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Dangers of Stairs
Yu Kanda was sitting at a table in the dining hall, attempting to enjoy his meal of soba, when he was suddenly accosted by a certain red haired trouble maker.
"Yu!"
Kanda clenched his hands into fists as he heard the voice that was calling out to him. Calling him by his given name.
"Don't call me that you stupid rabbit!" Kanda snapped, turning to glare at Lavi.
"You really shouldn't be that way Yu," Lavi said but none the less turned and walked away.
Attempting to regain his calm Kanda returned to his soba and for awhile all was fine. Until the stupid rabbit returned and, attempting to remain unnoticed, began to pull mugen from the sheath that Kanda was wearing across his back.
Jumping to his feet Kanda whirled around, prepared to kill Lavi with the sword that he was trying to steal.
Which Lavi took as his cue to make an escape. Turning tail the red haired Exorcist quickly ran out of the dining hall, pursued by an irate Kanda.
Meanwhile Inspector Leverrier was just leaving his office. He had some things that he needed to discuss with Chief Komui so he made his way down the corridor, completely lost in thought.
Which was why he didn't hear the screams of Lavi as he was chased by Kanda. The two Exorcists rounded the corner going in one direction at the same time that Leverrier rounded the corner traveling in the opposite direction.
Which caused Lavi and Leverrier to collide.
The Inspector lost his balance and stumbled back a few steps… in the direction of the fire stairs.
"Watch out!" Lavi exclaimed but it was too late.
Unable to regain his balance Leverrier collided with the door, causing an alarm to sound as he pushed it open. As the siren blared it all but covered up the screams of Leverrier as he tumbled head over heels down the stairs. So the chances were fairly good that the two Exorcists who bore witness to the incident were the only ones who heard the sounds of the man screaming as he plunged down the stairs.
Neither Lavi nor Kanda were really inclined to do so but both Exorcists decided that they should probably go and check on the Inspector. So the two of them stepped through the emergency door and made their way down the stairs, traveling at a moderate pace so as not to trip and fall themselves.
Or at least that was the logic that they would give to other people should the topic ever come up.
When they finally reached the bottom of the staircase it was to find Leverrier lying in a pool of blood, his arms and legs splayed out at odd angles.
"We should call the nurse," Lavi said as he gazed down at the man.
"Alright," Kanda said, even thought he knew that it was pointless to summon someone from the infirmary. He could tell, by the odd angle of the body, that Leverrier had too many broken bones to survive. But if the rabbit really wanted to make the effort then who was he to stop him?
A/N - Stairs are bad!
EXTRA! - Lavi the red headed exorcist
Pushed Leverrier down the stairs
And although Kanda saw it
He couldn't say he really cared.