Back at the shrine, Kagome and her friends had arrived and were in her room talking. Kagome's mom asked "so, how was the picnic?" Kagome said "excellent. The pizza was so good." Yuka then said "Kagome won the raffle." Sota said "wow, I wonder what the prize was." At that moment, Kagome saw a pickup truck from the school pulling up the zigzag driveway of the shrine. The truck had the prize boat in tow. Kagome said "it's arriving now." They went outside.
The principal of the school greeted Kagome. "Congratulations, Miss Higurashi" he said. "Um, thanks" Kagome replied. Her science teacher said "we put our heads together and considered the university visits you were making recently. We've decided to give you 30 points extra credit." Kagome's friends were surprised tremendously. Kagome, too, was caught off-guard. "Thanks, Mr. Derus" she replied. At the back of the truck, the boat's trailer was starting to be unhitched. Grandpa asked "so, what's the fine prize Kagome won?" Professor Derus replied "well, it's being unhitched as we speak." All their eyes darted to the trailer. "Holy shit!" Grandpa said. "Wow" Sota said. Kagome's mom almost fainted. "That's neat" she said. "Good luck in your academics, Kagome" the professor replied. With that, both he and the principal were back in the truck and heading out.
Later that evening in the feudal era, everyone was asleep except for InuYasha. "I'll show you, Sango" he thought. He looked at Sango's sleeping area. Kirara was fast asleep next to Sango. The tape player was left out next to the area. InuYasha thought "this is too easy." He crept over. Without warning, Kirara groaned and lifted her head a little. InuYasha was petrified…until Kirara relaxed her head back down again. "That was freaking close" he thought. He grasped the tape player when Sango stirred a little. Her hand flew up into InuYasha's cheek. She mumbled "get your hands off my butt, monk." InuYasha put the player in his kimono and thought "good, at least she thinks Miroku is nearby." Slowly creeping to the entrance of the hut, InuYasha thought he was safe…until one of the boards creaked loudly. A nearby Shippo woke up. InuYasha thought "oh, crap." Shippo said "Inu--." His mouth was clapped over by InuYasha. "Don't let Sango know I'm taking a midnight stroll" InuYasha hissed. When Shippo nodded, InuYasha released him and resumed his walk to the entrance. Yet another board let out another loud creak. InuYasha spun around in alarm. Miroku simply mumbled "Sango, lay off on the beans." As InuYasha was getting the hairs on his neck to lay flat instead of stand on end, he turned back to the entrance and left the hut. He knew that he was in the clear.
After going deep into the woods, InuYasha knew it was safe. He got the tape player out and did a test by hitting play. Kagome's voice played back "sit, boy." The necklace activated, plunging InuYasha downward. After stopping and rewinding, InuYasha thought "okay, I think the tape was at the right part. At least I won't make the mistake of accidentally doing that to myself again." He poised the player and said "okay, here goes." Hitting "record," he promptly said "whazzup, brother! Hey, Sango, you can't make me sit anymore. Yarr-harr." He blew a raspberry and continued with "wait 'til Miroku hears that you think he's got a cute butt. Whoo-hoo!" He promptly hit "stop" and got back to the hut, rewinding the tape in the process. Stepping over the troublesome boards, he placed the player back at Sango's side positioned exactly as it had been.
The next morning, everyone was enjoying the day. Sango said "I can't wait until Kagome hears about her device's amazing performance of the sit command." InuYasha, hearing this, thought "Sango, you have no idea." Shippo was plotting something himself. Transforming into Kikyo, he mimicked Kikyo's voice, saying "InuYasha, at last, we're alone." InuYasha turned around and saw who he thought was Kikyo. InuYasha noticed Shippo's scent and then noticed the tattletale tail. "I know it's you, Shippo" he growled. Shippo thought "crap, he knew." InuYasha promptly hit Shippo, transforming him back in the process. "Ow!" Shippo yelled, "SANGO, INUYASHA HIT ME!" Sango arrived with tape player in hand. "InuYasha…" Sango began. InuYasha, quite convincingly, said "no, Sango, come on, it isn't fair!" He even had a convincing fearful look on his face. Sango hit "play" and almost fainted. InuYasha's voice played back with "whazzup, brother! Hey, Sango, you can't make me sit anymore. Yarr-harr." As the tape played back InuYasha's raspberry, Sango and Shippo were in shock. "That doesn't sound like a sit command" Shippo thought. Sango thought "InuYasha must've tampered with this in the middle of the night." As Miroku was arriving, the taped InuYasha continued with "wait 'til Miroku hears that you think he's got a cute butt. Whoo-hoo!" Miroku promptly asked "a cute what?"
Sango spun around and noticed the monk. She hit "stop" in spite of there being nothing more to the recording, and said "Miroku, I thought you were back in the village." The actual InuYasha was trying hard not to laugh. Sango was blushing in embarrassment. "Why are you so red, Sango? Are you okay?" Miroku asked. "I'm just a little warm, that's all." InuYasha taunted "that's not true!" "True or not" Sango began, "I'm okay, but why aren't you still in the village?" Miroku said "I was reading the women's palms when a father of them appeared and sent me off with a death threat." Sango said "I knew you were up to no good." She turned to InuYasha and said "you're dead, InuYasha!" She pounced onto InuYasha's back, tackling him to the ground in the process. She was standing on his back shoving his head into the ground. "There's more than one way to make you sit!" she spat. "Sango, you'd better get off or you're going to--." He was interrupted by a swift kick to where his legs met from Sango. "What was that again?" she asked sternly. She promptly gave him another groin kick. InuYasha looked at Miroku. "I could use a little help here" he squeaked at soprano level. InuYasha then looked desperately at Shippo as groin hit after groin hit was being inflicted. "YOU'RE NOT SITTING PROPERLY, INUYASHA!" Sango roared, shoving his head down further. He was screaming in pain. Fortunately, a familiar red car was approaching. "Ka…gome" InuYasha yelped. The car door opened and Kagome asked "Sango, what's going on?" Sango said "your tape actually worked…until InuYasha tampered with it." Turning back to the half-demon, she roared "there's more than one way to make you sit!" "Sango, that's enough" Kagome said, "besides, I'm not mad." Sango promptly vaulted off InuYasha's back. InuYasha was back on his feet and ticked at Sango. Then again, he was in very excruciating pain from the rapid-fire groin hits. "You'd better knock off these hits to this area" InuYasha squeaked, indicating where his legs met. "Sango, don't tell me you did that to him" Kagome said. Sango said "he also hit Shippo." "That was only because I transformed into Kikyo" Shippo said, "I must've made him mad." "Still, Sango" Kagome began, "I don't think you should've kicked him there." InuYasha moaned "repeatedly, I might add." "WHAT?" Kagome asked. Sango replied "crap."
Miroku said "Kagome, I'd like to ask you--." "I'm not bearing your children!" Kagome yelled. "That wasn't what I had in mind" Miroku said. Kagome asked "what is it, then?" Miroku said "at the end of InuYasha's recording, Sango was heavily blushing, and I asked if she was all right." With that, he got the player, rewound the tape, and hit "play." InuYasha's voice played back "whazzup, brother! Hey, Sango, you can't make me sit anymore. Yarr-harr." He blew a raspberry and continued with "wait 'til Miroku hears that you think he's got a cute butt. Whoo-hoo!" When Miroku hit "stop," Kagome said "so it must be true." Miroku was stunned. "What?" he asked. Kagome said "she's in love with you. That's why she's blushing." Sango spat "gee, thanks."