we're whipped."

---

Johan and Judai settled down comfortably where they had been earlier.

"Do you think we overdid it with the rainbow balls and the bubble gum bazookas?" Johan asked as Judai made himself comfy on Johan's lap.

"Nah, they had it coming." Judai yawned. "Night Johan."

Johan kissed him. "Night Judai."

---

"… Rainbow smoke! What happened last night no one is sure, but it's safe to say the war is over in…"

Dante stared at the scenes of the rainbow smoke that were taken last night. He whistled.

"Well I'll be damned… Those two stopped a war…"

Sessue came out of the kitchen reading a text on his cell. "Dante, change the channel to 125."

He did so. Kari and Sailene walked down the stairs and stopped halfway when they saw the news.

The background showed the police apprehending a group of terrorists. In front of the camera were…

"Judai and Johan??" the parents asked.

Apparently, Johan and Judai had saved a plane from a group of terrorists.

The female reporter on the TV spoke. "So you're telling us that you weren't afraid of the terrorists on the plane?"

"Nope." Johan said simply.

"My math teacher is scarier than them," Judai said innocently.

The lady chuckled. "This world needs more kids like you."

"No, no it doesn't," the four parents deadpanned.

"So what do you plan to do now?"

Johan sighed. "Go back to school. We have in-house today."

The lady turned around. "Oh! Well there's your ride! A private jet, just for you!"

"Good God," the moms said.

"I can't believe they see our sons as heroes," Sessue shook his head. "It's the end of the world!"

Dante shrugged. "It was a crappy life anyway."

---

As they rode in the jet, Johan and Judai talked about what they would do next at their school.

"I saw we put a lot of hot sauce in Ms. Tamayori's food." Judai said eagerly. Johan laughed.

The two suddenly stopped.

"That was fun, wasn't it, Haou?" the bluenette asked.

"Hn. I guess." The brunette replied. "Jehu, we're heading into in-house, aren't we?"

Jehu pulled him close. "Mmhm." He trailed kisses down Haou's neck. "Why?"

"I think today will finally be the day Judai and Rokuro face off."

"Interesting." He continued to kiss him.

"Jehu?"

"Hm?"

"Knock it off!" And Haou shoved Jehu off of him and out of his seat.

"No fair Haou, I know you liked it."

Haou rolled his gold eyes and blinked.

"Johan?" Judai asked curiously, staring at Johan's amber eyes and the fact that he was on the ground.

Jehu smirked and stood up. He sat down next to Judai and leaned over. He kissed him deeply, making Judai blush. He pulled away and whispered, "I love you."

Jehu smiled and blinked.

"Johan?" Judai squeaked out.

The bluenette blinked a couple times and shook his head. "Hm?"

"What was that?"

"What was what?"

Judai stared at him. "The kiss…"

Johan opened his mouth to reply, but he was cut off.

"We're nearing your school, what would you like to do?"

Johan and Judai forgot everything that just happened and grinned.

"Let's jump out! Let's jump out!"

---

The two entered the in-house room happily.

"Well, well, it if isn't our little heroes."

"Hey Rokuro," Johan greeted. Judai frowned.

"Rokuro."

"Judai."

The brunette took two steps forward and stepped on a button that released three giant water balloons filled with green goop.

SPLAT! (x3!)

The room grew quiet except for Rokuro's laughter.

"Revenge is sweet," he said.

Judai wiped the goop off his face as best as he could. "Yeah? Well payback's a bitch!" He chased Rokuro around the room while Johan watched in amusement and slight fear.

"What is your problem with me?!" Judai asked.

Rokuro laughed. "I don't have a problem with you."

"What??"

"You just have a prankable exterior and I'm bored."

Well, at least he didn't say fuckable.

"WHAT?! I'll kill you!!"

Johan sat down, amazed at how Mr. Janyeru could sleep through Judai's yells. But the bigger thing on his mind was the explosions.

On the plane ride home with the terrorists (which they really didn't do much to, all they did was scare them really, with a couple of rainbow balls, bubblegum bazookas, giant hammers, and things like that… which reminded him, how the hell did they manage to get on board with all that with them?!) there had been a rainbow colored explosion just before the people did anything, which caused Johan and Judai to do something after they began their plan.

Johan frowned. No one but he and his dad could make that powder! If they were off in the making of it even by a little, the powder would turn black and not work. Only he and Dante knew exactly how to make it. But if it wasn't him or Dante, then what the hell was going on?! And why did he black out for a bit on the jet ride to school??

EXPLODE!!

"Hm?" Johan looked around and saw a giant hole in one of the walls of the room. Rokuro and Judai jumped out of the hole and continued to run around the school.

Johan blinked. "Oh boy." He stood up, jumped out of the hole and followed Judai and Rokuro.

Ms. Tamayori stepped out from the shadows and pulled out her cell. She dialed a number. "Mifune? Yeah, we'll strike next week."

Monkey: Thank you Emerald Twin Blade, Shiori Kazama and Yugiohfanfic26 for the ideas!! Bet you guys all thought I'd forgotten about this story, huh? xD

Cookee: Didn't you?

Monkey: NO. u.u" I just had some writer's block, no big deal xD And THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED! It's Haou and Jehu! How many of you guys guessed that it was them?? x3 And YES!! THE TEACHERS WILL FIGHT BACK IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!! WOOHOO! I CAN'T WAIT xD

Cookee: And when will you update that?

Monkey: ... I'll get back to you on that one ^^;

Cookee: Nice.

Monkey: Well, hope you guys liked the chapter! See you later everybody! xD