EH, EH (CRAB PARFAIT) – Original song- Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) by Lady Gaga. Disclaimer: I OWN NUTHINNN~!

Crab, crab, parfait.

I was hoping for the best

When I took a bite

Of this food

Eh, eh.

I didn't want it

To end up

This way

Eh, eh.

It was something that I ate, nom nom.

My stomach is telling me that something's wrong

Can't I take something

To make this stomach ache go away?

Eh, eh.

To make this stomach ache go away?

Eh, eh.

Wish I never ate that crab parfait.

Eh, eh.

Stomach ache please go away!

I really wish I hadn't eaten

That rotten crab

Parfait.

Eh, eh.

I saw the signs and they were right,

Why'd I ignore them just like that?

Eh, eh.

That bad crab that I ate, nom nom .

I have food poisoning it's gone horribly wrong.

Now I have to take.

Medica-

Eh, eh.

Takin' meds to get it away.

Eh, eh.

Wish I never ate that crab parfait.

Eh, eh.

Gotta take meds to get it away.

Eh, eh.

It was that crab that I ate, nom nom

I knew that there was something wrong

Then I took those meds…

And eh!

The stomach ache went away.

Eh, eh.

Don't regret that crab parfait.

Eh, eh.

'Cause I got it to go away.

Eh, eh.

Crab, crab, parfait.

LOl; this one fails, but I needed a way to end tha Songfic collection with a bang, right? ;D

Yes, that's right, this is the last chapter! DDDD: How terrible, right? :P