The car went through the well and entered Kagome's time. There, waiting, were Eri, Ayumi, and Yuka. Kagome got out and said "hi, guys." InuYasha got out and said "good to see you three again." Yuka replied "it's good to see you as well, Yashey-Washey." Kagome, embarrassed, said "I can't believe you guys called him 'Yashey-Washey' again." InuYasha asked "will you guys ever stop calling me that? That name is ticking me off. Couldn't you give me a better nickname?" Eri replied "well, it's more than just a nickname." InuYasha asked "what do you mean by--?" Eri instantly whipped InuYasha into a big kiss. Kagome said "ERI!" The kiss ended and Eri said "sorry, couldn't resist." Ayumi said "his ears are so darling!" Kagome asked "could you three guys stop flirting with InuYasha?" InuYasha said "yeah, I'm sick of you guys doing that."

Later, at WacDonald's, Eri said "we can't help it, Kagome. InuYasha is really hot." Kagome retorted "well, Eri, I don't care if--! What the heck are you doing, InuYasha?" InuYasha, feeling his forehead, replied "I don't think I feel all that warm." Kagome said "it's another term for good-looking." Ayumi said "well, I.Y., perhaps you could be with all four of us." InuYasha asked "'I.Y.'?" Kagome, ignoring the new nickname, asked "you would want InuYasha to have four girlfriends? No way in hell!" Eri replied "come on, Kagome, don't you think InuYasha would want this since he hasn't had it like that?" Kagome said "he has had it like that!" InuYasha replied "yeah, with Kikyo." Yuka asked "Kiky-who?" Kagome said "a former lover of his now in an endless feud with him." InuYasha said "yeah, so she's pretty much out of the question. Anyway, I'm not so sure about the idea of four lovers." Ayumi, through a mouthful of fries, said "come on, I.Y., me, Eri, and Yuka are okay with the idea." Kagome said "I'm not okay with it, though." InuYasha said "just call me 'InuYasha' please. Also, I don't want any other lover; I'm only in love with Kagome." Getting up, he said "I'll be right back."

InuYasha went to a pay phone and inserted some modern-day money. Kagome and her friends snuck up behind him as he dialed a number. Meanwhile, at a health food store, Hojo answered the phone. "Hojo's Health Foods" he said. InuYasha said "hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Butz; first name Seymour." Kagome thought "that sounds like Hojo on the other end of that call. InuYasha is the mystery crank caller." Hojo said "I'll check." Turning to the patrons, he said "call for Mr. Butz! Everyone, I want a Seymour Butz!" Hojo's co-workers started laughing out loud, precipitating that laughter to the rest of the customers. A friend of his asked "you seeing enough butts now?" Hojo thought and then said "wait a minute." He got the phone and said "it's you, isn't it, you little punk. When I catch you, I'm going to ream you with a knife!" Even though Hojo had hung up after the death threat, InuYasha was laughing his head off. Kagome, having heard the whole thing, was in shock for a moment, only to start cracking up afterwards.

InuYasha turned around and said "Kagome, you heard the whole thing?" Kagome said "I sure did, InuYasha. That was hilarious." Later, at the shrine, Kagome was preparing dinner while InuYasha was playing with Buyo. Kagome's friends were hardly able to keep their eyes off him. Ayumi started feeling InuYasha's ears and said "your ears are so adorable!" InuYasha said "well, they are real." After a while, Eri said "hey, InuYasha." Kagome walked in just as InuYasha turned and said "yeah?" Eri instantly flung up her shirt, flashing him. "ERI!" Kagome said. InuYasha asked "what are we going to do with your friends, Kagome?" Kagome said "InuYasha, I just need a little help in the kitchen." InuYasha got up and said "okay." As they went into the kitchen, Yuka asked "what the hell is the matter with you, Eri?" Ayumi said "Kagome is going to be really ticked at you." Eri said "well, given who he was, I think it'll be worth it." Yuka said "good point."

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, InuYasha was a little fearful of Kagome. He said "Kagome, it's not what you think. If I would've known that Eri would've done that, I wouldn't have looked up. It's not my fault that--." Kagome said "I know it isn't your fault. Why would I be mad at you for something you weren't expecting?" InuYasha said "I guess I was jumping the gun, Kagome. Besides, you've seen the way Kikyo has been trying to take me back. I figured it'd still work the same way." Kagome said "except I'm not going to let Kikyo take you away again. Not like the last time, if you remember." "Yeah, I remember" InuYasha replied, "it was when I was asking what you meant by the whole thing." He glanced into the living room and saw Eri guzzling down a Pepsi as Yuka and Ayumi were chanting "chug, chug, chug, chug…" Kagome said "well, you don't have anything to worry about." She then gave him a very passionate kiss with tongue. She also gave him a Miroku-style rub. InuYasha, after the kiss, said "well, I wasn't expecting a Miroku move from you." A kitchen timer went off, and Kagome said "dinner is ready!"

At dinner, Kagome was giving Eri a very nasty look. "What did I do wrong?" Eri asked. Ayumi replied "you know, your little 'InuYasha, check my rack out' bit." Yuka unloaded some sarcasm with "do you remember now?" Eri replied "well, what do you expect from a girl?" Kagome replied "a little dignity and restraint." InuYasha replied "That's not what I would expect." Kagome, getting irked again, asked "what do you mean by that, InuYasha? What would you say you expected from a girl…besides the obvious?" InuYasha said "I'd actually expect a lot of dignity and restraint, not just a little of it." Kagome replied "well, that's a relief." Eri said "Will you both shut up?" InuYasha started burping "A, B, C, D…" Kagome, as InuYasha continued his belching recital, said "I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon." Ayumi asked "how about we go to a different subject?" "…P, Q, R, S…" InuYasha continued burping. Kagome asked "are you through yet, InuYasha?" InuYasha finished burping with "…W, X, Y, Z." "Enough, InuYasha" Kagome said. Eri said "I think Kagome is getting really ticked at you…" and belched "Yashey-Washey." "Would you stop calling me 'Yashey-Washey'?" Kagome rubbed InuYasha's head and said "good boy." "Kagome, stop treating me like a dog!" InuYasha said. Ayumi asked "how much more can we tick him off, Kagome?" Kagome replied "let's not find out. After all, we would like to live to see the next sunrise." Her friends had a look of shock that was cooled down by InuYasha saying "check this out" and doing his seal imitation with some fries in his upper lip. They were all laughing their heads off.

Back in the feudal era, everyone had just finished a nice meal. Sesshomaru suddenly came in. "What are you doing here, cretin?" Miroku spat. Sesshomaru said "please calm yourself, monk. I wanted to apologize about breaking that window right there." As he pointed at the window that Tenseiga took out, Sango realized that it truly was the sword that had saved InuYasha's life. Sango replied "hey, no problem." Sesshomaru said "I'm so relieved to hear that. Now, if you don't mind, I have a brother to look for." Shippo said "good luck finding him." Sango made an urgent hand motion across her neck and said "shhhhhhhhh." Sesshomaru, unfortunately, had overheard and stopped in his tracks. "What do you mean by that?" he asked, "where are you hiding him?" Miroku said "he's somewhere where you'll never find him." Sesshomaru spat "try me. We can do this the easy way…" Sango said "we'll never tell you where he--!" Sesshomaru's hand clamped down on Sango's neck as he finished with "…or the hard way." Sango was desperately trying to gasp for air as Sesshomaru was strangling her. "SANGO!" Miroku cried. "Where is InuYasha, you excuse of a human?" Sesshomaru spat. "Miroku, help" Sango gagged. Shippo said "well, he's off elsewhere and--." He then looked off to Sesshomaru's side, pointed, and said "hey, there he is right now." Sesshomaru looked and asked "where? I don't see--." Shippo instantly flung a pan into Sesshomaru's head, knocking him out. Sango, free of Sesshomaru's grasp, regained her breath as Miroku asked "Sango, are you okay?" "I'll be all right, Miroku" she replied. Jaken ran in and said "you filthy fox! How dare you do that to Lord Sesshomaru?" Shippo asked "Sango, what are we going to do?" Sango replied "um, maybe this…perhaps?" She had her fist extended out with middle finger extended and facing Jaken. Jaken said "don't you flip me off, you filthy son of a--." "Ooh, Jaken" Shippo chided. Miroku said "let's stop this before this escalates to a heated battle that destroys the hut and makes Kaede ticked at us." Sango said "first, we need to toss him out of here." Shippo replied "guys, it's a little late for that. Look." He pointed at Jaken, whom was pulling Sesshomaru out. Jaken said "Rin, a little help here, please." Rin replied "why do I always have to haul his unconscious little butt around?" Jaken said "Rin, just do it." Rin grabbed Sesshomaru and complained "all right, all right." With that, they were off.

Back in modern times, InuYasha was a little on edge. Yuka and Eri had him in a hug-like grasp while Ayumi was lounging in his lap with her arms around him. The three of them were cuddling him. Kagome, from another room, heard InuYasha whimpering. "What's wrong, InuYasha?" she asked. Before he answered, Kagome walked in and saw this. "What are you guys doing to InuYasha?" she asked. Eri replied "nothing yet, but if each of us could get him in a bedroom alone, we…" Kagome was stunned at this. "They'd want to sleep with him?" she thought. InuYasha asked "oh, man, is it what I think it is?" Yuka said "not sure, but I could have you find out" and started rubbing one of her knockers slowly. InuYasha said "Kagome, help me, please." Eri said "not before I have him find out." Kagome was getting more petrified with fear. InuYasha said "Kagome, I can tell that you're freaked out, but I could use a little assistance here." He then turned to the other three and said "look, it's a tempting offer, but I'm in love with Kago--." Ayumi interrupted him with a major-league kiss. Kagome was getting ticked, and was wondering "what am I going to do? InuYasha's virginity is in jeopardy." Then, an idea ran across her head and she thought "I wonder…" She pointed at the window and said "holy crap, Hojo is streaking out there!" Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi looked at the window and find no one outside at all. Kagome said "okay, now that I have the three of your attentions, would you please get off of him? He's not in love with you; he never will be, so stop trying to make him fall in love. He's only in love with me." InuYasha said "I also don't want to get laid with any of you three." Kagome flinched and replied "well, that too." InuYasha said "well, there's always my brother; he's single." All three of Kagome's friends looked very excited. "What's he like, I.Y.?" Eri asked. InuYasha said "he's young, handsome, and the only other girl you'll find with him is a little 8-year-old that hangs out with him." Ayumi asked "why does he have a pint-sized little runt with him?" Kagome replied "this girl is an orphan, and he saved her life." Yuka said "a knight in shining armor, too." The three of them imagined Sesshomaru as a super-muscular beach buff in a purple Speedo saying "don't mind this little one, she's just a companion." As they were imagining how Sesshomaru was, Kagome said "so, Yuka, Eri, let go of him." The pair complied as Kagome said "Ayumi, get out of his lap." Ayumi got up and Kagome said "now, we can calmly talk about this. I'll make some tea and we can all sit and--." Kagome was interrupted by InuYasha's necklace activating and flinging him down. She looked and said "crap, sorry, InuYasha." Sota and Grandpa cringed as InuYasha replied in a high voice "that's okay, Kagome." She helped InuYasha up and Yuka looked at her watch. "Holy crap, it's almost midnight!" she said. Ayumi said "well, we'd better get going."

After her friends left, Kagome returned to InuYasha. InuYasha asked "so, what do you want to do, Kagome?" Kagome playfully rubbed a knocker and said "come on, InuYasha." She started up the stairs, beckoning him. InuYasha thought "wow, I'm so tempted." Kagome asked "coming?" InuYasha bolted up the stairs. Once in her room, InuYasha had the door closed and gawked as Kagome removed her top. "Should I lock the door?" he asked. Kagome locked the door for him and had the making out begin. After a while, she went to sleep in InuYasha's arms. InuYasha then had a thought cross his mind: Sesshomaru could be threatening Sango and Miroku. He knew that, somehow, he had to get back. He slowly slid his arm out from under Kagome. Kagome stirred a little and said "oh, InuYasha, my love" she muttered. He wondered what she was dreaming about. He then went to her desk, got a pen and paper pad, and wrote a note. He tore off the note, tucked it into Kagome's hand, and left through the window. He thought "hopefully, she'll take it well." With that, he entered the well and went to his time.