How To Annoy Jasper Whitlock...
Ask him why he performs self harm
When he questions you, point to the scars all over him.
Tell him that Alice thinks Emmett is better at baseball than him.
Tell him he needs anger management.
Tell him that he should get emotional help.
When he goes to anger management, make sure the counsellor gives herself a paper cut.
Splatter red paint all over his and Alice's room and videotape his reaction.
Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
Decorate his army uniform in glitter and say it was Alice.
Whenever he tells you something say - "Sir Yes Sir" and salute him army style.
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