Chapter 4 - Earth, and How Horribly, Horribly Creepy it is

"Finally!" I was so excited while the ship landed down on Earth. I looked around, hoping that no one would see me. Unfortunately, a weird boy with a huge head looked at me from the roof of his house. It just so happens that I landed on the roof next to him.

"No...NO! Another one! Zim's called in an army! GAZ!"

I ran to the other roof and glided across. My PAK has an upgrade. It has wings for gliding. "You! Human!" I pointed my finger against his neck. "How do you know Zim?!"

"You are with them! Get away from me!" He pushed my hand out of the way. "GAZ!!!"

The one he calls "Gaz" came to the rooftop. "What is it, Dib?" She said, annoyed.

She quickly looked at me and then "Dib." She then went back downstairs and said, "I don't care if 10,000 aliens come, I still won't care."

"I hope you're not as stupid as Zim, or else you'll just be another nuisance."

"SILENCE! You should dare not speak a word about this or else you'll end up like this planet after I conquer it. You'll look like that anyway, but you'll be the first."

I went back in my ship and looked for an empty spot to build my home. I found a nice place, a few blocks away from this "skool" place I'm supposed to go to. Rox landed the ship and we unbuckled Razi. We hoped that no one else would see us out of disguise. I got out the little machine that gives you disguises.

"Hmm, let's see..." I looked through the disguises and thought all of them were too...ugly. I made a custom one.

I had long, curly hair with bangs that were wavy and covered half of my eye. My eyes were a light blue just like my actual eyes. I had a long sleeve black shirt with a skull in the middle of it. I had regular jeans with one pocket and a chain attached from the pocket to the belt. Finally, I had some casual black boots.

Then, it was Rox's turn. I gave her a cute little dog suit that had tan fur, big puffy ears pointing down, and a curly little tail. She was a golden retriever.

Finally, there was cute little Raziel. I gave him big, brown eyes, a diaper, and a little white T-shirt that had a "No Pacifier" sign on it. He had a full head of messy, black hair.

Each one of us went into the little shell that we had to go in to get our disguises and we were done. It gave me a little watch that could control me and Raziel's disguise. I had to do a special sequence for each one of us to get out of our disguise. Not Rox though, she had a casual costume that had a zipper on it so she could put it on and take it off whenever she wanted to. I still giggle at that sight...*snicker*

I made my home and went inside. Hopefully no one saw me...

The next day...

Well, I got ready for skool. I got in my disguise and I disguised my device as a book bag. I made Rox take care of Razi while I was gone.

"Here's the sky milk, the diapers, the bottle, and everything you need to take care of him." She actually seemed happy to take care of Razi.

"Ok, I think you should go before you're late for skool."

"Since when does a SIR unit act like a mom? Well, thanks anyway Rox."

I left. I was perfectly ready for this "skool". I just hoped that Dib-stink didn't interfere. Oh no...I totally forgot...Zim! ...hopefully he'll be cooperative.

In skool...

"All right you horrible, horrible students. We have a new horrible, horrible child joining our horrible, horrible class. Please welcome Zo-e. The only thing I like about this horrible, horrible child is that she's QUIET. And her name."

Oh god, that human sounded mean. I wasn't even sure if she was human! I don't think so, though. She doesn't have that stench of them. I went in. The first thing that caught my eye was Dib. I bet he already sensed me...

"Introduce yourself, and anything you wanna say, say it now, because I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU FOR THE REST OF THIS SKOOL YEAR!"

I sneered at her and said, "Don't mind me. I'm a perfectly normal hu...person that goes to skool."

"Alright, go sit in...that desk. Right there next to Athena and Monei', behind Biyu. BIYU, MONEI', ATHENA RAISE YOUR HANDS!"

Three girls raised their hands. I walked to the seat in between them. A few desks away from me was Zim. He already sensed me, I could feel it. Athena and Monei' were the ones sitting next to me. They looked at me like I was a freak. But Biyu just turned around and was very friendly. "Hi," she said, "I'm Biyu!"

"Biyu. What's wrong with you?" Athena said. I guess she didn't like me. Monei' nodded her head, agreeing.

"I'm actually being nice, which is something you guys don't do often."