I don't own Naruto because it is expansive people I don't have 7 and a half million dollars to buy it oh and please, please stop by my profile and vote for Akatsuki number three to be featured.
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Previously…
"Yeah anyway next I-Pod…" Miki said reaching into the box and pulling out a severely damaged I-Pod that looked like it had been thrown in a grenade testing pit…
Now…
The I-Pod was labeled 'Deidara' and said 'Tobi do NOT touch if you value your life'.
"Wow nobody likes Tobi I guess" said Kirk.
"Yeah I mean come on he IS a good boy" said Miki jokingly.
"Okay well let's start." said Kirk anxious looking at the I-Pod that looked like if you touched it wrong it would fall apart.
Miki picked up the I-Pod and surprisingly it stayed together and it even turned on and worked perfectly fine.
"Well let's see the first song is…" Miki murmured.
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Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith
"Ha sad part is it's true I mean have you seen the guy" Miki said laughing his ass off at the fact that Deidara would put this on his I-Pod.
"Seriously" Kirk added.
"Yeah why would he put that one on… anyway next song" said Miki scrolling again.
You Dropped A Bomb On Me by The Gap Band
"Hmmmmm" said Miki "maybe that's why he's all 'I'm gonna blow everything up' and 'explosions are art' and stuff" said Miki.
"Or maybe it's because he's a terrorist" said Kirk in his your being a dumb ass voice.
"Oh yeah it guess that's a good reason … next song" Miki added hurriedly trying hard not to admit that Kirk was right for once.
Iron Man by Black Sabbath
"I bet this is because of his one mechanical eye" said Miki
"…What…" said Kirk not knowing what his friend was talking about.
"Never mind next song" sighed Miki.
Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple
"Deidara has got a great taste in music" said Miki admiring his taste in music.
"Yeah… next song" said Kirk disagreeing with Miki.
Hair by The Cowsillas
"Had to put this one on right Kirk" asked Miki.
"Yep" Kirk answered.
"He has so much he has to wear it in a pony tail" said Miki.
"Yeah thanks for pointing out the obvious" said Kirk sarcastically.
"Here's the next song…" said Miki continuing his invasion of privacy.
Eve Of Destruction by Barry McGuire
"Wow that's kind of an old song I'm surprised to see it on here" said Miki a little shocked.
"Kind of old it's from the 60's! That's forty years old!" yelled Kirk exaggerating.
"That's not that old…" said Miki causally.
"Sure it's not" said Kirk rolling his eyes.
"Whatever next song" said Miki once again hitting the very fragile I-Pods skip button.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC
"I wonder if that's related to the terrorism" said Miki.
"Probably" said Kirk "You know the whole you pay them to blow something up and stuff" he added.
"Your right on that one" said Miki.
"Next song is the last so we can get on with the rest" said Kirk.
"'Kay and the final song is…" said Miki.
Bang Bang by Cher
"You know I'm not going to comment on this" said Miki trying hard not to laugh.
"Yeah same here" said Kirk trying hard not to laugh but failing.
"Ok next I – Pod" said Miki reaching into the box and pulling out an I – Pod covered in bite marks…