In the world of Hyrule Link got an important message from the king.
"Omg"!Link yelled."its a letter from the king him self"!
Link reads the letter quietly to him self:
Dear Link,
My daughter Zelda is very sick and from what the doctor said there is only one cure. The holy bag of Magic potato chips.
"Potato chips"!?!Link says surprised.
Link then continues reading the letter.
If you don't retrieve this item my daughter will die!Please hurry!I will reward you!
From the coolest dude ever,
The king.
"Okay,Link said,well I guess I better get going"!
Link than travels war west to The Tower of the Fattys!
"Well I made it this far how bad could it get"?
Link then travels up over two hundred flights of stairs.
"Damn!Why is it so far away"!Link shouts.
Link then spots the bag of Potato chips on an altar.
"OMG!The chips of holyness and potatoness"!
Link then reaches for the bag when Ganandorf reaches out from behind!
"HA!I finally got you"!Ganandorf says triumphantly.
"You couldn't catch me if you tried fatty"!
Link grabs the bag and runs.
"HAHAHAHA"!Laughs Link.
Link then jumps in his boat and sails then pulls out the Potato chips and they float over his head.
While they are floating over his head a bird comes by and grabs them.
"Hey come back here you Feathered Bastard"!Link shouts.
The bird then breaks open the bag and all the Solid gold chips due to the wind Link was able to get one Potato chip.
He shortly arrives back at the kings castle later.
"Okay,I got you one Potato chip".Link said gasping between each breath.
"Thank you heres you're reward".Says the doctor
You got one Ruby dumbass!
"What the Fuck"!Says Link.
"Goodbye now".Says the doctor
THE END