Back in the feudal era, Naraku was ticked. "Tell me, Sesshomaru, where is InuYasha?" Naraku sent a burst of power at a chained-up Sesshomaru. After taking this onslaught, Sesshomaru said "for the tenth time, I don't know his whereabouts." Naraku growled and hit Sesshomaru with another power burst. "Lord Sesshomaru!" Jaken yelled. Right behind him was Rin. Naraku said "now then, we can do this the easy way or the hard way." "I don't know where InuYasha is, Naraku!" Sesshomaru yelled. Naraku said "okay. KAGURA!" "Yes, Naraku?" she replied. "I want you to go out and find InuYasha. He's hiding somewhere, but this excuse of a demon won't tell." Then Sesshomaru shouts "I told the first time, and I'm telling you the last time, Naraku, I DON'T KNOW WHERE INUYASHA IS." Naraku said "I was talking about Mr. Green over there." Jaken said "I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW. I'M JAKEN! UNDERSTAND ME, NARAKU, YOU HALF-BREED DEMON?" Naraku said "I'll send out Kagura to search. A swarm of my poison insects will form a second searching party, seen on this soul mirror, here. Should either fail, I'll then send you out, Sesshomaru." Then Sesshomaru said "fine by me, Naraku." So, Kagura went out on her feather, and the insect swarm went another direction as the mirror came to life.

Back in the modern era, everyone was enjoying dinner at Kagome's house. Shippo took one bite of the mashed potatoes and said "these potatoes are very good. I've never had them like this." Kirara was stuffing her face with the modern era cat food. Sango said "InuYasha, you should try this special drink of Kagome's. I think she calls it 'pep-see'." After hearing Miroku let out a very big belch, InuYasha said "I have tried it. That's good stuff." Kagome turned to Miroku and said "excuse you, Miroku." Miroku said "sorry, Kagome, I had not planned on that at all."

Outside, a flea was leaping off the left wiper blade of Kagome's car. He shakes his head and said "that is one strange demon." He looked around and said "Toto, I don't think we're in Kayede's village anymore." He started looking around at this strange new place...and the strangely motionless demon he was on. After looking around a while he started to hear familiar voices from inside a strange structure. He said "is that Master InuYasha?" He looked over the metal demon and saw tetsuiga through openings. "Master InuYasha's sword; I must get that back." At that moment, InuYasha walked outside. Myoga turned around and he saw InuYasha. "Master InuYasha" he yelled. InuYasha looked down at the ground and he said "Myoga, what are you doing here...besides the backstroke?" Myoga said "quick, you must get your sword out of that demon before it wakes up!" InuYasha looks around and said "demon? What demon, Myoga?" Myoga pointed and said "this red one that looks like metal. I can see Tetsuiga through some strange-looking wounds!" InuYasha shakes his head and said "Myoga, that's not a demon it's a car; another of Kagome's artifacts." Myoga replied "my. Am I ever embarassed? Don't tell Kagome." InuYasha said "why shouldn't I tell her? Oh, Kagome!" Kagome came out. "What is it, InuYasha?" she asked. "Guess who the hitchhiker is, Kagome." InuYasha said. Kagome replied "Hitchhiker? I don't remember picking anyone else up." InuYasha sad "okay, stowaway." Kagome looked and saw Myoga sitting on the car. Kagome asked "What are you doing here Myoga?" Myoga said "please forgive me, Kagome. I didn't mean to jump onto your car. I thought that was a demon."

At Naraku's castle, Kagura swept back in. "I'm not finding a trace of him" she said. "Well, I guess we can wait until the poison insects come back and see if they found any trace of InuYasha, and if not then Sesshomaru can look for his brother at his own free will" Naraku said. Jaken asked "and...what about Rin and I, lord...Naraku?" "You two shall remain here" Naraku said. Sesshomaru then asked "why can they not accompany me?" Naraku replied "sit" and Sesshomaru was flung face-first into the ground. "ME LORD!" Jaken yelled. Rin gasped and asked "Lord Sesshomaru, are you all right?" "I'm okay, but ticked as well. How dare you subject me to my brother's humiliation?" Shesshomaru said. Then Naraku said "are you serious about wanting their company?" Sesshomaru's reply was "yes, I want Jaken and Rin to accompany me." Naraku then made a loud blubbering sound and said "okay, then. Rin and Jerk-an can accompany you on your search." Jaken yelled "HEY! My name is JAKEN! JAKEN! Understand, half-blooded demon." Naraku turns to Jaken and grabs him by the neck and said "Never, ever call me a half-blooded demon, understand me? I am Naraku, the full-blooded demon, not a pathetic half breed like your brother is." Kagura thought to herself "I wonder if '¾-blooded' would suffice." Jaken asked "my brother?" Then Naraku said "not you, Jaken. I was talking to Sesshomaru, not to a green goblin like you." Just then, the swarm returned, and Kanna appeared. "What's the report, Kanna?" Naraku asked. Kanna's reply was "the poison insects didn't find any trace of InuYasha or his friends. There were only strange grooves in the ground, but they didn't look significant."

Back in the modern era, Kagome was jacking up the car. Suddenly, everyone was scrambling out of the house. "Miroku, never eat those beans again!" Shippo yelled. Then InuYasha slugged Miroku at the back of his head. "OW! INUYASHA!!" Miroku said. InuYasha said "another stink bomb and I won't let you off that easy." Later, InuYasha was lying on a wheeled cart with attached pillow. Kagome was next to him on another pillowed cart. "Let's do this" she said. InuYasha asked "what exactly do you have in mind?" Kagome placed a small tool box on her stomach and said "under here." With that, the two went under the car on the pillow carts. InuYasha said "this is something else." Then, a loud clank was heard, and the half-demon yelled "ow! Stupid pipe!" Kagome asked "You ok, InuYasha?" InuYasha replied "yes. So what are we doing under here?" Kagome said "we're installing this upgrade." Later, when they emerged, Miroku asked "what's that beast's underside like?" A blow from Sango's Hirakotsu later, the monk replied "I meant the car, Sango." The car was lowered, and the newly installed feature was tested: a red underbody light. "Wow, that's awesome" Shippo said. InuYasha said "hey, it even matches my kimono." Kagome said "we're not done yet."

Back at Naraku's castle, Ah-Un was ready. Naraku said "Sesshomaru, I'd reccomend searching Kaede's vill--." "Would you just shut up?" Sesshomaru asked, "I'm going." Naraku growled at Sesshomaru and said "fine, Sesshomaru. The next time we see each other again, I will kIll you." Ah-Un took off with Rin and Jaken on board thinking "not with Tenseiga in my hands, you won't."

At Kaede's village, a raccoon-badger was gathering herbs for Kaede's rice sauce when he tripped over something. He looked and thought "this is strange: two parallel ruts in the ground. What could've dug those?" Suddenly, a double-headed dragon surged out of the clouds. Hachi screamed and tried to run around in circles until he tripped over the other tire rut. "Not again" Hachi said. The dragon landed, pinning Hachi's tail under one of its feet. Sesshomaru fell off, landing in a thorn bush. He said "that really hurts." Rin jumped off Ah-Un and helped Sesshomaru off the thorny bushes and asked him "are you ok, my lord?" He then heard someone yell "would you get off me, you stupid dragon?" Sesshomaru looked over Ah-Un and saw Hachi. He said "where is Kaede, you ferret?" Hachi said "I'm a badger. She's inside making rice." Sesshomaru looked and asked "inside...where?" Hachi said "I'm not telling you." Jaken was then seen flying out of a house's chimney. "Yeoww-ooh-ooh-ooh-owww!" he yelled, "hot rice, hot rice, hot riiiiice!" Hachi slapped his hand over his face saing "Oh no." Sesshomaru said "Thank you, Jaken." Then, Rin said "let me talk to her for you my lord." Sesshomaru asked "how do you do this? How do you know what I'm about to request?" As Rin made her way to the house in question, Sesshomaru said "I'm not finished with you, badger!"

In Kagome's time, InuYasha was removing some newspaper off the car door to reveal some nice yellow text reading "InuYasha II". "Wow" he said, "that turned out pretty good." Shippo said "excellent." Miroku, meanwhile, asked Sango "I'd like for you to have--." A hit from the Hirakosu later, he finished "--a glass of water." Sango saw the glass and said "uhh...oops."