How To Annoy The Cullens

by Luannie

Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.

4. How To Annoy Alice Cullen

How To Annoy Alice Cullen!

Get Jake to follow her around all day without her knowing, so she'll think that her visions aren't working.

Wear a sack to school, and walk around modelling it.

Tell her that there is a mega sale on High Fashion shoes.. in La Push.

Ask her about her childhood.

Tell her that you think its horrible that she abuses Jasper.

When she questions you say 'well how did he get all of those Alice's teeth shaped scars?'

When you walk past her sing BUSTED's 'Psycho Girl'. *

When she talks, turn to Edward and say, 'what is that squeaking sound?'

Keep asking her to predict the weather at First Beach for you.

The no1 way to annoy Alice is... BURN HER CLOTHES!!! MWAHAHA!!

Lolsie and

* If you dont know the song.. type "Busted – Psycho Girl" Into youtube, its like the song is about Alice!!

Please review and read my Cullen New Moon Fanfic called "If Only I could" If you like this, you'll love that!!

Love Ro xxx