Monkey: Happy Halloween everyone!! I own nothing!!
Edo and Manjyome walked into the school in the morning and nearly walked back out.
Manjyome shivered. "What the hell?"
Edo looked around. "It feels like…"
"This week is going to be Hell." Jim stated, coming up behind them with Kenzan.
"Exactly," Edo nodded.
Manjyome looked confused. "Why? What's going to happen this week?" Everyone stared at him. "What?"
"You mean you haven't heard?" Kenzan asked.
"Heard what?"
"The rumors, what else?" Asuka replied, walking with Sho.
"What rumors??"
"The rumors of Johan and Judai," Sho said.
"… Those two seriously went on a honeymoon?!" Manjyome took a couple steps back in shock.
"That's old news." Fubuki said as he and Ryo joined the gang.
"It's sad that you have no idea what's about to happen in this school," Ryo commented, shaking his head at the raven who was usually aware of the happenings at their school.
Manjyome frowned. "Oh, and like you know what's going to happen?? What's everyone talking about??"
Ryo wasn't called the King of their school for nothing. "Simple. This week will be complete and utter Hell."
"Well that doesn't tell me anything! This school is usually always Hell if Johan and Judai are here!" Manjyome exclaimed.
"Two words," Ryo showed him two fingers. "Prank," he lowered one finger. "War."
Manjyome blinked. "… Prank war? Between Johan and Judai??"
"And people call me stupid," Fubuki shook his head.
Ryo pointed his remaining finger to the main entrance of the school. "Between their ten teachers and Johan and Judai."
Manjyome paled. "Oh God…"
---
Johan and Judai stood outside their first period. They were late, but that didn't really matter, Mr. Morimoto didn't care about tardies.
"You know what today is, right?" Johan looked at the excited brunette.
"Oh yeah! First day of the prank war!"
And how had they found out about the prank war the teachers wanted to start with them? Simple, they overheard Mr. Mifune talking about it to Mr. Kawasaki one day in the teacher's lounge. The teachers probably knew they were there, but it didn't really matter, everything was set up and the teachers were ready to fight back.
Johan nodded. "Wonder what they'll do…"
Judai shrugged. "Let's get to class and find out!" He opened the door and was immediately pulled back by Johan who saved him from being covered in blue paint.
Johan stared at Mr. Morimoto who was sitting at his desk with a small smirk on his face. "That's the best you've got?"
"Maybe. Maybe not. That's up for you to decide later in the day."
Johan smirked. This was going to be fun.
---
Johan and Judai stared at their food and nutrition teacher in shock.
"… What?" Johan asked.
Ms. Kurata laughed at them. "I said no detention. Or in-house, or suspension, or anything like that."
Judai blinked a few times. "B-but why?? We just blew up three of the ten kitchens in here! W-why aren't you giving us detention??"
Ms. Kurata simply sat down at her desk with a smile. "No need. That prank was funny. Good job you two. Anyway, moving on. Class, get out your notes, you're about to learn what not to do with a whisk."
Judai turned to look at Johan with a frown. "Why aren't we getting in trouble?? What'd we do wrong?"
"… I think it's more what did we do right…" Johan answered, thinking about that himself.
"But that doesn't make sense! We mess up in class, they give us detention, that's how it works!" Judai looked close to tears. "If we don't get in trouble for doing bad things, then how are we going to set a record?? How are we going to beat our parents?? We'll be seen as failures in our parent's eyes!"
"Judai, calm down." Johan said, placing the brunette on his lap. "I think I know what they're trying to do."
"Ok, what are they trying to do??"
"Judai! Johan! Please pay attention! The last thing I need is for you two to use the whisk to gut someone!" Ms. Kurata said with a smile on her face. "Although I wouldn't put it passed you… but still! Pay attention!"
Judai tilted his head to the side a bit in confusion. Gutting? Where had the lesson gone to while he and Johan had been talking? And why was their teacher so calm in yelling at them?
Johan nearly shivered. A morbid thing to say with a smile, especially coming from their teacher. He was kind of glad Judai didn't understand what that really meant. Still… fighting back was going to be harder than he thought.
---
"I'm bored." Jehu said, placing his legs on top of his desk and his hands behind his head. "Can we blow something up already?"
The two had decided to take over during lunchtime and hide out in an empty classroom.
Haou rolled his gold eyes. "They already did that and it didn't work."
"So? Let's just make it bigger and better, so they'll have no choice but to give them some sort of punishment."
Haou walked by him and smacked the back of the bluenette's head. "Idiot. Repeating the same thing over and over again is going to get us nowhere. We need something that'll really piss them off."
"Wait, why are we involved in this, anyway? No teacher has found out that we exist, and neither have their parents. Hell, Johan and Judai don't even know about us. Well ok, Johan seems to be catching on, but he's got nothing yet. This really doesn't concern us."
Haou's eyes locked with orange. "Really, Jehu?"
Jehu shrugged. "Seems like a lot of work to me. All that and nothing to show."
Haou ignored him and thought for a bit. "I've got some ideas, but it'll take a while to get there."
Jehu raised a brow. "To get there? Where exactly?"
Haou allowed a smirk to grace his features. "Prison, what else?"
Jehu shook his head. "I don't know what you're planning, but I'm ready to roll to with it."
"Moron." Haou mumbled under his breath. The bell rang and the brunette gathered his stuff while Jehu got out of the desk and did the same. "Come on, let's go."
---
"Alright! Everyone take everything off your desk except a pencil! It's time for a pop quiz!" Ms. Shimure said happily.
The class groaned and did as they were told.
Judai mumbled as he put his binder under his desk. "Stupid pop quizzes, you never know when they'll be. Everything's all good, then bam! Another way to fail. Woo-hoo."
Johan chuckled a bit. "Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be easy. It's just English, how bad could it be?"
As if she heard him, Ms. Shimure spoke. "By the way, if you don't get a perfect score on this, you're getting dropped down to the first grade." she deadpanned.
"What?!" the class exclaimed.
Judai hmphed. "So they finally found of a legal way to get rid of us, huh?"
Asuka and Edo looked at the twin J's as the test was handed back. They knew those two were involved in whatever their English teacher was planning.
"This is a test?? This is torture! This isn't even labeled English! It has the words 'extremely hard test that no one can get a perfect score on and are doomed to fail' crossed out on the front of this!" Edo complained.
Asuka sighed. "Another day, another hell."
Johan opened up the test booklet and read the first question. Which of the following statements concerning the agricultural laborers of the medieval West is NOT true? Johan blinked. Seriously? What the hell did that have to do with English?? That's world history! Not English! They didn't even have world history yet!
"By the way, you have twenty minutes." Ms. Shimure said with a carefree smile on her face as she set up an egg timer.
"What??" a student complained. "But there are 150 questions!"
Ms. Shimure's smile widened. "Make that fifteen minutes. I suggest you get started."
The class freaked out and did so.
"Judai, I'm sure getting bumped back down to the first grade is a bluff, I'm pretty sure they can't do that, but either way, let's actually try on this, just to spite—Judai!" Johan said when he looked over at the brunette sitting next to him.
Judai was fast asleep, his head in his arms, his test forgotten.
So much for passing this, Johan thought, as he randomly filled in some answers.
Judai awoke ten minutes later and with five minutes left to spare, and simply decided to fill in random bubbles like Johan.
Ms. Shimure nearly fainted when she looked at their test scores.
Johan and Judai, had passed with a perfect grade.
---
"Johan," Judai whined. "This is hell. We're getting our asses handed to us!"
The two made their way into the boys' locker room for P.E.
"I know what you mean but, I didn't think they'd fight like this, they're actually doing a pretty good job." Johan said. He opened his locker and started dressing out. For once, they weren't late to P.E.
"Hey, make sure you guys wear the right clothes, never know what Mifune'll do to ya this time," one of the guys spoke.
Johan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah."
He was already done dressing out when he looked over at Judai who hadn't started yet.
The bluenette raised a brow. "Judai? What's wrong?"
The other fought back a blush and pointed to the inside of his opened locker.
Johan peered in and bit his lip so that he wouldn't laugh.
Instead of Judai's P.E uniform, there was a skirt and a girl's shirt in there. The rules of their P.E class were that they had to dress out or else they fail the entire class. Kind of harsh, but at least everyone dressed out.
Unfortunately, the boys' locker room had no rentals.
"Mr. Mifune!" Judai called out. "My uniform's missing!!"
The P.E teacher came to him. He looked into the locker and grinned. "Well I see a set of clothes you can wear instead of your uniform."
"B-but! I had my uniform yesterday! Can't you let me slide this one time??"
"Can't do that. It's either dress out or fail. Your choice." And he left.
Once he got into his office, he started laughing at Judai.
"Johan, don't make me wear this!!"
He thought for a bit. "Do you want to wear my uniform?"
"Not so fast, Andersen." Mr. Mifune spoke through the megaphone he suddenly acquired. It was creepy how he had suddenly appeared right next to them. "You give him your uniform, and you'll never pass my class. That means taking it all four years and you'll still never pass."
Johan looked at him. Then at Judai. Then back. Then back again.
"Sorry, Judai." Johan finally said. Judai didn't blame him, failing P.E for four years in a row didn't sound to appealing to him either.
As Judai was changing, Johan closed his eyes and opened orange ones. He gave a wolf whistle. "Hot stuff..."
Judai turned to look at him as he pulled up the skirt. Luckily, it wasn't a mini skirt like the one he'd decided to wear for Halloween. "Hm?"
Jehu smirked. They were alone in the locker room now, all the other guys having gone outside onto the soccer field.
He slowly walked towards Judai who was finished dressing out. Judai walked back, confused.
"Johan? Why are your eyes orange?"
Jehu backed him up into the lockers and put his hands on either side of Judai's head. "Y'should wear that more often. We could have fun with it."
"J-Johan?" Judai asked, wondering what had gotten into the bluenette.
Jehu leaned in a bit and was about to kiss the brunette, when Mr. Mifune walked into the locker room, having been wondering what was taking them so long.
He'd heard about the honeymoon those two had gone on and paled. "Oh no! You two aren't about to have a second honeymoon in here! Both of you! Out on the field!"
Jehu closed his eyes and green eyes opened. He stared at Judai and blinked at the position they were in.
"… Why are we like this?"
Judai shrugged as Johan brought his arms down. "I don't know, but it was getting fun."
Johan raised a brow and followed the brunette out after they checked to make sure their stuff was locked up.
Mr. Mifune shook his head. "Damn, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get Judai to dress up like a girl."
He walked outside and saw the other guys whistling at Judai as he walked by who blushed and cussed them out. Johan glared at the guys stupid enough to try and hit on Judai.
"Yep. Not a good idea."
---
"Fail. Both of you. Fail." Sailene shook her head. "I can't believe you two let your teachers prank you that badly."
"It's not our fault! They tricked us!" Judai argued.
Johan nodded. "They got us…"
Sessue sat down on the couch opposite where the two boys were sitting. "Do you guys want us to go over there?"
"NO!" Johan and Judai were quick to answer.
Dante raised a brow at them. "That was fast."
Johan cleared his throat. "Um, what we mean is, don't ever go to our school again."
Judai nodded in agreement. "It was horrible that last time you guys went!" "Well you two are giving the Andersen-Yuki family a bad name!" Kari said.
"Bad name?" Judai asked. "It's only been a day!"
"And that's enough for us to be classified as 'lame!'" Kari said.
"You two need to fight back!" Sailene exclaimed.
"We do! We are!" Johan replied. "But we can't do anything if we're not getting in trouble! There's no point!"
Sailene walked over to her son and smacked the back of his head. "There is NEVER no point in pranking! I thought I raised you better!!"
"Hey, I helped raise him too," Dante spoke up. Sailene glared at him. "I'll… be out."
He pulled Sessue by the ear and they left the Andersen living room.
"Hey! Why am I being involved in this?? Let me go! Dante!" Sessue exclaimed before the door slammed shut behind them.
Sailene shook her head. "You two need to get back on your game tomorrow."
"If not, you can expect us over there this week." Kari told them.
"No!!" the two exclaimed. "We'll do what we can! Just please don't go back to our school!" Sailene and Kari looked at each other. "Wimps."
---
Johan easily dragged Judai into their second period.
"No! He's going to prank us! I don't wanna go! Johan! Let me go!" Judai whined as Johan pulled him by his waist.
Johan noticed how they kind of resembled their parents. But Johan and Judai were together, so what was their dads' excuse?
"Come on Judai, it's only freshman studies, how bad can it be?" Johan assured.
The bell rang. They got to their classroom five seconds later.
"You're late." Mr. Shihomi said. "Johan, in-house. Judai, after school detention. Johan, get going."
"What?? Wait, I have some in-houses I haven't gone to yet, can I go with Johan??"
"No. Oh, and your counselors want to talk to you, go during lunch. Johan, leave. Judai, stay."
"Johan don't go!"
Johan sighed. Separating them? Damn, their teachers really knew where to hit them. "Don't worry Judai, it's only for today, I'll see you later." He gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and made his way to the door. He stopped at the door and turned to looked at Mr. Shihomi. "I hope your car wasn't important to you." And he left.
Mr. Shihomi looked at Judai. "Was that a threat?"
"Oh yeah."
---
Ms. Takagaki looked at the table where Johan and Judai sat. she noticed Johan wasn't even there and Judai's stuff was on his desk but the brunette was no where to be see.
What she didn't know was that Judai was right behind her with a pair of scissors.
His classmates tried hard not to giggle when the biology teacher moved and Judai would act like her shadow.
SNIP
Ms. Takagaki's hand flew to her head and she turned around.
"DNA!" Judai said happily, holding a clump of hair in his hands.
Just because Johan wasn't there didn't mean that Judai wasn't going to sit around and cry for him. Only on the inside.
Ms. Takagaki nearly screamed out detention but since only Mr. Shihomi could give them some sort of punishment, she kept quiet. She forced out a smile that nearly made Judai scream. "… Thank you, Judai. I was meaning to get a haircut one of these days, you just saved me some money."
Damn that brat! She wanted to say.
Judai tilted his head to the side. "I can cut more off if you want since it's not even."
"No!" she quickly replied, laughing nervously. "That's good enough Judai. Now sit please, I have a lesson to start."
It was kind of hard for her to do her lesson since her class kept laughing at her every time she turned around to write something on the board.
---
Judai walked into his Spanish 2 class.
"Hello Sa—Boyfriend of Satan? Where's Satan?" Mr. Inaba asked.
"In-house."
"And you're not with him?"
"Don't play around, I know you're involved in all this too. I hope you're ready for hell this period."
Mr. Inaba laughed before turning his back to the brunette.
CRASH!
The Spanish teacher quickly turned around and saw Judai smiling up at him.
Mr. Inaba raised a brow. "… What did you do?"
Judai pointed behind him.
There was a remote sticking out of the screen of the TV in the room.
"AH! My TV!" the teacher cried. "Judai! De—I mean, thank you, I needed a knew one anyway." This was going to be a lot harder than he first thought. Now Judai's taking advantage of the fact that he can't get in trouble! Not to mention, he's even acting up worse than usual now that Johan's not around!
Judai threw a stapler at the computer, which did the same as the remote did with the TV. Judai smirked. "I'm guessing you needed a new computer too, huh?"
Mr. Inaba mentally cursed. "… Yes Judai, thank you for being so kind."
Judai nodded. "No problem!"
The Spanish teacher could already feel the headache coming.
---
For once, Judai was eager to go to his math class. It meant the end of the day was near and he'd be able to see Johan again, if only for a little while.
He walked into the classroom and didn't see when Ms. Tamayori smirked after seeing him walk by.
Judai took his seat and waited for the lesson to begin. Instead, he fell asleep.
It was nearing the end of the period when he woke up.
The bell rang and Judai gathered up his things and got out of his seat.
Correction. Tried to get out of his seat.
"What the…?" Judai looked down at his chair and stared. He couldn't believe he had missed the super glue all over his chair! "Ms. Tamayori!!"
She cackled loudly. "You won't be able to leave, Judai! Muahahahaha!"
"But I have detention in a little bit! And I want to see Johan!" Judai seriously debated just going without his pants but he had a feeling Johan wouldn't like that.
"JOHAN!!!" Judai called out.
Luckily for him, the bluenette had gotten out of in-house early and was walking towards Judai's algebra class. He rushed in and saw Judai was super glued to his chair.
He looked at Ms. Tamayori. "Damn. You guys are actually doing a good job at this. Congratulations."
"Johan!" Judai whined.
Johan thought for a bit. "Hm… I have no idea how to get you out of that…" He pulled out his cell phone and called his mom.
"If you tell me you got your ass handed to you again, I'm disowning you." Sailene greeted.
Johan rolled his eyes. "No mom, I just have a question."
"What?"
"Well, Judai's superglued to a chair, how do I get him free?"
Sailene thought for a bit. "Blow up the chair?"
Judai looked scared. "No!"
"No, mom. I won't blow up the chair."
"Alright, hang on, lemme ask your father. DANTE!"
"WHAT?!"
"What's a good way to get someone unstuck to a chair?!"
"What was used?!"
"Super glue!"
"Well then blow up the chair!"
"I already said that!"
"Well then I don't know!"
"Ugh! You're useless!!"
"Whatever!"
Johan hung up on his parents, knowing they would forgot all about him while they fought. "Just um, leave your pants there?"
Judai looked at him. "Can I do that?"
"Sure, then we can go get your skirt from your P.E locker." Johan laughed.
Judai pouted. "Very funny."
Judai had to admit that walking around without any pants on was damn weird.
But at least the look on Ms. Tamayori's face when he took off his pants was damn worth it.
---
The next day was… bad.
Well, ok, maybe bad isn't the right word for it.
Let's start again.
The next day was… disastrous.
"You'll never take me alive!" Sailene yelled, before jumping out of a window.
"So long, suckers!" Kari exclaimed before jumping out as well.
Dante and Sessue each held a bazooka in their hands. "One step closer and we'll blow your heads off."
And just what was going on?
Simple, the parents were being arrested.
Why?
This far into the story, it should be pretty obvious.
Johan and Judai however, were at school and had no idea what was going on.
"OH MY GOD!!!" everyone at school was yelling.
"You want a prank war?! We'll give you a prank war!!" They yelled as they each held a hose hooked up to an endless supply of chocolate pudding and aimed at everything and everyone in sight.
Johan and Judai laughed.
"This is fun!"
"Yeah!"
They got bored after a few minutes and blew up the hoses, sending even more chocolate pudding everywhere.
"Time to split?" Johan asked.
"Yep! See you in a bit!" They kissed and parted.
Johan went to go egg some of the teachers' cars, but he only egged the ones that still had teachers in them.
"Enjoy your car now, Mr. Shihomi!"
"Damn it Johan!!"
Judai on the other hand went to the teacher's lounge. Surprisingly, no one was there. He pulled out three bottles of hot sauce from his backpack and dumped them all into all the coffee makers in there.
"This outta give them a run for their pranks," Judai said.
They met up again after that.
"What now?" Judai asked.
"Party. Morimoto's house." Johan replied, taking out his cell. Judai took his out and they began texting a bunch of people to ditch first period with them to party at Mr. Morimoto's house.
The two and the sixty other people that came had fun trashing Mr. Morimoto's house.
Meanwhile, the teachers that had prep period for first period went into Mr. Kuyoski's office and completely trashed the place.
They wrote 'Johan and Judai were here!!!' all over the place.
It seemed it was an eye for an eye.
---
"Damn, this sucks." Sailene muttered as she was thrown into a cell while Kari was thrown into the one in front of her.
"What'd we do? No, lemme rephrase that, what'd we get caught doing?" Kari asked.
Sailene shrugged. "Hell if I know. But being watched by three different security cameras is pushing it, don't you think?" She glared at the three cameras.
"How do you think Sessue and Dante are faring?" Kari wondered.
"Well, if we know them like we think we do, not good." Sailene deadpanned.
---
"Dante, I'm scared," Sessue muttered as they were being shoved around by the guards.
"Why? It's just prison." Dante replied.
"But Dante! Don't you know what they do to guys in prison??"
Dante looked at him. "Yes, but I know that I won't be one of those guys."
"And how are you so sure?"
"Because I would top, duh. You on the other hand, aren't so lucky."
"Fuck you."
"Don't give the rest of these guys any ideas."
"Hey! I'm only classified as the uke cuz Judai's the uke!"
Dante chuckled. "You'd be classified as an uke even if you were childless."
"I really hate you sometimes."
"Love you too."
---
"Mr. Kuyoski, I see you've redecorated your office since the last time we were here."
Mr. Kuyoski, who wanted to kill johan and Judai, turned around to look at the entrance of his office and paled. "S-Superintendent Koroyanu! What are you doing here?"
Mr. Koroyanu looked around the office, staring at the names written everywhere. He had heard rumors that Kuyoski had two demons running around his school, but the super had deemed it just that, a rumor. It seems the rumor was true.
"Just here for a surprise check up. And to tell you something."
"What?"
"You're fired."
"What?!"
"Meet Ms. Umiko, the new principal of this school." He stepped aside and the lady came in. "Now Kuyoski, I'd like you to come with me."
Mr. Kuyoski briefly wondered if this had anything to do with Johan and Judai. But oh well, let's see how well Ms. Umiko does with those two.
---
"Johan Andersen, you are suspended. And you'll be placed under house arrest. Judai Yuki, you are not allowed within one mile of his house, less you be placed under house arrest too."
She seems to be doing pretty damn well.
Three policemen came in and began dragging Johan out of the principal's office.
"Johan!" Judai called out, rushing towards him only to be stopped by two other policemen.
"Judai!" Johan yelled back as he was thrown into the police car.
"You can't do this!" Judai looked at Ms. Umiko. "You can't just suspend him for no reason!"
"I have more than enough reasons, Judai Yuki. Now if you will, leave my office or I won't hesitate to suspend you as well."
Judai was dragged out of the office by the two men. "Johan! Johan!!"
He watched the car leave and struggled against the police men but it was no use. They weren't letting him go. "Johan!!!"
---
"This sucks." Johan said when he was thrown into his house with a tracking device on his ankle. He looked around and noticed that most of his furniture was massively super glued to the ceiling.
Looks like their teachers trashed more than just the principal's office while Johan and Judai were away.
"Goddamnit." Johan sat on the ground, careful not to be directly under a couch or something. He stared at his 'anklet' that would shock him if he so much as left the house.
"Honestly, it took them all long enough to finally involve the police… wait…" Johan looked around and noticed none of their parents were there. "Oh damn…"
He reached for his cell phone then stopped when he remembered the police had taken it.
Johan rolled his eyes. "They're treating me like I'm some kind of homicidal maniac."
He stood up with a sigh. "Oh well, might as well get something to eat."
---
"These uniforms are ugly." Judai stated as he met up with the gang.
"Dude, you look awful." Manjyome commented.
"Thanks." Judai replied sarcastically. "It's just that I haven't seen Johan since yesterday, and I'm not allowed within a mile of his house. Oh, and did I mention that our parents were taken to prison?"
Asuka thought for a bit. "Well, what do you plan to do?"
"Huh?"
"Don't you and Johan usually have an idea for everything?"
"Not this time."
The bell rang.
"Good luck, Judai." the gang said to him. He frowned as they made their way to their second period. Johan…
Judai's day was hell. The pranking got worse and no one (except his friends) seemed to care that Johan was gone.
Finally, the brunette had had enough. He needed Johan.
Screw the police! He was going to go see him.
Johan was surprised when he opened the door to his house and was met with a crying Judai who flung himself at him.
"Johan!!"
"Judai, what's wrong??"
"It's horrible! I don't wanna be there without you! And Ms. Umiko suspended me too! And I want our parents back!!" Judai cried into Johan's chest. The bluenette held him close and eventually calmed him down.
"Alright that's it. Fuck the house arrest and suspension, NO ONE gets away with making Judai cry!" He looked down at the boy in his arms. "Judai, do you have your cell phone with you?"
Judai sniffed a bit. "Yeah, why?"
Johan's eyes briefly flashed to amber before they went back to normal and he smirked. "Because we're going back, and we're gonna go kick some ass."
---
EXPLODE!!! (x2)
"I knew I raised that boy right," Sailene said when Johan had busted her and Kari out of their cells from the outside.
"So, what now?" Kari asked as Judai sawed their handcuffs open.
"Now we go get our dads." Johan said. The four went into the police car closest to them and noticed how there were a lot of policemen after them. Sailene got in the front and hotwired the car before speeding the hell away from there.
"Um, mom? Dad and Sessue are that way," Johan said, pointing behind them.
"Shit." Sailene slammed on the brakes, sending the other three forward. Then she sped up again and turned around.
"So what's happened?"
"I was placed under house arrest with a thing that shocked me every time I tried to leave the house and Judai and I were suspended by the new bitch principal we have." Johan replied as Judai got into his lap, out of fear of flying out of a window thanks to Sailene's driving.
She looked at him through the rearview mirror. "So why aren't you dead yet?"
"I blew up the thing, what else?"
"By the way, all of our furniture at both of our houses has been super glued to the ceiling," Judai added.
"Interesting. Ah well, we wanted new houses anyway," Kari said. Sailene agreed with a nod.
EXPLODE!!! (x2)
"Oh my God! Thank God you saved us!" Sessue exclaimed.
Kari raised a brow at him. "Why?"
"It was horrible! It was god awful in there!"
Kari looked at him closely. "Why do you have the word 'uke' stamped on your forehead?"
"… It was horrible in there!!"
Dante rolled his eyes and waited for Judai to cut off the handcuffs. "Ok, so, details?"
"Well, we've broken out of two separate prisons, we've got about two dozen police cars after us, our sons were suspended, Johan was placed under house arrest and all of our furniture has been super glued to the ceiling. Oh, and it's a wonderfully sunny day." Sailene said.
Judai blinked. "Bipolar?"
Johan nodded. "Oh yeah."
---
EXPLODE!!!! (x13)
"OH MY GOD! They're back!!!" Ms. Umiko exclaimed.
Everyone was fighting back now.
No one liked the new principal so they were all happy to make her life hell.
Rokuro, Kazuya, Aiko and Kaya all made sure to light her house on fire. Shinsuke and Yukina called up the super and told him that the principal was evil and that the school was up in flames.
Ryo, Fubuki, Asuka and Sho all made sure to tape everything. Jim, Kenzan, Edo and Manjyome were yelling out orders through some megaphones.
All the ten teachers gathered up to destroy all of their classrooms and the principal's office even more than it already was and blamed it all on Ms. Umiko.
Hell, even Toko showed up to help. He kept throwing water balloons filled with rotted chocolate pudding at her.
The masses parted and Johan and Judai stepped forward. Their eyes changed colors for a bit.
"Told you I had an idea for after they went to prison." Haou said.
"Gotta say, this was damn fun." Jehu said.
Their eyes changed back.
"This is our school, this is how we have fun, and if you don't like it, then you should just leave." Johan and Judai said.
"Oh, and congratulations. You've been successfully sold on eBay." Johan told her with a smirk.
They smirked evilly when Ms. Umiko was suddenly dragged away from there screaming by policemen. All charges against their parents were dropped.
The whole school began cheering.
The teachers and the two demons stared at each other, completely serious.
Then they burst out laughing.
"I think it's safe to say this was the prank war to end all prank wars." said…
"Mr. Kuyoski!!!" everyone exclaimed.
He removed the suspensions on Johan and Judai and everything was well again.
Mr. Kawasaki went up to Johan and Judai.
"Don't think this means we'll go easy on you."
Johan and Judai smiled. "We wouldn't have it any other way."
EXPLODE!!! (x11)
Monkey: I hope you liked the chappie... And I know, it was long, and boring, and it went really fast, but I was on a time limit, and I think I was off by a minute or so... damn... See you later everyone!!