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Miki/Kirk: Rypper95 does not own Naruto if he did it would be called the Akatsuki show and they would all still be alive except for Orochimaru cause he's a pedo…

Rypper95: So without further delay here's chapter 5!

Previously…

"Ok Ok just hold on" said Miki reaching into the box pulling out a severely burned I-Pod…

Now…

The I-Pod was labeled 'Itachi' and read 'My name is NOT WEASLE!' (A/N Thank you midnightangelrein XD)

"Damn" said Kirk reaching into his wallet and pulling out two fifties "How the hell did you know he was going to put that" he asked handing Miki the money.

"He didn't" said Miki "I put it there."

"… You suck you know that?" said Kirk.

"Yeah anyway this was the easiest I-Pod to steal he was looking right at me when I stole it" Miki explained.

"Really?" Kirk asked.

"Yeah he thought I was Kisame" Miki sighed.

"Ha soooo what's the first song?" asked Kirk.

"Here it is, it's …" Miki voice trailed off so they could listen to the song.

Through The Fire And Flames by Dragon Force

"Hmm I bet we are going see a lot of fire songs on here" said Miki.

"You mean cause of his Amaterasu?" said Kirk.

"Yeah" said Miki "So next song."

Disco Inferno by The Trammps

"YES! 80's music is the best!" Miki shouted.

"It is good music" Kirk agreed for once.

"Ok so next song" said Miki

Burning Down The House by The Talking Heads

"I wonder how many times he's done this" said Miki sarcastically.

"Ha probably a lot" said Kirk.

"He's freaking blind why would they keep him" Miki asked.

"Because he can torture them for 72 hours straight" Kirk said with a like duh tone.

"Oh well next song" sais Miki.

Pop Goes The Weasel by unknown

Neither of them said a word.

Burning Up by The Jonas Brothers (A/N shout out to my cousin Andrew!)

"I just lost all respect I had for Itachi" said Miki.

"Yeah I mean Jonas Brothers really?" said Kirk.

"Well you know anyway next song" Miki said.

The Camp Fire Song Song from Sponge bob square pants (A/N It was a dare let it go people especially you Itachi fan girls)

All both of them could do was twitch their eyes with the O.o face.

"Yeah so next song" Miki said.

I Can See Clearly Now by Otis Redding

"Oh come on a blind joke" Miki said sarcastically.

"Well he is blind" Kirk almost as if he was defending Itachi.

"Whatever the next song is the last cause I can't take this anymore" Miki said. (Real reason Itachi is hard … actual reason I'm lazy!)

Heat Of The Moment by Asia

"Ok he just got a little respect back" said Miki.

"Yeah it is a good song" Kirk agreed.

"Anyway next I-Pod" said Miki reaching into the box and pulling a blood smeared I-Pod.