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Bad Hair Day

Exorcist Yu Kanda was walking down a corridor inside the headquarters of the Black Order, minding his own business and making every attempt to ignore everyone whom he happened to pass, when he drew up short. He had just walked passed one of the many notice boards that were spread out throughout HQ and his eyes narrowed as his gaze skimmed over the contents.

Announcement.

From now on all members of the Black Order, both Exorcist and support staff, shall be required to wear their hair in a military style cut. This is non negotiable and effective immediately.

Malcolm C. Leverrier

Kanda clenched his hands into fists as he pulled this piece of paper from the board and crumpled it into an unrecognizable wad of paper.

"So I see that you found the newest bout of stupidity from the higher ups Yu."

Already irritated beyond description Kanda pulled Mugen from the sheath that he wore across his back and held the blade about an inch from Lavi's throat. "Shut up you stupid rabbit. Tell me where I can find this bastard."

"Just come with me Yu," Lavi said, taking a step back so that the tip of Mugen wasn't so uncomfortably close to his neck. "I'm going to have a word with him right now."

"Do not call me that," Kanda said as he began to follow along behind Lavi, making a mental note to deal with the rabbit once he had taken care of Leverrier.

With Lavi leading the way the two Exorcists made their way down the corridor toward the office that Leverrier had claimed upon arriving at HQ. Neither boy was happy over this newest regulation and they had no plans on going along with it.

"Lavi."

This familiar voice caused the red haired Exorcist to come to a stop and he turned around and watched as two figures caught up with him and Kanda. Allen and Link quickened their steps so that they could catch up with Lavi and Kanda and soon the group of two had became a group of four.

"Have you seen this?" Allen asked, holding up one of the offending flyers in his clenched hand.

"Oh yea," Lavi said, his eyes shifting to the sword that Kanda was still holding at his side. "We were just on our way to have a word with the Inspector."

"We're coming too," Allen and Link said in one voice.

Lavi nodded and the quartet continued on their way down the hall. Each of them wore a scowl on their face but none could compare with Kanda's. The samurai was BEYOND angry over this new, stupid rule.

When the disgruntled group arrived at the door that led into Leverrier's office they came face to face with yet another group of very irritated looking people. This group seemed to be led by none other than Bookman and included Komui, Krory, and even General Cross.

"Did you…" Lavi began, his one green eye focusing on his mentor.

"We did," Bookman said, not even needing to hear the question to know what his apprentice was going to ask. "We were just on our way to have a word with the Inspector."

"So are we," Allen said.

"That's not what I plan on doing," Cross snarled, running a hand through his long red hair. He had no intentions of cutting it and would kill anyone who tried to force him to do so.

Kanda didn't really have any plans to talk to the man either but he kept his mouth closed and merely stepped up to the door. Without bothering to knock, or even bothering to use the doorknob for that matter, Kanda quickly gained entrance to the office.

By kicking down the door.

Leverrier jumped to his feet as the door of his office crashed to the ground and he narrowed his eyes in anger as a group of people entered the room. "What is the meaning of this?" he demanded.

Each of the members of the angry mob held up a familiar piece of paper, save for Kanda who had tossed his onto the ground.

"This rule is nonnegotiable," Leverrier said, narrowing his eyes as he gazed at the group. "And there will be no exceptions."

"That's what you think you bastard," Cross growled as he strode forward and punched Leverrier in the nose.

The man staggered back, stunned by the blow. He couldn't believe that the general had just attacked him but the Inspector didn't really have time to dwell on this fact.

Reaching down Lavi grabbed his hammer and held it up, a glint in his one visible green eye. "Big hammer, little hammer…"

"That's a good idea," Cross said, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a VERY familiar hammer. Allen actually cringed at the sight but a small smirk appeared on his face as both Lavi and Master Cross used their respective hammers on Leverrier.

Seeing stars Leverrier broke away from the two red headed menaces and made a break for the door.

"Oh no you don't," Allen muttered. "Crown Belt!"

Strips of white fabric quickly wrapped around Leverrier's legs and Allen pulled him back into the room. Leverrier scratched at the floor as he desperately tried to escape but it was no use.

"Enough of this," Kanda said, his gaze focused on the man who was being restrained by the bean sprout's Innocence. "Let him go."

Allen didn't know what Kanda had in mind but he did as the man ordered, although he looked less than happy about it. With a sharp tug he released his Innocence and watched as Leverrier jumped to his feet.

The man once again made a move to run but he never got the chance. He had only taken two steps before Kanda stepped forward and sliced him in half with Mugen.

"This is going to be a little difficult to explain," Lavi muttered as he gazed down at the two bloody halves of Leverrier's corpse.

"Not really," Komui said, a strange glint in his eyes. "Leverrier died of a heart attack. The Black Order requires cremation so no one will ever know the difference."

"Che." Kanda used the coat of the deceased to wipe the blood from the blade of Mugen and then casually walked from the office.

A/N - Kanda did it! Several people wanted to see our favorite anti-social samurai kill Leverrier so I hope that you enjoyed.