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Sir Komlin the 10th

Malcolm C. Leverrier was walking down a corridor in the Black Order (you would have thought he'd have learned not to do that by now). The man was on his way to the Science Division to discuss a couple of matters with Chief Komui. He didn't like venturing to that pig's sty that Komui called an office but these matters were important and couldn't wait.

As Leverrier neared the Science Division, which was housed near the basement of headquarters, he heard the distinct sound of shouting fill the air.

"Oh you have GOT to be kidding me!"

"Not another one!"

"Chief, have you LOST your mind?"

Rolling his eyes at these uncalled for outbursts from the members of the Science Division, Leverrier continued on his way. And as he descended toward Komui's office he resolved to have a word with the man about his staff.

Something really should be done about those people.

Leverrier was nearing the office when a group of men dressed in white lab coats rushed by him, nearly causing him to lose his balance. He turned and glared in their direction shouting, "HEY!"

None of them even turned to acknowledge the fact that he had spoken however one of them did call out, "Run for your life!"

Growling low in his throat Leverrier turned to continue on his way, now more determined than ever to have a word with Chief Komui about his staff. Such behavior was completely unacceptable. He didn't get very far however when the wall just ahead of him exploded, as though someone had placed a grenade against it.

"I am Sir Komlin the 10th," a mechanical voice called out at the same time as a giant robot emerged from the huge hole in the wall.

Leverrier stopped short and gazed at the robot through narrowed eyes. He had no experience with these robots, and no brains, because if he'd had either then he would have ran.

Far and fast.

As it was Leverrier actually took a step TOWARD the robot, who focused his one gleaming red eye on the man.

"This man is too weak looking," the same mechanical voice said; the robot's attention was focused on Leverrier and he didn't seem to like what he was seeing.

Not that anyone would blame him.

Once again had Leverrier had any brains he would have ran but the man simply stood and glared at the robot. Which gave Sir Komlin the 10th plenty of time to reach out and seize him with a long mechanical arm.

"What the…"

And that was all that Leverrier managed to get out as he was pulled toward the robot and shoved into a compartment titled 'operating suite'.


Komui was making his way toward the dining hall, his feet dragging and a sullen expression on his face. It wasn't like him to venture away from the Science Division, normally choosing to have his meals delivered, but he needed something to cheer him up.

"Hey Komui," Allen called out as the chief entered the dining hall.

Komui's gaze shifted toward the sound of the voice that had greeted him and he saw that Allen, Lavi, Lenalee and even Kanda were all sitting together. Although Kanda looked less than pleased by the fact. Hoping that his precious Lenalee could cheer him up Komui made his way toward the group of Exorcists.

"Is something the matter brother?" Lenalee asked, noticing the forlorn expression in her brother's eyes.

"It's Sir Komlin," Komui whimpered as he sat down beside his sister, for once not even caring that she was sitting with a group of boys.

"Not again," Lenalee said. "What have you done?"

"There's something seriously wrong with him," Komui whined, tears forming in his eyes. "And I don't know…"

At that moment Reever walked into the dining hall and, spying Komui, quickly made his way over to the table where his boss was sitting. "Chief, we've figured out what happened to Sir Komlin. He apparently attempted to operate on Inspector Leverrier."

"Well is he okay?" Komui asked impatiently.

"I'm afraid that the Inspector didn't make it," Reever replied.

"I wasn't talking about him," Komui said impatiently. "I was talking about Sir Komlin. Is he okay?"

A/N - Death by Sir Komlin! Mwahaha! On a side not I recently worked on a collab fic with BlackCross1808, which is posted on her profile. The title is 'Lost' and you guys should go and read it. (Do it. Because the Musician said so. Mwahaha!)