How To Annoy The Cullens

by Luannie

Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.

14. How To Annoy Caius Volturi

How To Annoy Caius Volturi.

- Tell him that jane has a crush on him, and when she calls him 'daddy' she has an ulterior motive.

- Wink and say 'Oh, yeah, I know what your wearing under those robes'

- As him if he considers himself as Aro's Bitch.

- When he protests at the above say 'Well.. I heard Jane pretty clearly, she definitely said Bitch, or maybe it was puppy.."

- Buy him a werewolf plushie (cuddly toy)

- Pretend to make it bite him.

- Pretend to make it wee up against his throne.

- Call it Jacob for him

- Make it hump his leg :)

- Tell Caius that Jane was a witch in her former life who was burnt at the stake, and the spell she put on him was the reason he is so ugly, so he really shouldn't blame himself…

A/N: My sincerest apologies for my horrific absence. I am so sorry, you can all have a cookie. Aaaaand.. If you review, you get a giant vampire jasper shaped gingerbread man to eat and savour..

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Luannie