How To Annoy Seth Clearwater:

Tell him how cute you think his crush on Edward is

Ask him if him and leah swapped genders at birth

Tell him he's the cullers pet dog.

For his birthday get him a collar with 'my name is seth' on the back

Write the Cullen's address underneath incase he gets lost

Get one of the werewolves to imagine leah naked all the time

Stick a team Edward poster on his bedroom door, so when the pack sees it.. well..

Ask him to be the surrogate mother for leah and jacob's baby.

Stick a baby on board sign on his car (or tricycle)

Sorry, for only nine.. This was a hard one, felt a bit bad, I really do have a soft spot for seth, he's such a sweetie :)

You get a werewolf hug and a seth and edward hugging shaped cookie if you review!

Luannie x