How To Annoy The Cullens

by Luannie

Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.

13. How To Annoy Charlie Swan

How to annoy Chief Charlie Swan:

Authors note:

I found this one pretty hard but I think it is quite a laugh! I hope you enjoy and as always, please review and comment and I will always reply and answer any questions!

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Tell him Bella's pregnant – but you're having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella's unsure whether it's Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.

Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.

Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella's room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.

Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.

Tell him the real reason jacob and edward hate each other!

Tell him that he wants his daughter to shack up with a wolf.

Tell him jacob never sold bella's bike and still cries over it.

Admit to him that renee is the better parent.

Give him a wedding invitation for jacob and nessie.

AAAAAAND:

Tell him his son in law was once a mass murderer and stalker!

R E V I E W !