How To Annoy The Cullens

by Luannie

Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.

2. How To Annoy Emmett Cullen

How to annoy Emmett Cullen...

Ask him if he is on steroids

Tell him that he should fix his girlfriend's car. not the other way around.

Ask him who wears the pants in his relationship

Tell him he is getting chubby

Change his ringtone to the carebears theme tune

Cover his jeep in honey and tell him "But I though teddy bears liked honey?"

Tell him he has no cool superpowers

Ask if he has muscle implants

Tell him he needs to get into 'shape'

Whenever he passes you sing 'Im easy like sunday morning'.

-(think about no.10 very carefully... it will come to you)

Next is Edward – and trust me that one is funny.

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Lovey dovey Ro xx