How To Annoy The Cullens

by Luannie

Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.

9. How To Annoy Carlisle Cullen

How to annoy Carlisle Cullen

Tell him that you think he should take a leaf out of Edward's book.

Ask him to change your cat into a vampire.

Tell him to adopt Jacob.

When he refuses, tell him it would be the right thing to do.

Tell him that Emmett wore his doctor's coat last night when he was with Rosalie.

When he screams, tell him he sounds like a little girl..

Ask him how old he is.

When he tells you, buy him some wrinkle cream and say "There there Grandpa"

Ask him what it was like in the stone age.

Write "Senior Citizen driver" on his mercedes.

I Love Carlisle just as much as you do.. its just a joke ok?? :)

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