I have neglected all my 'How to Annoy' reader, yes, I know it. I am most apologetic! Please don't shout at me, but I have drama and singing exams coming up, and with two new fics demanding to be written, I have forgotten my most beloved (yet annoying lol) fanfiction. But I am back and redeeming myself, and if i can I will post another how to annoy tomorrow!
Love your erratic and unreliable :( but very sorry writer.
How to annoy Jacob Black
Make he wear a leash, and tell him "Good Doggy" When he tries to take it off.
Fill his fridge with dog food.
Put flyers around La Push saying 'lost dog' with his face on it.
Make fun of Bella and constantly praise Rosalie.
Ask if Edward dazzles him.
Tell him that Rosalie has a picture of him after he has just phased stashed in her purse.
Sing "Who Let the Dogs out?" whenever he is near.
Get Emmett to sing (very badly) "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?" every night outside his window.
Tell him that him and Leah make a great couple.
Ask him if he is gay with Seth.
:) Enjoy.. hope you laugh.. as usual, please review. xox