I don't own Naruto but I do own this idea and Miki!
I will be switching in and out of chat room text format for the rest of this story in my next story though it will all be chat room format.
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Pein: They better not have touched my I-Pod!
Tobi: Tobi wants to know why leader-Sama is so mad.
Pein: No one is to know what is on that I-Pod.
Hidan: It's probably some gay ass shit like the Back Street Boys or something.
Pein: N-No! It's a … um a religious artifact.
Hidan: Yeah sure Pein *under breath* fuckin' liar.
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Miki pulled out a solid gold and black trimmed I-Pod with the inscription 'God's I-Pod'.
"Wow… ego much?" Miki said.
"Yeah I know someone's pretty full of themselves." Kirk said adding to his friends comment.
"Well here's the first song." Miki said pressing the play button.
Pain by Three Days Grace
"Again another obvious song." Miki said in a bored tone.
"Yeah but what ya gonna do about it?" Kirk said it an equally bored tone.
"So next song." Miki said with some anticipation.
Behind Blue Eyes (Remake) by Limp Bizkit
"Nice but the original is better." Miki said in a slightly interested voice.
"Never heard the original, but being the music buff that you are I got to believe you." Kirk said.
Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum
"Well wasn't expecting that one." Miki said with shock.
"Well you don't expect a lot of things so I have learned to expect the obvious." Kirk said nonchalantly.
It's Hard out Here for a Pimp by Three 6 Mafia
Both of them just sat there for a while staring at the title scrolling across the screen.
"Woooooooooooooowwwwww" Miki said.
"Is Pein a Pimp?" Kirk asked with a blank expression on his face.
"Hell no" Miki said plain and short.
King of Pain by The Police
"This raises the same question that Sasori had how is he the king of himself?" Miki said.
"NO!" Kirk said with an alarming amount of anger.
"Dammit." Miki sighed "Next song."
The Real Slim Shady by Eminem
"Well if he got rid of all his other bodies then he might not have this problem" Miki said sarcastically.
"Other bodies?" Kirk asked aloud wondering what his friend meant.
"Never mind next song" Miki added avoiding the question.
One by Three Dog Night
"Don't say a word" Kirk said before his friend could speak. "I'm sick of your word games!"
"A word" Miki said.
"I hate you" Kirk said.
Creep by Radio Head
"Ha to true" Miki said laughing at the song.
"Oh come he can't be that… you know you're probably right" Kirk said.
"Ok last song" Miki said hitting the next button.
What Is Love by Haddaway
"Pein's got some good songs" Miki said admiring the play list.
"Heh I've seen better" Kirk said.
"Well who's next… OW! Dammit! Got a paper cut…