Rypper95: Hello. Now I know what you're all thinking "its chapter six why isn't he getting right to it?" well it's very simple… NO ONE'S FREAKING VOTING!!! Now I have a guest here to help please welcome …
Demoness Drakon!
Drakon: Yo.
Rypper95: Drakon is here to help me with my voting problem.
Drakon: I am? You said that there was free candy and pocky…
Rypper95: Right to help me with my voting problem.
Drakon: I just want the pocky…
Rypper95: Anyway *leads Drakon to balcony* you see all the people down there Drakon?
Drakon: Yeah? *Looking at hoard of rabid fan girls/boys*
Rypper95: They're waiting for the next chapter after Hidan but I need more votes so you're going to go talk to them.
Drakon: Okay. How am I going to do that?
Rypper95: You're going to jump into this mob off fans.
Drakon: What!? NO WAY!
Rypper95: Oh how cute you think I'm asking but I'm not asking … I'm telling you… *pushes Drakon off balcony in fans* Now tell them to vote.
Drakon: You suck Rypper95! I'm going to kick your ass up and down the street!
Rypper95: You have fun with that and at the end of the chapter I'll come and get you now enjoy chapter six.
Drakon: OW! HELP! OW BITCH! I THINK ONE OF THEM JUST BIT ME!
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I don't own Naruto I own Miki, Kirk and future OCs to be introduced later and please if you wish to save Drakon's life vote at the poll on my profile.
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Previously…
"Anyway next I-Pod" said Miki reaching into the box and pulling a blood smeared I-Pod.
Now…
The label was damaged by the smeared blood but they could still see that it said 'Hidan'.
"Holy Jashin… its Hidan-Sama's I-Pod" said Miki holding it like it was a religious artifact.
"Dude really? … Don't do that please it's kinda creepy… oh and take out kinda and the please." said Kirk.
"Whatever let's see Hidan's I-Pod" said Miki turning it on to the song list.
Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
"Well they always start with the most obvious songs" said Miki.
"Yeah" Kirk agreed.
"Next song" said Miki clicking the I-Pods skip button.
Last Resort by Papa Roach
"You know it would be my last resort to if I had to hang with half these people" said Miki.
"Really? 'Cause you sound like that you would get along with them" said Kirk.
"…Shut up" said Miki angrily.
"Next song" said Kirk taking his cue to stop talking.
Die Mother Fucker Die by Dope
"YES! THIS is why Hidan is BADASS!" yelled Miki listening to the song on max volume and most likely causing permanent ear damage.
"Sure right next song" said Kirk turning down the volume.
Operation Ground And Pound by Dragonforce
"This really describes Hidan" Miki said as the song ended.
"Okay I have to ask how would you know?" Kirk asked.
"Oh me and Hidan go way back we went to collage together." Miki said as if it was no big.
"… You went to collage with a wanted criminal" Kirk said in a WTF? Voice.
"Yeah anyway next song" Miki said not thinking much of it.
Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead
"Wow I haven't heard this song in a long time" Miki said as the song stopped.
"You've heard this before" Kirk asked a little shocked.
"Oh yeah Hidan, Kakuzu, and I always … never mind" Miki added hurriedly.
"Heh whatever next song" Kirk said tapping the next button.
I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island
They both just laughed their asses off for this one. (A/N This song is hilarious you must listen to it!)
When they finally stopped Miki just hit the next button.
Fake It by Seether
"Okay I'm so putting this on my I-Pod" Miki said making a note for this song.
"Heh whatever its ok next song" Kirk said.
Screamby Avenged Seven fold
"Okay what is this song even about" Miki said bewildered.
"I … have no idea" Kirk said shrugging his shoulders.
"Yeah well next song is it because I want to see some more of the other's I-Pods" Miki said like he was in a rush.
"Ok then hit the button" Kirk said.
No. 5 by Hollywood Undead
"Wow Hidan's got an awesome taste in music" Miki said in admiration.
"What are you talking about all the songs are about religion, death, sex, or just an excuse to swear?!" Kirk shouted.
"… Like I said good music" Miki said not getting the point.
"… Just get the next I-Pod" Kirk said angrily.
"Okay…OW!" he yelped as he pulled out the I-Pod and dropped it on the table to look at his hand.
"What" Kirk asked wondering what could hurt?
"I got a splinter" Miki said as he glanced to the I-Pod that was now made completely out of wood…
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Ok time to see how Drakon's doing.
Drakon: Hi Rypper guess who I met out side?
Rypper95: Who?
Drakon: Itachi fan girls who aren't too pleased about his chapter.
Rypper95: O.O heh heh Come on Drakon I was just messing around you know I didn't mean anything.
Drakon: … Get him.
Rypper95: OMG! The PAIN!!! Oh remember please vote. Now … WHY IS NO ONE HELPING ME?!?!?!